With the Olympics in full swing, London Mayor, Boris Johnson, is being called on to be at a dozen photo-shoots a day, and even with the Olympic cycle lanes in London he is finding it impossible to get to every engagement on time.
Instead, Madam Tu...
Mad Mayor Of Olde London TownJorris Bohnson has taken a leaf from Dr Zoigbergs famous children's book "Prat In A Cat" and started wearing a large overweight Ginger Tom on his head to official functions.
The overweight tom cat Jorris, well known f...
Toe-curlingly awkward chat show host, Alan Partridge, has shocked the political world by announcing his withdrawal from the next London Mayoral contest in 2016.
The "foot in the mouth" presenter's decision comes after the BBC last night announced...
London - A flotilla of search and rescue vessels moored on the Thames has done little to rescue the marooned Mayoral re-election wannabe.
Supporters of Red Ken Livingstone say Boris Johnson's prospects are up the proverbial sh*t creek without a pa...
As London continues its Olympic countdown, Mayor Boris Johnson has given the go ahead for an historic decision, that he argues will have positive long term benefits for the city and leave a lasting legacy for all communities. This follows months of b...
Mayor of London Boris Johnson is to join the Labour Party in a bid to distance himself from David Cameron's Conservative Government. Following recent clashes between the two, Johnson has decided that he would stand more chance of being re-elected as...
George W's secretary Monica Leudinski has announced that he went out today to choose his Trick or Treat costume and ordered a Quark costume.
George W has long been a fan of the Ferengis in Star Trek and loves watching Quark in Deep Space Nine. We...
Things have been quiet during the last few days. George W has taken a break from his hectic schedule to do some more work on his Lego model of London Bridge.
His secretary, Monica, tells us that he has been lying on the floor surrounded by thousan...
As part of our reporting about George W's London Election campaign we have been asking him to talk about specific problems in London and what policies he would introduce to over come them.
Today we discussed homelessness and I asked him what he thought about homelessness in London.
G.W. "Well, y'all'know I'm told it gets pretty wet sum'time in there London what with y'ole May showers and aut...
As part of his familiarisation process ahead of his London Mayoral campaign George W wanted to discuss his ideas for arming the police with repeating automatic rifles.
His secretary arranged a meeting with the Metropolitan Police, at Scotland Yard...
Following our coverage of George W's election campaign for Mayor of London we understand that George has a secret plan to publicise his campaign.
He has ordered a batch of bibs with 'Vote George for London' printed in red across the front. George...
As part of our coverage of the George W London Mayoral campaign we are putting specific issues to him about on-going London problems so voters can judge his suitability for the role.
Today; I asked George W, if he was going to do anything about problems with the M25.
Xavier: GW, you must have heard about on-going problems with the M25 ...
GW: I reckon, you know, it's quite old now; nearly...
The latest news from Daria Place, Dallas, in the run-up to the London Mayoral Elections, is that GW's secretary, Monika Leudinski, is acting as his agent and the Bush home at 10141 Daria Place is going to be his campaign committee room.
The latest...
More news from George W's London Mayoral election campaign.
We were unable to speak to George W yesterday because he had a colonoscopy camera up his backside so couldn't speak but in an interview today he spoke of his desire to arm all London Poli...
George W, yesterday, handed in his nomination paper to become an official candidate for the 2011 London Mayoral Election.
He had trouble getting the 15 nominee's names but with the help of 3 homeless people, 2 criminally insane, 4 lobotamised lemu...
George 'W' is to run in the Mayor of London elections against Boris Johnson (American slang for penis) and Ken Livingstone (a wandering lost missionary).
A spokesman for the George W campaign said that it would be run on zero tolerance and he will...
'Red Ken' Livingstone has expressed his intention to make a screen comeback in 2012. But there is cynicism in the film community following the collapse of his movie franchise in 2008.
One critic said bluntly:
"Ken's now over 60, he just can't...
New York City Mayor and mult-billionaire Michael Blumberg announced today that he was appointing himself to a new office and assuming a new title: that of "Bagel for Life."
When asked to explain what this new positiuon meant he expained "I was re...