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Funny story:  Justin Bieber Collapses After Tripping On The Crotch of His Pants

Justin Bieber Collapses After Tripping On The Crotch of His Pants

LONDON - Well there is good news and bad news from Camp Biebs. The good news is that he showed up on time for his concert at London's O2 Arena. The bad news is that while he was jumping around all over the stage he got tangled up and tripped on th...
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Funny story:  The Boo Birds Boo Bieber and Mel B

The Boo Birds Boo Bieber and Mel B

LOS ANGELES - The Cucamonga Chit Chat Chronicle is reporting that the boo birds were out in force as Justin Bieber and former Spice Girl Mel B were both booed by irate fans. Bieber was booed after showing up two hours and three minutes late for hi...
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Funny story:  Justin Bieber: I Got Me A Brand New Babe For My Birthday

Justin Bieber: I Got Me A Brand New Babe For My Birthday

LONDON - Justin Bieber says that he has just received the best birthday present that he has ever gotten and her name is Ella-Paige Roberts Clarke. The British Tabloid Ta Ta For Now News reports that the two celebrated Bieber's 19th birthday at the...
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Funny story:  London Opens Up The Nation's First Giddy Up Burger Diner

London Opens Up The Nation's First Giddy Up Burger Diner

LONDON - Brompton Boxgrove, a reporter with Britain's Tickety Boo News, has just reported that merry olde England has just opened up a brand new fast food establishment. Boxgrove reports that The Giddy Up Diner has just opened for business in the...
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Funny story:  White indigenous Brits reject London and head for the hills!

White indigenous Brits reject London and head for the hills!

A recent survey has confirmed that London now has a multi-culti majority and white, indigenous Brits, who used to form the majority, are running to the surrounding hills; Cotswolds preferably or even the Sussex Downs; if they can afford it. One re...
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Funny story:  Rihanna Says Chris Brown Did Not Cut Her On Her Knee

Rihanna Says Chris Brown Did Not Cut Her On Her Knee

LONDON - Rihanna seems to love seeing herself and her name splashed all over the front pages of newspapers and magazines, and her latest incident will certainly not change a thing. The 24-year-old singer was celebrating her brand new line of bruis...
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Funny story:  Rare cider found in London cemetery

Rare cider found in London cemetery

A rare, vintage cider has been found in Victorian tombs in one of the UK's most famous cemeteries. The discovery of a large bottle of 'Dead Good' Cider in Highgate Cemetery, the burial place of Claud Bulmer and Lord Scrumpy, is the first time the...
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Funny story:  Ritz Hotel in London's Piccadilly, wants Ritz crackers to change their name, as well as The Ritz in Desborough, Northants!!

Ritz Hotel in London's Piccadilly, wants Ritz crackers to change their name, as well as The Ritz in Desborough, Northants!!

Ritz Hotel, Piccadilly, London: Is it the Ritz or is it writs, the legal from! Accusations has been thrown around that there has been a theft of the Ritz 106-year-old five star hotel trademark, by 'commoners' and 'Johnny-come-latelies'! The prob...
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Funny story:  Buckingham Palace guards can't believe how inhuman and emotionless Bill Belichick is

Buckingham Palace guards can't believe how inhuman and emotionless Bill Belichick is

LONDON--Following a New England Patriots team visit to Buckingham Palace, sources confirmed that members of the Queen's Guard were overheard discussing the lifeless and hollow visage of Bill Belichick, who reportedly did not blink, smile, or make...
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Funny story:  "Meet Me in St. Louis," But Patriots Prefer London

"Meet Me in St. Louis," But Patriots Prefer London

Yes, the home game of the St. Louis Rams is in London against the ultimate visitors, the New England Patriots who at least share the name England with the country where they play this week. If the Rams go on the tourist trap carousel, they may as...
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Funny story:  A Londoner's guide to Yorkshire

A Londoner's guide to Yorkshire

With decentralization many people from London are finding themselves in strange primitive parts. One of the most frightening is Yorkshire. Yorkshire folk are very tribal and don't take to strangers. They especially dislike people from Lancashire and Wales. Although they can tolerate people from London they are not always friendly. Yorkshire folk speak in the Genitive tense all of the time.
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Funny story:  Savile Row to be renamed Tailor Street

Savile Row to be renamed Tailor Street

One of London's poshest streets, Savile Row, is to be renamed to Tailor Street in a bid to distance itself from Jimmy Savile. "We don't know for certain just what Jimmy Savile has done or not done," said Boris Johnson, Mayor of London, who is orga...
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Funny story:  George Clooney Denies He's Dumping Stacy Keibler

George Clooney Denies He's Dumping Stacy Keibler

LONDON - The London tabloid The Sunshine has reported the breakup between George Clooney, 51, and his beautiful girlfriend Stacy Keibler, 32. But a close friend of Clooney's, who would only give his initials (F.Y.), stated that London publication...
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Funny story:  The whole of London to be converted to runways

The whole of London to be converted to runways

A massive swathe of London is to be converted into one huge airport with seven hundred runways after an argument between Boris Johnson and Patrick McLoughlin escalated. Please note, that Patrick has no relation to Colleen Rooney nee McLoughlin. This...
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Funny story:  Jack The Ripper Unmasked

Jack The Ripper Unmasked

The identity of Britain's most notorious serial killer, Jack The Ripper, has finally been revealed during a deathbed confession. Gupta Singh, an Indian national who studied medicine at a London teaching hospital in the early sixties, died followin...
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Funny story:  Michelle "The First Mama" Obama Picked Up By Olympic Lady Wrestler

Michelle "The First Mama" Obama Picked Up By Olympic Lady Wrestler

LONDON - America's First Lady, Michelle Obama could very well be the most popular American in London, no matter what Bob Costas or Matt Lauer may think. On Sunday merry Michelle hugged every single member of the United States men's basketball team...
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Funny story:  Mitt Romney Asked To Leave England And Go Back To Hee Haw, Massachusetts

Mitt Romney Asked To Leave England And Go Back To Hee Haw, Massachusetts

LONDON - Mitt Romney has just clearly demonstrated the art of sticking one's foot in one's mouth. The GOP presidential candidate figured that he would jump on the Olympics bandwagon and garner all kinds of free publicity for his political campaign...
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Funny story:  The 2012 Summer Olympics: The Reason Why Costa Rica Is Extremely Upset

The 2012 Summer Olympics: The Reason Why Costa Rica Is Extremely Upset

SAN JOSE, Costa Rica - A spokesperson for the Costa Rican Olympic team, Francisco San Platanos, has expressed the fact that Team Costa Rica has just received a certified letter from The International Olympic Committee. The letter stipulates that t...
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