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Downeaster News: Hot Breaking Snippets from Coastal Maine #1

The hot bean supper at the Eastbrook Grange was interrupted last night when the wind shifted. Amy Fiddlefinger said the Grange hoped to reschedule sometime in September when the Canadian breezes picked up helping to 'clear the air' around the yearly festivities which left many disappointed bean fanciers 'unfulfilled.' The Calais Trading Post announced today that due to the unfortunate demis...
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