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Baseball To Ban Sliding Headfirst Into 1st Base

Funny story: Baseball To Ban Sliding Headfirst Into 1st Base

NEW YORK CITY - Major League Baseball's Board of Rules has stated that it plans to issue a ban on the age old baseball play of sliding headfirst into 1st base. The MLBBR stated that ever since the first batter slid into first base that particular...

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A World Series to Savor: Red Sox Against Dodgers?

Unlike the Los Angeles Dodgers, another former last place team with a payroll to choke a horse, the Red Sox wore T-shirts that said, "We Own the East" and celebrated their first-place finish with a typical spray of shaken champagne. Blowing the co...

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Carl Crawford Has Lost His Nerve

When the Los Angeles Dodgers bought the Brooklyn Bridge from the Boston Red Sox, some in Boston whooped with glee. In Showtime land where Cinderella stories and bad movies meet frequently, Carl Crawford may be the worst of both. The man signed...

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Lindsay Lohan Invites Tom Cruise To A Los Angeles Dodgers Game On His Birthday

Funny story: Lindsay Lohan Invites Tom Cruise To A Los Angeles Dodgers Game On His Birthday

LOS ANGELES - Lindsay Lohan just celebrated her 26th birthday on July 2, and now on July 3, she wants to help the recently dumped Tom Cruise celebrate his 51st birthday. Lohan realizes that Cruise is still reeling from the divorce bombshell that K...

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Charlie Sheen Wants To Buy The Los Angeles Dodgers

Funny story: Charlie Sheen Wants To Buy The Los Angeles Dodgers

LOS ANGELES - Charlie Sheen, the man who threw away the number one comedy show in America (Two and A Half Men) and who recently lost both of his goddesses along with lots of common sense brain cells [double negative alert!] cannot stand not to be in...

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The Los Angeles Dodgers File For Chapter 11 Bankruptcy - They May End Up Moving South of The Border To Mexico

Funny story: The Los Angeles Dodgers File For Chapter 11 Bankruptcy - They May End Up Moving South of The Border To Mexico

LOS ANGELES - The popular refrain of "Play ball!" may no longer be heard around DodgerLand. Team owner Frank "Excedrin Headache" McCourt has had to file Chapter 11 Bankruptcy and has stated that he will not be able to pay the players come pay day...

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Spoof Writer and NY Mets Fan Petitions MLB to Take Over Stumbling, Debt Ridden Franchise!

Funny story: Spoof Writer and NY Mets Fan Petitions MLB to Take Over Stumbling, Debt Ridden Franchise!

Disgruntled Spoofer, and fanatic Met Fan Gail Farrelly says she's finally 'had enough' after it was announced the besieged club will now begin paying washed up player Bobby Bonilla $1.2M a year for 25 years as part of his deferred compensation plan.

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Manny Ramirez Is Ready To Play Ball!

Funny story: Manny Ramirez Is Ready To Play Ball!

LOS ANGELES - ESPN VII is reporting that suspended Los Angeles Dodgers superstar Manny Ramirez is ready to return to baseball. El Manny is just about finished serving his 50 game suspension. And at a cost of $7.7 million, it has to rank as being t...

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Just Manny having Mannies

LOS ANGELES -- The Los Angeles Dodgers reported today that suspended slugger Manny Ramirez, who is currently serving a 50-game suspension imposed by the league after testing positive for a banned substance is, according to Dodgers' head team physicia...

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Manny Ramirez Finally Addresses His Dodger Teammates

Funny story: Manny Ramirez Finally Addresses His Dodger Teammates

LOS ANGELES - Manny Ramirez, Los Angeles Dodgers superstar and hairstyle icon, has finally addressed his fellow Dodger players after receiving a 50 game suspension for testing positive for a performance enhancing substance. The PES is believed to...

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Manny Ramirez Suspended For 50 Games

Funny story: Manny Ramirez Suspended For 50 Games

LOS ANGELES - Former Los Angeles Dodgers manager and hall of famer Tommy Lasorda has called Manny Ramirez the most popular Dodger player since they moved from Brooklyn in 1958. And now the Dodger left fielder will serve a 50 game suspension becaus...

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