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Authorities Fear Copycat Incidents in Penis Dismemberment Case

In the aftermath of a vicious and disarming attack against a Southern California man, authorities in Garden Grove, California are warning citizens about what they are calling the "imminent threat of copy cat crimes." Catherine Kieu Becker's bail w...

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Sarah Palin Gives Lorena Bobbit a 'tip' On How to Take Down a 'really big woody!"

Sarah Palin continued her Iron Woman Quest this week continuing to showcase the Beautiful State of Alaska, as well as her own prowess as Zena , Queen of the Great Outdoors on her travelogue "Sarah Palin's Alaska!" Traveling to a remote logging cam...

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Lorena Bobbitt Day Declared At BOP Voter Rally

As the BOP trio (Bachmann, O'Donnell, & Palin) greeted the thousands of female backers at their latest stop in Gary, Indiana, no one expected the announcement Sarah Palin made at the start of the festivities. "I am announcing today," shouted...

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Lorena Bobbit Named to Spearhead FDA War Aginst Choking on Wienies!

Funny story: Lorena Bobbit Named to Spearhead FDA War Aginst Choking on Wienies!

Concerned about a rising death toll resulting from choking on some popular snacks, most notably Wieners, the Food and Drug Administration, FDA, got out in front of the issue with some controversial ads to help combat the problem which many say is...

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JW Bobbitt Still Buys Lorena Flowers

Funny story: JW Bobbitt Still Buys Lorena Flowers

It was the most wince-inducing news story of 1993 when it was revealed that Lorena Bobbitt cut off her husband's penis as he slept, before fleeing in her car and tossing the severed organ out of the car window into the night. Fortunately (or not,...

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Lorena Bobbit Franchises New Business

Funny story: Lorena Bobbit Franchises New Business

Lorena Bobbit has been out of the public spotlight for several years since her famous scuffle with her ex-husband ended with police searching a vacant lot for his severed penis. The former criminal (charge with a felony, as she could not be charged...

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Policemen Break Silence in Long Forgotten John and Lorena Bobbit Case

Funny story: Policemen Break Silence in Long Forgotten John and Lorena Bobbit Case

In 1993, in a fit of anger due to sexual frustration and hostility from abuse, Lorena Bobbit cut off her husband's penis while he slept. She got into her car, drove past a vacant field, and threw John Wayne Bobbit's pride and joy out her window.

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