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'Arry took Spurs as far as he could!

Funny story: 'Arry took Spurs as far as he could!

White Hart Lane, LONDON: Shiver me timbers good old 'Arry has left the Spuds. In his four year 'reign' 'Arry saved Spuds from being relegated from the Prmiership and took them in his second season to fourth, then fifth in his third season and fourt...

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Yates of the Yard vindicated as Met swoops on Lord Levy's £1bn safety deposit box scam

Funny story: Yates of the Yard vindicated as Met swoops on Lord Levy's £1bn safety deposit box scam

London - (Jaw-dropping Mess:) A massive £1+ billion safety deposit box scam linked to the Labour Party's Cash for Honors villain Lord 'Cashpoint' Levy has brought a smile back to the face of embattled Met Assistant Commissioner John Yates...

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Rainbow's Jeffrey to Release Damning Memoirs

Funny story: Rainbow's Jeffrey to Release Damning Memoirs

The rumoured plan by former Rainbow host Jeffrey to release his memoirs could sink the show, according to Rainbow fanatic Mike Meadow. Bungle, the show's current leader, has already come under fierce attack since Lord Freddy (formerly part of Rod,...

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Lord Levy memoir a terrorist fiction: spooks

Funny story: Lord Levy memoir a terrorist fiction: spooks

London - (Rioters): MI5 spooks have branded Lord Levy's posturings a load of sanitised whoppers after reviewing his security files detailing a 30 year career as one of the UK's top terror mobsters.

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In-camera royal blackmail trial of plotters who outed Lord Levy's bastard son

Funny story: In-camera royal blackmail trial of plotters who outed Lord Levy's bastard son

London - (Lurid Ass Mess): The Crown Prosecution Service is being blackmailed to conduct an In-camera trial of two men accused of targeting a 'royal' figurine who is really the bastard son of notorious Labour WMD fantasist Lord Levy.

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New Tarantino movie on Lord Levy's 'hellish hounding' by cash-for-peerages cops

Funny story: New Tarantino movie on Lord Levy's 'hellish hounding' by cash-for-peerages cops

Ealing Studios, UK - (Ass Mess): Quentin Tarantino is being touted as the director of choice for a new movie about the "hellish witchhunt hounding" of ex-Prime Monster Tony Blair's former blind truss portfolio bagman Lord Levy.

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COBRA meets as £50 billion Northern-on-the-Rocks black hole points to Lord Levy tosser CEO

Funny story: COBRA meets as £50 billion Northern-on-the-Rocks black hole points to Lord Levy tosser CEO

City of London - (Disaster Mess): The Government's COBRA emergency management committee has met today amid Financial Services Authority reports that the Northern Rock building society has a £50 billion black hole in its acounts.

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Forecast bleak as Lord Levy plans lavish wedding bash for son

Funny story: Forecast bleak as Lord Levy plans lavish wedding bash for son

Totteridge, North London - (ReUterus & Ass Mess): The marquees have gone up in the garden, the fairy lights fitted and the swimming pool refreshed with gallons of Chanel No 5 at Totteridge's famous 'Villa Shambolero' home of Lord Levy whe...

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London barman saw Litvinenko assassin snort coke with Lord Levy

Funny story: London barman saw Litvinenko assassin snort coke with Lord Levy

London - (Rioters): A barman at the Whorely Arms Hotel in North London - where celeb patrons include Kate Moss, Prince William and Shaggy Dave the Royal Crack dealer - has said he saw Alexander Litvinenko's assassin "put some strange glowing...

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Lord Levy and dead Mossad spook Ashraf Marwan 'paid by Bandar'

Funny story: Lord Levy and dead Mossad spook Ashraf Marwan 'paid by Bandar'

London - (Ass Mess): Cash for peerages cops have found a money laundering trail linking Tony Blair's former blind trust portfolio bagman Lord Levy to Ashraf Marwan, the Mossad/KGB double agent who was found 'suicided' in the street below...

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Lord Levy received £25 milion from Prince Bandar

Funny story: Lord Levy received £25 milion from Prince Bandar

London - (Ass Mess): Lord Levy received up to £25 million from dodgy Saudi arms dealing princelet Bandar Bin Sultan Bin Abdul Aziz it was confirmed today.

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Cash for peerages cops focus on Lord Levy and the 9/11 massacre

London - (Ass Mess): Lord Levy, the blind trust portfolio bagman to UK Prime Monster Tony Blair, his personal Middle East envoy, chief WMD/yellowcake uranium fantasist and top racketeering partner responisble for flogging peerages, is squirming with...

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Lord Levy under sedition as pregnant former Prescott secretary executed in Battersea flat

Funny story: Lord Levy under sedition as pregnant former Prescott secretary executed in Battersea flat

South London - (Ass Mess): Cash-for-honors top mobster Lord Levy is understood to be under heavy sedition tonight following UK news coverage that a former secretary working for Deputy Prime Monster John Prescott was executed with two bullets to the s...

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Fraud Squad says Elizabeth Hurley is a Lord Levy/Camilla pile of garbage

Funny story: Fraud Squad says Elizabeth Hurley is a Lord Levy/Camilla pile of garbage

London - (Dissassociated Press): Police investigating the loans for peerages fiasco say they have uncovered 1970s IRA intelligence files showing Lord Levy and Camilla Barker Proles are the birth parents of desperately wannabe somebody self-publicist...

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Bailiffs to seize bankrupt Blairs' goods and chattels

Funny story: Bailiffs to seize bankrupt Blairs' goods and chattels

London - (Rioters): Under new legislation going through Parliament bailiffs will at last be able to break into No 10 Drowning Street and distrain property belonging to the bankrupt Tony and Cherie Blair.

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Blair Friend No Swinger

Funny story: Blair Friend No Swinger

Swept up and arrested in the cash-for-peerage scandal, Prime Minister Tony Blair's once good and loyal friend, Lord Levy, announced: "I'm not going to swing for Tony Blair." The term "to swing" does not mean to suggest &qu...

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Lord Levy arrested yet again.

Funny story: Lord Levy arrested yet again.

It's been a bad week for Lord Levy. New and disturbing allegations have been made against Tony Blair's personal fund raiser Lord Levy.

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Gongs probe police arrest House of Lords pervert

Funny story: Gongs probe police arrest House of Lords pervert

Drowning Street - (Rotters): Police probing the cash for honors scam have arrested Lord Levy and charged him with perversion.

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The Only Way to Get the Palestinians to the Table

Our Middle East correspondent M. Voltaire opines: If you want PLO/Hamas to come to the Peace Table, set out copious quantities of rancid cheese --it's the only enticing incentive for street rats.
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