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Funny story: London Marathon Cancelled

London Marathon Cancelled

The 2013 Virgin London Marathon due to be run this Sunday has been cancelled at short notice. The event which raises millions of pounds for charity as well as being a showcase for top international athletes has fallen victim to a lack of available po...
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Funny story: Unconscious Spectators At Today's London Marathon 'Simply Ran Out Of Air'!

Unconscious Spectators At Today's London Marathon 'Simply Ran Out Of Air'!

At least seven hundred spectators at this year's annual spring London Marathon had to be given oxygen today with some of them then being taken to hospital after passing out while watching the runners as they took part in the gruelling event. The p...
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Funny story: Sir Jimmy Savile Completes London Marathon Only 6 Years Behind The Pace!

Sir Jimmy Savile Completes London Marathon Only 6 Years Behind The Pace!

Cigar-chuffing, big chair-sitting and former top Radio 1 DJ, Sir Jimmy Savile, has finally crossed the finishing line on London's Mall, following his completion of the London Marathon 2005! Crowds of at one point, up to two, turned out to see the...
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Funny story: "Licking Man" Finally Completes London Marathon Course

"Licking Man" Finally Completes London Marathon Course

A man who promised to complete the London Marathon, by licking every inch of it, has finally finished the feet, 4 YEARS after starting. Arron Pheugh, who was dressed as an effigy of Pol Pot throughout the challenge, finally finished the amazing fe...
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Funny story: Camilla surprise runner in this year's London Marathon

Camilla surprise runner in this year's London Marathon

A surprise announcement from Clarence House states that The Duchess of Cornwall,second wife of The Prince of Wales(more generally called Camilla Parker Bowles) wishes it to be known that she is an entry for and intends to compete in this years Vi...
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Funny story: Stephen Hawking to enter wheelchair race in next London Marathon

Stephen Hawking to enter wheelchair race in next London Marathon

Stephen Hawking was watching the wheelchair race in the London Marathon, on Sunday, and then called for a press conference. Hundreds of reporters turned up at the press conference to hear what Stephen had to say and were surprised at what happened...
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Funny story: Global "Loonies" gather in London for their annual "Piss-take" not the election, the London Marathon!

Global "Loonies" gather in London for their annual "Piss-take" not the election, the London Marathon!

England renowned for it's eccentrics, nutty proffesors and Tony blair is being invaded by "Global Loonies" wishing to participate in a spectacle only reserved for Brittania. THE LONDON MARATHON! The actual race has nothing whatsoever to do with...
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Funny story: Superman banned from London Marathon

Superman banned from London Marathon

Superman was banned from running in the London Marathon, today after complaints from the elite athletes, in the race that it would be unfair as they would have no chance of beating a superhero, unless he wore Kryptonite, running shoes. Superman tu...
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Funny story: Man In Gordon Brown Costume Feints During London Marathon

Man In Gordon Brown Costume Feints During London Marathon

The humid conditions during the early stages of this year's London Marathon took its toll on one competitor. Colin Bumfluff of Harlington had attended the Marathon in a Gordon Brown costume. He was raising money for people who are forced to live in t...
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Funny story: 2010 London Marathon in jeopardy after Tower Bridge gets stuck

2010 London Marathon in jeopardy after Tower Bridge gets stuck

Organisers of the 29th London Marathon were today busily trying to plan a new route for the world famous run as they were informed of the news that the Tower Bridge had got stuck in an open position. The iconic bridge is one of the main landmarks...
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Funny story: Roller Blade Marathon Cheat Andre Exposed

Roller Blade Marathon Cheat Andre Exposed

Surprise London Marathon winner Peter Andre has been exposed as a cheat only days after claiming the men's crown. Many people raised eyebrows at the sight of the former one hit wonder crossing the line ahead of such marathon greats as Samuel Winj...
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Funny story: London Marathon: Susan Boyle WILL Run

London Marathon: Susan Boyle WILL Run

Susan Boyle, the new Scottish singing sensation who has wowed audiences worldwide with her songbird-like qualities, has told organisers that she WILL take part in tomorrow's London Marathon, and has a special treat in store for fans. Susan will SI...
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Funny story: Jordan has injured herself during training for London Marathon

Jordan has injured herself during training for London Marathon

News is just coming in that glamour model, Katie Price, better known as Jordan is in training to run the London Marathon. She hopes to raise up to £25,000 for NSPCC and Vision charities. Katie is well-known for three reasons; one of them is being...
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Funny story: 2008 Flora London Marathon Shock As 'Fancy Dress Fun Runners' Are Kicked Out Of Event

2008 Flora London Marathon Shock As 'Fancy Dress Fun Runners' Are Kicked Out Of Event

The 2008 Flora London Marathon starts on Sunday in the heart of the capital, and, all being well, will finish the same day, thanks to the event's organisers who have banned slower runners from competing.
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Funny story: African Tribe to run the London Marathon wearing nothing but a smile

African Tribe to run the London Marathon wearing nothing but a smile

TV reporter Norma Snockers has announced that "six Masai Warriors from a remote village in Tanzania are going to run the London Marathon using only a shield and a spear to conceal their meat and two veg."...
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Funny story: London Marathon granted shit and piss license

London Marathon granted shit and piss license

The London Marathon is to be granted a special license that will prevent runners from being prosecuted for defacating and urinating while completing the 26 mile course.
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Funny story: London Marathon To Ban Bottled Water

London Marathon To Ban Bottled Water

The organisers of the London Marathon have today announced a ban on bottled water, and in the future, runners will only be able to obtain water from huge taps placed strategically along the 26-mile...
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Funny story: Man, 101, on the Run!

Man, 101, on the Run!

A spritely 101 year old is going to run in The London Marathon this year and is already training in preparation for it. He can actually bend over and tie his laces in his Nike trainers.
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