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Funny story: Maine state senate race to be decided on World of Warcraft

Maine state senate race to be decided on World of Warcraft

BAGOR MAINE (ABSNN) - Maine's state senate race is nearly as wild and war-like as the Presidential race between Obama and Romney. In fact, Maine Republicans have a website devoted entirely to the Democratic candidate's fondness for "World of Warcraf...
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Funny story: Downeast Maine Fisherman Confirms: Bin Laden 'dead as a Hake!'

Downeast Maine Fisherman Confirms: Bin Laden 'dead as a Hake!'

The Bangor, ME Daily News has confirmed, albeit a week late, that Osama Bin Laden is indeed dead and resting in a watery grave quoting local man Daryl McFaddon as the source. I caught up with that local man, Daryl McFaddon, he being of the McFaddon clan mostly bred and bedded on Beals Island, whilst he was indulging in a 'mess of smelts' he was frying up on his cook stove somewhere on 'paper...
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Funny story: Downeaster News: Hot Breaking Snippets from Coastal Maine #1

Downeaster News: Hot Breaking Snippets from Coastal Maine #1

The hot bean supper at the Eastbrook Grange was interrupted last night when the wind shifted. Amy Fiddlefinger said the Grange hoped to reschedule sometime in September when the Canadian breezes picked up helping to 'clear the air' around the yearly festivities which left many disappointed bean fanciers 'unfulfilled.' The Calais Trading Post announced today that due to the unfortunate demis...
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Palace Orders Hit on Former DIA Intel Chief

Emperor Barack I, fuming over MidEast reality check by LtGen Davis on Sunday, ordered a hit on the General, palace spies report. Word is Terminator-in-Chief Valerie Jarrett got the nod.
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