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Funny story: Long Island megabux residents defy Uncle Sam's snooping tentacles

Long Island megabux residents defy Uncle Sam's snooping tentacles

Long Island, NY - A group of East Hampton billionaires resident in Long Island's most securely guarded enclave has launched its own PRISM-busting communications satellite in the wake of US government snooping on their shopping, and stuff. Blasted...
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Funny story: Long Island DA swoops on solicitation bottom feeders

Long Island DA swoops on solicitation bottom feeders

Long Island - "Luckily nobody resident in Lily Pond Lane is on the solicitation roll call of shame," an East Hampton pool man commented, "but come August when the Clintons are vacationing here again, maybe the DA will get lucky a second time round."...
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Funny story: The Reason Lindsay Lohan and Her Mom Got Into A Big Fight

The Reason Lindsay Lohan and Her Mom Got Into A Big Fight

LONG ISLAND, New York - Lindsay Lohan is a perfect example of that old Cambodian saying "Like mother - like daughter." Lohan, who seems to stay on the front page, got in to a verbal altercation with her lookalike mom Dina Lohan, 49, just outside o...
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Funny story: Lily Pond Lane resident's disgust at snooping Clintons

Lily Pond Lane resident's disgust at snooping Clintons

East Hampton, Long Island - "Anyone listing their boring-as-hell repro fireplaces as a property's top selling feature gotta be a nouveau riche asshole punting to the Clintons," Lily Pond Lane resident Dr Lamar Madison commented today as Tropical Stor...
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