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Escaped London Zoo gorilla only drinks Robinsons blackcurrant squash

Funny story: Escaped London Zoo gorilla only drinks Robinsons blackcurrant squash

A gorilla that escaped from its enclosure at London Zoo made its way into Waitrose to buy Robinsons blackcurrant squash before being returned to his den, a report has found. Kumbuka, a western lowland silverback, made a trip to the nearest Waitro...

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Westerham Heights Man Dies in Sloth Attack

Funny story: Westerham Heights Man Dies in Sloth Attack

London - The ZSL London Zoo has confirmed that Taber Hemingway was killed quite viciously by sloths. Zoo security and Scotland Yard are still investigating what happened exactly. The security tapes in the Rain Forrest section of the zoo caught the at...

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Druids' casino under London Zoo rumbled as heavy rains flood Regent's Park

Funny story: Druids' casino under London Zoo rumbled as heavy rains flood Regent's Park

London - Locals had long suspected its existence, of course, following decades of spurious equinoctial and solstice Druid activity next door at Primrose Hill. This morning's discovery of a huge subterranean gambling complex came as more than a mon...

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London Zoo Unveils New Teenager Exhibit

Funny story: London Zoo Unveils New Teenager Exhibit

After months of anticipation, London Zoo finally opened its new 'Teenager' exhibit on Saturday. The state-of-the-art exhibit, constructed over the past 10 months at a cost of £6.5 million, drew record crowds to the zoo this weekend. Loitering teen...

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Polar Bear shortage forces London Zoo to bleach dogs

Funny story: Polar Bear shortage forces London Zoo to bleach dogs

London Zoo was under fire last night when it was revealed that they had been bleaching dogs and passing them off to the unsuspecting public as polar bears.

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