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Funny story: Yates of the Yard vindicated as Met swoops on Lord Levy's £1bn safety deposit box scam

Yates of the Yard vindicated as Met swoops on Lord Levy's £1bn safety deposit box scam

London - (Jaw-dropping Mess:) A massive £1+ billion safety deposit box scam linked to the Labour Party's Cash for Honors villain Lord 'Cashpoint' Levy has brought a smile back to the face of embattled Met Assistant Commissioner John Yates...
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Funny story: Rainbow's Jeffrey to Release Damning Memoirs

Rainbow's Jeffrey to Release Damning Memoirs

The rumoured plan by former Rainbow host Jeffrey to release his memoirs could sink the show, according to Rainbow fanatic Mike Meadow. Bungle, the show's current leader, has already come under fierce attack since Lord Freddy (formerly part of Rod,...
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Funny story: Lord Levy memoir a terrorist fiction: spooks

Lord Levy memoir a terrorist fiction: spooks

London - (Rioters): MI5 spooks have branded Lord Levy's posturings a load of sanitised whoppers after reviewing his security files detailing a 30 year career as one of the UK's top terror mobsters.
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Funny story: In-camera royal blackmail trial of plotters who outed Lord Levy's bastard son

In-camera royal blackmail trial of plotters who outed Lord Levy's bastard son

London - (Lurid Ass Mess): The Crown Prosecution Service is being blackmailed to conduct an In-camera trial of two men accused of targeting a 'royal' figurine who is really the bastard son of notorious Labour WMD fantasist Lord Levy.
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Funny story: New Tarantino movie on Lord Levy's 'hellish hounding' by cash-for-peerages cops

New Tarantino movie on Lord Levy's 'hellish hounding' by cash-for-peerages cops

Ealing Studios, UK - (Ass Mess): Quentin Tarantino is being touted as the director of choice for a new movie about the "hellish witchhunt hounding" of ex-Prime Monster Tony Blair's former blind truss portfolio bagman Lord Levy.
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Funny story: COBRA meets as £50 billion Northern-on-the-Rocks black hole points to Lord Levy tosser CEO

COBRA meets as £50 billion Northern-on-the-Rocks black hole points to Lord Levy tosser CEO

City of London - (Disaster Mess): The Government's COBRA emergency management committee has met today amid Financial Services Authority reports that the Northern Rock building society has a £50 billion black hole in its acounts.
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Funny story: Forecast bleak as Lord Levy plans lavish wedding bash for son

Forecast bleak as Lord Levy plans lavish wedding bash for son

Totteridge, North London - (ReUterus & Ass Mess): The marquees have gone up in the garden, the fairy lights fitted and the swimming pool refreshed with gallons of Chanel No 5 at Totteridge's famous 'Villa Shambolero' home of Lord Levy whe...
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Funny story: London barman saw Litvinenko assassin snort coke with Lord Levy

London barman saw Litvinenko assassin snort coke with Lord Levy

London - (Rioters): A barman at the Whorely Arms Hotel in North London - where celeb patrons include Kate Moss, Prince William and Shaggy Dave the Royal Crack dealer - has said he saw Alexander Litvinenko's assassin "put some strange glowing...
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Funny story: Lord Levy and dead Mossad spook Ashraf Marwan 'paid by Bandar'

Lord Levy and dead Mossad spook Ashraf Marwan 'paid by Bandar'

London - (Ass Mess): Cash for peerages cops have found a money laundering trail linking Tony Blair's former blind trust portfolio bagman Lord Levy to Ashraf Marwan, the Mossad/KGB double agent who was found 'suicided' in the street below...
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Funny story: Lord Levy received £25 milion from Prince Bandar

Lord Levy received £25 milion from Prince Bandar

London - (Ass Mess): Lord Levy received up to £25 million from dodgy Saudi arms dealing princelet Bandar Bin Sultan Bin Abdul Aziz it was confirmed today.
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Funny story: Cash for peerages cops focus on Lord Levy and the 9/11 massacre

Cash for peerages cops focus on Lord Levy and the 9/11 massacre

London - (Ass Mess): Lord Levy, the blind trust portfolio bagman to UK Prime Monster Tony Blair, his personal Middle East envoy, chief WMD/yellowcake uranium fantasist and top racketeering partner responisble for flogging peerages, is squirming with...
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Funny story: Lord Levy under sedition as pregnant former Prescott secretary executed in Battersea flat

Lord Levy under sedition as pregnant former Prescott secretary executed in Battersea flat

South London - (Ass Mess): Cash-for-honors top mobster Lord Levy is understood to be under heavy sedition tonight following UK news coverage that a former secretary working for Deputy Prime Monster John Prescott was executed with two bullets to the s...
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Funny story: Fraud Squad says Elizabeth Hurley is a Lord Levy/Camilla pile of garbage

Fraud Squad says Elizabeth Hurley is a Lord Levy/Camilla pile of garbage

London - (Dissassociated Press): Police investigating the loans for peerages fiasco say they have uncovered 1970s IRA intelligence files showing Lord Levy and Camilla Barker Proles are the birth parents of desperately wannabe somebody self-publicist...
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Funny story: Bailiffs to seize bankrupt Blairs' goods and chattels

Bailiffs to seize bankrupt Blairs' goods and chattels

London - (Rioters): Under new legislation going through Parliament bailiffs will at last be able to break into No 10 Drowning Street and distrain property belonging to the bankrupt Tony and Cherie Blair.
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Funny story: Blair Friend No Swinger

Blair Friend No Swinger

Swept up and arrested in the cash-for-peerage scandal, Prime Minister Tony Blair's once good and loyal friend, Lord Levy, announced: "I'm not going to swing for Tony Blair." The term "to swing" does not mean to suggest &qu...
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Funny story: Lord Levy arrested yet again.

Lord Levy arrested yet again.

It's been a bad week for Lord Levy. New and disturbing allegations have been made against Tony Blair's personal fund raiser Lord Levy.
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Funny story: Gongs probe police arrest House of Lords pervert

Gongs probe police arrest House of Lords pervert

Drowning Street - (Rotters): Police probing the cash for honors scam have arrested Lord Levy and charged him with perversion.
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Funny story: Yule be sorry Met tells Blair and Levy

Yule be sorry Met tells Blair and Levy

Drowning Street, SW1 - (Ass Mess): The cash-for-peerages probe took a dramatic twist today with the news that Camilla's elevation to the rank of Duchess last year cost the UK Hellfire Club a staggering £500 million in deft backhanders to the Murd...
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