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5K Charity Walk To Stamp Out Hunger In L.A. Totally Works!

Funny story: 5K Charity Walk To Stamp Out Hunger In L.A. Totally Works!

Los Angeles, CA - A 5K charity walk to end hunger in Los Angeles has done the job. 100% problem solved! There are now no more hungry people anywhere in the entire city of L.A.! Go look for yourself. Head Walk Organizer, Debbie Zimmerfeet, explaine...

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Investigation: Trump's Reverse Racoon Eyes

Funny story: Investigation: Trump's Reverse Racoon Eyes

Everyone has noticed. What's up with the white area around Donald Trump's eyes and eye bags? Amanda Baijerkokopf, a makeup artist who works in the Los Angeles movie industry talked about the billionaire's current odd countenance, and the puffy wh...

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Divorce Lawyer Hits The Jackpot - Outside IKEA!

Funny story: Divorce Lawyer Hits The Jackpot - Outside IKEA!

Carson, Calif. - Business has never been better for Max Splitski, a divorce lawyer in the Los Angeles area. And his recent surge in clientele has all come from the very same place - the exit door at the IKEA, just down the road from his offices. "...

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LAPD Prepared With 500 Mile Roll of Yellow 'Police Line - Do Not Cross' Tape

Funny story: LAPD Prepared With 500 Mile Roll of Yellow 'Police Line - Do Not Cross' Tape

Los Angeles, CA - Police Chief for the LAPD, Billy Clubemhard, said that they were nearly done rolling up a massive 500 mile roll of 'POLICE LINE - DO NOT CROSS' tape, for when Los Angeles inevitably becomes a giant cesspool of squalor so uninhabitab...

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Illegal Aliens refuse to drive Los Angeles streets

I was scheduled to get my new 5 year license at the Department of Motor Vehicles at 2 P.M. As I approached the door I noticed hundreds of people lined up, angry and shouting. They had placards and waved them. I stopped to ask an older man with gray hair and a feather in it, about the tumult. "What's going on," I asked him. Fortunately he spoke enough English for me to understand him. "Gov...

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McDee's To Test New "Make-It-Yo-Damn-Self" Locations in L.A.

Funny story: McDee's To Test New "Make-It-Yo-Damn-Self" Locations in L.A.

Los Angeles, CA - In an effort to keep up with the times and not slide down the grease sewer of bankruptcy, McDonald's is rolling out implementation of their latest marketing gimmick. "We've poured hundreds of millions of dollars into this project...

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Disneyland Boosts Tickets to $99 and Local Cash Advance Loan Business Soars

Funny story: Disneyland Boosts Tickets to $99 and Local Cash Advance Loan Business Soars

Like a pack of meth addicts whose supply has been cut off, many families are now scrambling to find a way to continue getting their happy high at southern California's "Wonderland" after it hiked up its ticket prices. Undaunted by a recent measles...

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List of Dating Deal Breakers

Funny story: List of Dating Deal Breakers

We at SpoofFeed were genuinely interested in what your dating turn-offs are and the deal-breakers that make you wanna run for the door and bail out on your date and rob them of any confidence that they had, publicly humiliate them and leave them as a mangled shell of their former self. We went out to the streets of L.A and asked some young people we found and this is what they had to say.

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Man Realizes Area Code Number is the same as his Weight

Funny story: Man Realizes Area Code Number is the same as his Weight

Los Angeles, CA - It was an exciting day for Ernesto Lopez when he went to his doctor for a routine checkup. After being weighed by one of the nurses, the 32 year old man realized that his weight was the same number as his area code, 310. "...

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Armless man caught masturbating on subway

A disturbing scene unfolded on the Los Angeles Metro Red Line Monday afternoon (Yes, L.A. actually does have mass transit), when an armless man began masturbating on the train in plain sight. The incident, which occurred around 4:30 PM between th...

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L.A. Bans Cars, Jails Drivers

Funny story: L.A. Bans Cars, Jails Drivers

In an effort to alleviate the worst traffic congestion in the nation, Los Angeles Mayor, Eric CarSeaty, today signed into law a ban on all cars on L.A.'s 400 square miles of freeways and streets. The "no car" law takes effect immediately and violator...

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Kim Kardashian has personality enlargement operation

Funny story: Kim Kardashian has personality enlargement operation

TV reality star Kim Kardashian has left hospital following plastic surgery giving her a personality enlargement. The "Keeping Up with the Kardashians" star has had breast and ass enlargements in the past, however the star wanted to improve her person...

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A look at next year's Oscar contenders

Funny story: A look at next year's Oscar contenders

Here is a sneak peak of some of the films that are predicted to do well at the 2015 Oscars. "Fists of a Father"- a hard-hitting (pun intended) drama about the horrors of life under a tyrannical and violent father, seen through the eyes of his daughter, set against the back drop of the Korean war. Based on a best selling novel, although heavily edited for the film version. Starring newcomer Na...

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The Weather Channel's Jim Cantore Calls California News Anchors Wusses For Diving Underneath Their Desks During A Mild Earthquake

Funny story: The Weather Channel's Jim Cantore Calls California News Anchors Wusses For Diving Underneath Their Desks During A Mild Earthquake

LOS ANGELES - The Weather Channel's pride and joy Meteorologist Jim Cantore was in L.A. doing a story on mudslides when he was asked about the recent earthquakes that have been hitting Tinsel Town. Cantore took a swig from his Hercules VII Protein...

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Kim Kardashian wins "Best Kim Kardashian" at the Kim Kardashian Awards

Funny story: Kim Kardashian wins "Best Kim Kardashian" at the Kim Kardashian Awards

Hosted last night by her mother Kris Jenner in Los Angeles Kim Kardashian won the "Best Kim Kardashian award" for the third year running of the prestigious awards ceremony which has been running for three years. "It was so scary I was dreading get...

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Los Angeles Gang Members Are Fighting The Taliban In Afghanistan

Funny story: Los Angeles Gang Members Are Fighting The Taliban In Afghanistan

LOS ANGELES - American Spotlight Magazine has just broke the story about members of an infamous Los Angeles gang fighting in Afghanistan against the Taliban. Fitzwater Ribicoff, with ASM said that he was told by a member of the El Lay Toros Bravos...

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Tara Reid To Get A State-of-The-Art Nipple Procedure Done

LOS ANGELES - Ten years ago actress Tara Reid went in for breast augmentation surgery and the results were horribly horrendous to quote Playboy Magazine mogul Hugh Hefner. Hefner said that both of Reid's nipples ended up unaligned and logistically...

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Killer Bees Invade Los Angeles

Funny story: Killer Bees Invade Los Angeles

LOS ANGELES - Reports coming out of Los Angeles are that a group of African Killer Bees have invaded the city. A spokesperson for the city Hugo Tippertock stated that the AKB's came in from Arizona and they have started to fight with the European...

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