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Funny story: Inquest into Disappearance of London Taxicab Passenger

Inquest into Disappearance of London Taxicab Passenger

LONDON: An in-cab surveillance video has been leaked on the internet prior to the Scotland Yard investigation of its driver Fintan Murphy in London. Murphy is suspected in the disappearance of his middle-aged passenger Julian Forsyth Davidson-Clar...
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Funny story: The Potter Bank Opens in London

The Potter Bank Opens in London

LONDON UK: A new bank has just opened in London. Who owns the bank and who runs it is still a guarded secret. But it is a bank like no other. It has its own pub, massage parlour and meditation room. And boasts a disturbing mural in the foyer depictin...
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Funny story: The "World's Greatest Vagina"... up for Grabs

The "World's Greatest Vagina"... up for Grabs

At an auction in Sotheby's London, a photo of what experts describe as "the world's greatest vagina" was unveiled. Dubbed "The Source" media coverage at the auction was global. However, owner of the vagina was not named and speculation is rife; but i...
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Funny story: BBC World News April 2016

BBC World News April 2016

BARBARA: "Following the doctors' strike a man in Croydon had to have his leg removed when an ingrowing toenail turned septic. After receiving an epidural, a woman in Epping gave birth to deformed triplets. In Madrid, a man was shot dead during a botched supermarket robbery. While in Riga Latvia, a woman making an emergency phone call concerning the accidental death of her Pooch had her bag s...
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Funny story: Old Lady Arrested Outside Bank

Old Lady Arrested Outside Bank

An elderly woman was arrested in Kensington Hight Street London, England yesterday for malicious vandalism and wanton destruction of private property. Mrs. Edith Entwhistle explained to police who arrested her: "This is MY bank. Every letter I...
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Funny story: Death by Lambrini

Death by Lambrini

A mother and daughter from London have been accused of 'a Christmas day plot to murder London bus driver with poisoned Lambrini'. Jacqueline Patrick, 54, has been charged with attempting to murder her husband Doug, now 72. Allegedly she slipped an...
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Funny story: Discarded flea-ridden mattress trend sweeps through Dalston, East London

Discarded flea-ridden mattress trend sweeps through Dalston, East London

Demand for old mattresses "full of fleas" has soared in recent months in the infamously hipster Dalston district in northeast London. Imported from north Manchester, the increasingly expensive showpiece is now regularly seen on balconies throughout t...
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Funny story: Matthew's Suicide Note

Matthew's Suicide Note

Scotland Yard Police are trying to trace the origins of a suicide note. Police were summoned to Blackfriars Bridge last night when a man out walking his dog spotted a pair of boots mid-way across the bridge on the pavement beside a briefcase full of...
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Funny story: Riderless Bicycles in London by 2020

Riderless Bicycles in London by 2020

Boris Johnson as vowed that riderless bicycles will be common on UK streets by 2020, and has printed 50 million pounds of public funds toward the project. The bicycles, the result of a government think tank on new pedastrain propulsion systems, wi...
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Funny story: London's Lonely Hearts

London's Lonely Hearts

Grace Power - Tattoo Artist (35) Short haired lady with muscular build whose interests include pumping iron, spitting and football. Is looking for a professional and handsome business-like man. Murray Miller - Retired Factory Assistant (104) 4 ft 4 in height, decrepit, wrinkly and covered in moles and liver spots who enjoys waking up in the morning. Is seeking a woman who can take him to...
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Funny story: You Now Have Nowhere to Hide... "For your Own Good".

You Now Have Nowhere to Hide... "For your Own Good".

The man from Home Security, Klaus Offenbach, told us that "it is all for your own good". What was he referring to? And did any of us ask him or the totalitarian government masquerading as a multi-party 'democracy' that he serves for any help? He is r...
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Funny story: Damien Hirst's "Ephemeral Sculpture Store" Opens in London

Damien Hirst's "Ephemeral Sculpture Store" Opens in London

Famous British artist Damien Hirst, said to be the world's wealthiest artist, has opened a small store in Soho London that was once a Chinese restaurant. He calls it his "Ephemeral Sculpture Store". It is the size of a small supermarket with all y...
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Funny story: Bookies Celebrate 2015 with London Bash

Bookies Celebrate 2015 with London Bash

Sir Philip Mebag, chairman of the United Federation of UK Bookmakers, compered an end-of-year mammoth banquet last week at Coventry's Masonic Hall, London. 2014 had been a great year he reminded over four hundred guests from the worlds of enterta...
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Funny story: Worst Ever Tsunami

Worst Ever Tsunami

This time of year is always high on calamities; but nobody on earth was prepared for this one. A mighty tsunami of human excrement that had accumulated in the North Atlantic over many years has been unleashed. Myriad towns and villages in North A...
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Funny story: Ex-Beauty Queen to be New James Bond

Ex-Beauty Queen to be New James Bond

Idris Elba has declined the role of a black James Bond as he considered it condescending to fellow blacks as well as the total misportrayal of the original character. Fleming's 007 was a MI6 spy proficient in languages and the martial arts; and a...
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Funny story: "Offended" Woman to Sue

"Offended" Woman to Sue

A 23 year old London woman is to sue British Rail for what she claims is "personal trauma". It seems the woman boarded a subway train on the Bakerloo line on her way home from work. Then a couple of young men seated opposite her made what she cal...
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Funny story: Sweden sends female prosecutor to question Assange she disappears into his room for two hours

Sweden sends female prosecutor to question Assange she disappears into his room for two hours

The prosecutor's office in Sweden has finally sent a representative to question Julian Assange in Ecuador's London embassy. This assistant prosecutor is Ms. Valerie Thighborg, 29, brunette, slender, wearing Madame Orientale rouge lipstick, and att...
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Funny story: Terror at Heathrow Airport

Terror at Heathrow Airport

American insurance salesman James Henry Galbraith thought it was just another tedious return home from the three-week business conference he had attended in London. It wasn't. A Heathrow customs official found a bottle of whiskey in his holdall. "I'm sorry Sir but I have to confiscate this." "Aw... come on buddy. Gimme a break! I always take a bottle home to the wife." "Excuse me." The officia...
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