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Funny story: Everyone friends with hometown boy at College World Series

Everyone friends with hometown boy at College World Series

Omaha, Nebraska- This week marks the beginning of the college World Series. Eight of the best teams in college baseball will square off in a double elimination tournament. Tad Ameritrade park will be the host site for this venue, and the right teams...
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Funny story: Local Man Killed By Farts At Dog Races

Local Man Killed By Farts At Dog Races

A local man from Orlando, Florida has cashed in his chips, hit the big one. He was Harry Poltus but most people just called him Doug. No one knows why. Doug had been betting on the dog races all his life and had developed a system where he would w...
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Funny story: Area Man Proves Mother-In-Law Wrong, Even After She's Dead!

Area Man Proves Mother-In-Law Wrong, Even After She's Dead!

Sandy McIntosh says that if his old Mother-In-Law had held on for a few more years, I would have made her eat her words. Instead, the old Bat had to go and die on us at the nursing home where I had them exercising her everyday, even after hours after...
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Funny story: Crooked Crosses and Cozy Charismatic County Councils

Crooked Crosses and Cozy Charismatic County Councils

There was much shouting and angry frothing fervour this week, following the sudden discovery of a design feature on the Essex County Council building. Built in the 1939 the county council building has a motif of what look like Hakenkreuz, or "swas...
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Funny story: Local Man Thinks Note He Got From Lady Means She Wants His Body

Local Man Thinks Note He Got From Lady Means She Wants His Body

James Milan of right here in Leonardsville is excited over a lady that he spotted that had recently moved to town "And boy is she a knockout!" "I have been asking around to those who will talk to me, mostly men, and they tell me that she is a wido...
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Funny story: Area Wide School Ban On "Twerking" Enacted During Homecoming Season

Area Wide School Ban On "Twerking" Enacted During Homecoming Season

Localtown, USA - An area wide ban on a dance craze called "twerking" has been enacted during homecoming season. School officials have decided that it has gotten so out of hand that even the use of the term "twerk", "twerking", or any variation of i...
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Funny story: Peaceful Or Happier

Peaceful Or Happier

Broadland, Norfolk, is said to be the most peaceful local council area in the UK, and Lewisham, London, to be the least; but the tiny Hampshire village of Ower close to Southampton claims to be one of the happiest villages in the UK. The village h...
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Funny story: Town's Entire Population Stricken With "Walk Like a Drum Major" Disease

Town's Entire Population Stricken With "Walk Like a Drum Major" Disease

Medical experts are baffled after an epidemic of the dreaded Walk Like a Drum Major disease spread throughout the entire population of 4,200 residents of Corksburg. "Everyone is slow marching and carrying batons. It's really strange," said long...
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Funny story: Ohio man breaks up with fake internet girlfriend

Ohio man breaks up with fake internet girlfriend

Bruce Domso of Columbus, OH announced that he is finally breaking up with his fake facebook girlfriend Janelle after five months. Originally created by two of Domso's college friends, Domso said Janelle was becoming "far too controlling" and y...
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Funny story: Crap Towns attract a range of dodgy characters

Crap Towns attract a range of dodgy characters

Following the dubious award of Top Crap Town UK for the fifth year running, the residents of Baconsthorpe seem to have embraced the notoriety of their depressing abode. Mayor Jimmy (The Knife) Roberto has taken out a full page advertisement this...
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Funny story: Roommate Would Really Like to Know Where the Fucking Bullets are Going if They're Not Killing that Fucking Guy

Roommate Would Really Like to Know Where the Fucking Bullets are Going if They're Not Killing that Fucking Guy

Salisbury, MD - Local roommate Mike Harron "is really having trouble believing the guy dodged all those fucking shots." The Salisbury University junior, "honestly cannot believe that just fucking happened." "He was on the ground in last stand, wha...
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Funny story: Area Man Proves Doubters, Critics Right

Area Man Proves Doubters, Critics Right

NEW YORK, NY--When Jerry Elmswick dropped out of college in 1996 to start his own travel agency, he faced a rapid barrage of criticism and disapproval from his friends and family. 17 years later, Elmswick can finally stand up and tell all of his doub...
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Funny story: Local man recognizes his neighbor in Body Worlds exhibit

Local man recognizes his neighbor in Body Worlds exhibit

Imagine Arlo DeFennemeyer's surprise when, during a visit to the Body Worlds show at the Expo Center last weekend, one of the exhibits turned out to be his former neighbor. "Yep, that's Bob alright. He had a small head and big feet-I'd recogniz...
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Funny story: Bristol Man Hot Favourite for Turner Prize

Bristol Man Hot Favourite for Turner Prize

Controversial artist Miles Taipan is thought to be hot favourite for next years Turner Prize. Miles' last 'piece' for which he shat upon one of the lions in Trafalgar Square went viral on Utube and made headlines around the world. The actual excrement was gathered up by his curator and sold on Ebay. His proposed piece for next year's Turner threatens to be just as controversial. Some critics consi...
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Funny story: Local Man Describes The Last Week As: "A Bit Shit Really"

Local Man Describes The Last Week As: "A Bit Shit Really"

Local man and sometime Skoob News correspondent, Martin Shuttlecock, today explained that on a purely personal level, the last seven days have been: "A bit shit. To be honest." Upon being asked for further details, Shuttlecock revealed that last Sunday evening as he was browsing his favourite satirical website, his internet connection went down. As the hour was somewhat late, Shuttlecock decid...
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Funny story: Local Man Hides In Shed Again Following Internet Beasting

Local Man Hides In Shed Again Following Internet Beasting

Notorious shed refugee, Martin Shuttlecock, who traditionally cuts and runs when the going gets tough, has apparently fled to the sanctuary of his garden shed again - for only the 345th time this year, after being mauled by way of a change by well in...
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Funny story: American Pickers to be filmed in the North West

American Pickers to be filmed in the North West

Council estate gardens in Oldham, Moston and Stalybridge to be picked. The hit TV show American Pickers is filming a new series in the UK, and this reporter has been given access to the filming of one of the episodes. The series will be filmed in some of Manchester, Oldham and Tameside's famous grot spots, and will involve the stars of the show Mike Wolfe and Frank Fritz trawling through rubb...
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Funny story: Defiant Local Man Sets Up Home On Cemetery Bench

Defiant Local Man Sets Up Home On Cemetery Bench

Local man, Martin Shuttlecock, last night reportedly had set up a temporary abode on a bench in Titchfield Cemetery, following a horrendous argument with long suffering wife, Anne, regarding the appropriate applications available for 'real' gravy, as...
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Justin Bieber and North Korean Leader On Same Fantasy Basketball Site

Pop star Justin Bieber and North Korean despot Kim Jong Un are both on the same fantasy basketball website, battling it out in cyberspace over the comic collection Kim says Justin ripped him off on.

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