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Funny story:  Bilbo Baggins on his way to The Hague

Bilbo Baggins on his way to The Hague

The popular fictional character Bilbo Baggins has an arrest warrant out on him for crimes against humanity in Ivory coast, however some are questioning the validity of the warrant believing it to be for Laurent Gbagbo 'Baggins.' Interpol, having i...
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Funny story:  Frodo Baggins Finally Loses His Virginity

Frodo Baggins Finally Loses His Virginity

The afterparty was great. After the afterparty was even better. Well, at least for 50-year old former virgin, Frodo Baggins. In a pretty dramatic finish to a celebration of S-Day, or victory over Sauron Day, Frodo Baggins was caught in the act of...
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Funny story:  Thumbs Up for Hobbit Films

Thumbs Up for Hobbit Films

Director Peter Jackson has announced that the filming of the two Hobbit films will start next month in New Zealand. Serious doubts had been cast over the future of the films after a series of problems had delayed the beginning of filming, includin...
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Funny story:  There's no brown Hobbit in the Lord of the Rings la, la, la, la-la

There's no brown Hobbit in the Lord of the Rings la, la, la, la-la

Small people with brown skin were up in arms today as they were told they are not welcome in Middle Earth. Chief Hobbit Bilbo Baggins broke the news at a press conference in New Zealand where hundreds of hopefuls auditioned to spend time in the Sh...
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Funny story:  The Guardian Readership's Acceptable Version Of The Lord Of The Rings Part 2

The Guardian Readership's Acceptable Version Of The Lord Of The Rings Part 2

Read this thrilling adventure from the start And so Froduh and his companions approached the hippy haven of Rivendell, where they found the river held against them. A group of 9 black clad Goth riders refused to let the students pass the river. But then Froduh stood up, preaching, "Yeah, like Che Guevara before me, I shall murder thee if thee persists in promoting a different point of vie...
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Funny story:  The Guardian Readership's Acceptable Version Of The Lord Of The Rings Part 1

The Guardian Readership's Acceptable Version Of The Lord Of The Rings Part 1

Froduh Baggins was unsure of the task brought upon him when he inherited the One Ring from his Uncle Bilbo. Of course, being a lefty, he believed that the Shire Government should have taken the Ring in inheritance tax. Nevertheless, he gathered together some of his companions, and being the communist morons that they were, they desired to destroy the vast wealth which the One Ring brought, so t...
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Funny story:  Hobbit Movie To Cost Record £315 Million!

Hobbit Movie To Cost Record £315 Million!

Hollywood insiders have been amazed by the news that the forthcoming movie of JRR Tolkien's The Hobbit will cost £315m - a world record. The planned four-hour epic, to be shot in 3D, will be in two episodes and easily outstrips the £177m spent on...
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Funny story:  Hobbit Movie Row - Sam Neill Steps In.

Hobbit Movie Row - Sam Neill Steps In.

Much-loved and respected Kiwi actor Sam Neill has stepped into the row brewing between the New Zealand government and film unions over the on-off movie, The Hobbit. The prequel to the tremendously successful Lord of the Rings trilogy is under thre...
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Funny story:  Brian Blessed to play part of Frodo in new production of 'Lard of the Rings'

Brian Blessed to play part of Frodo in new production of 'Lard of the Rings'

Thespian and committed luvie, Brian Blessed, is set to play the part of Frodo the Hobbit in a new stage production of 'Lard of the Rings' Other notable 'Thesps' who have indicated an interest in joining the stellar cast include; Gareth Hale of f...
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Funny story:  "Gandalf Not Gay!" says Tolkiens Son

"Gandalf Not Gay!" says Tolkiens Son

Christopher Tolkien son of Lord Of The Rings author J.R.R.Tolkien has hit out at some media claims that the Gandalf character is Gay. Speculation about the wizards sexuality increased following JK Rowling's announcement that Professor Dumbledore...
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Funny story:  Cast Announced For Hobbit Movie

Cast Announced For Hobbit Movie

Peter Jackson won many Oscars for his Lord of the Rings trilogy, but has decided not to direct the prequel. Instead, Guillermo Del Toro (Hellboy, Pan's Labyrinth) will helm this new film set in an earlier time in Middle Earth.
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Funny story:  Dark Lord Obama denies interest in world domination, claims Ring of Power destroyed

Dark Lord Obama denies interest in world domination, claims Ring of Power destroyed

Following yesterday's closed-door meeting with top Nazgûl advisors, Democratic presidential hopeful Barack Hussein Obama, U.S. Senator and newly revealed Dark Lord...
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Funny story:  Obama is Dark Lord, admits forging Ring of Power

Obama is Dark Lord, admits forging Ring of Power

Senator and Democratic presidential hopeful Barack Obama has privately confirmed his involvement in a sinister plot to overthrow international Forces of Good with the world's most Evil creation: the One Ring of Power.
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Funny story:  No Oscar promises, Viggo changes career

No Oscar promises, Viggo changes career

Oscar nominee Viggo Mortensen has recently announced he is considering a career change, since he is at an age when it's time for a man to dress up in silk robes and join daddy Hefner in the pimp club.
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Funny story:  Archbishop Rowan Williams signs up for LOTR4

Archbishop Rowan Williams signs up for LOTR4

Prominent Archbishop of Canterbury, Rowan "The Beard" Williams, has reportedly signed up to play the part of the resurrected 'Saruman' in the upcoming feature 'Lord of the Rings 4: The Final Insult'.
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Funny story:  Gondor to withdraw troops from Iraq

Gondor to withdraw troops from Iraq

Minas Tirith - One of the remaining nations with troops on the ground in Iraq announced today the withdrawal of its forces there.
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Funny story:  A DVD Critic's Corner Review: Eragon

A DVD Critic's Corner Review: Eragon

With the monumental success of the Lord Of The Rings trilogy, the movie studios (God bless their cold black hearts) have tried to come up with the next big fantasy epic for the big screen, because as we all know, an inferior rip-off is the sincerest form of flattery.
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Funny story:  Morrisons staff tell Gandalf: "You're too young to buy wine"

Morrisons staff tell Gandalf: "You're too young to buy wine"

Well-known wizard Gandalf the White was stopped at Morrisons Supermarket from buying two bottles of white wine because he allegedly looked under-age.
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