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Funny story: Boris to close down the Underground.

Boris to close down the Underground.

London Mayor Boris Johnson today released plans to completely close the tube network. It will be replaced by an exclusive underground cycle path. "Look I hate the Tube it's no secret." Johnson told the press "I really want to have it so that there...
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Funny story: Boris Gudenuf for London Mayor again

Boris Gudenuf for London Mayor again

Londoners have shown their Masonite enabling love of the true blue yet again by electing the mop top Tory blond Boris Gudenuf for another turd, or is that term? The leather faced goodbye boy Lank Kivington said it had been a good blow job by blow...
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Funny story: London Mayor Boris Johnson to be replaced by his own waxwork

London Mayor Boris Johnson to be replaced by his own waxwork

With the Olympics in full swing, London Mayor, Boris Johnson, is being called on to be at a dozen photo-shoots a day, and even with the Olympic cycle lanes in London he is finding it impossible to get to every engagement on time. Instead, Madam Tu...
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Funny story: Mad Mayor Jorris Bohnson Wears Cat On Head

Mad Mayor Jorris Bohnson Wears Cat On Head

Mad Mayor Of Olde London TownJorris Bohnson has taken a leaf from Dr Zoigbergs famous children's book "Prat In A Cat" and started wearing a large overweight Ginger Tom on his head to official functions. The overweight tom cat Jorris, well known f...
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Funny story: Alan Partidge Withdraws From 2016 London Mayoral Contest

Alan Partidge Withdraws From 2016 London Mayoral Contest

Toe-curlingly awkward chat show host, Alan Partridge, has shocked the political world by announcing his withdrawal from the next London Mayoral contest in 2016. The "foot in the mouth" presenter's decision comes after the BBC last night announced...
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Funny story: Thousands of floating voters fail to bail out Boris

Thousands of floating voters fail to bail out Boris

London - A flotilla of search and rescue vessels moored on the Thames has done little to rescue the marooned Mayoral re-election wannabe. Supporters of Red Ken Livingstone say Boris Johnson's prospects are up the proverbial sh*t creek without a pa...
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Funny story: Call Girls Will Use Priority Lanes on Roads During London Olympics - Speedy Vice Service Guaranteed for VIPs

Call Girls Will Use Priority Lanes on Roads During London Olympics - Speedy Vice Service Guaranteed for VIPs

As London continues its Olympic countdown, Mayor Boris Johnson has given the go ahead for an historic decision, that he argues will have positive long term benefits for the city and leave a lasting legacy for all communities. This follows months of b...
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Funny story: Boris Johnson To Join The Labour Party

Boris Johnson To Join The Labour Party

Mayor of London Boris Johnson is to join the Labour Party in a bid to distance himself from David Cameron's Conservative Government. Following recent clashes between the two, Johnson has decided that he would stand more chance of being re-elected as...
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Funny story: George W - London Mayoral Election Update 10

George W - London Mayoral Election Update 10

George W's secretary Monica Leudinski has announced that he went out today to choose his Trick or Treat costume and ordered a Quark costume. George W has long been a fan of the Ferengis in Star Trek and loves watching Quark in Deep Space Nine. We...
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Funny story: George W - London Mayoral Election Update 9

George W - London Mayoral Election Update 9

Things have been quiet during the last few days. George W has taken a break from his hectic schedule to do some more work on his Lego model of London Bridge. His secretary, Monica, tells us that he has been lying on the floor surrounded by thousan...
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Funny story: George W - London Mayoral Election Update 8

George W - London Mayoral Election Update 8

As part of our reporting about George W's London Election campaign we have been asking him to talk about specific problems in London and what policies he would introduce to over come them. Today we discussed homelessness and I asked him what he thought about homelessness in London. G.W. "Well, y'all'know I'm told it gets pretty wet sum'time in there London what with y'ole May showers and aut...
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Funny story: George W - London Mayoral Election Update 7

George W - London Mayoral Election Update 7

As part of his familiarisation process ahead of his London Mayoral campaign George W wanted to discuss his ideas for arming the police with repeating automatic rifles. His secretary arranged a meeting with the Metropolitan Police, at Scotland Yard...
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Funny story: George W - London Mayoral Election Update 5

George W - London Mayoral Election Update 5

Following our coverage of George W's election campaign for Mayor of London we understand that George has a secret plan to publicise his campaign. He has ordered a batch of bibs with 'Vote George for London' printed in red across the front. George...
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Funny story: George W - London Mayoral Election Update 4

George W - London Mayoral Election Update 4

As part of our coverage of the George W London Mayoral campaign we are putting specific issues to him about on-going London problems so voters can judge his suitability for the role. Today; I asked George W, if he was going to do anything about problems with the M25. Xavier: GW, you must have heard about on-going problems with the M25 ... GW: I reckon, you know, it's quite old now; nearly...
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Funny story: George W - London Mayoral Election Update 3

George W - London Mayoral Election Update 3

The latest news from Daria Place, Dallas, in the run-up to the London Mayoral Elections, is that GW's secretary, Monika Leudinski, is acting as his agent and the Bush home at 10141 Daria Place is going to be his campaign committee room. The latest...
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Funny story: George W - London Mayoral Election Update 2

George W - London Mayoral Election Update 2

More news from George W's London Mayoral election campaign. We were unable to speak to George W yesterday because he had a colonoscopy camera up his backside so couldn't speak but in an interview today he spoke of his desire to arm all London Poli...
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Funny story: George W - London Mayoral Election Update

George W - London Mayoral Election Update

George W, yesterday, handed in his nomination paper to become an official candidate for the 2011 London Mayoral Election. He had trouble getting the 15 nominee's names but with the help of 3 homeless people, 2 criminally insane, 4 lobotamised lemu...
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Funny story: George W to run for London Mayor

George W to run for London Mayor

George 'W' is to run in the Mayor of London elections against Boris Johnson (American slang for penis) and Ken Livingstone (a wandering lost missionary). A spokesman for the George W campaign said that it would be run on zero tolerance and he will...
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A former female high school teacher received six months in jail for having sex with a male student, while a male teacher at the same school received a six-year sentence for bedding a coed pupil.

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