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Restaurant Was 'Uncontaminated By Food'

Funny story: Restaurant Was 'Uncontaminated By Food'

A potential diner was left disappointed and hungry last night, when the Bangkok restaurant, at which he intended to take his répast, told him they were 'out of food', leaving him speechless and dinnerless. Moys Kenwood, 51, had gone to the Big C F...

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Man Dropped Litter Under Policeman's Nose

Funny story: Man Dropped Litter Under Policeman's Nose

A man walking with friends along the main Suksawat Road near to soi 17, in the Thai capital of Bangkok last night, was seen to drop litter - a crisp packet - onto the footpath 'without a second thought', it has emerged. The incident happened in f...

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Man Woken Up By Own Fart

Funny story: Man Woken Up By Own Fart

A man was stirred from his slumbers in Cambodia last night after hearing a noise which he subsequently realised was his own anus speaking to him through the medium of a fart. Moys Kenwood, an Englishman, was fast asleep when, from the depths of hi...

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Hull Man Has To Do Without Toast After He Runs Out Of Bread

Funny story: Hull Man Has To Do Without Toast After He Runs Out Of Bread

An Englishman living in the Cambodian city of Battambang has told how he had to go without toast for his breakfast this morning after he ran out of bread, and forgot to buy some more from the supermarket. Moys Kenwood, 54, originally from Hull in...

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A Desperate Ghost Town, N.J., Mayor asks an old friend for an ambulance-chasing, lawyering job

Funny story: A Desperate Ghost Town, N.J., Mayor asks an old friend for an ambulance-chasing, lawyering job

Ghost Town, N.J., Mayor Martin Forrest Thwaite knew that within just months, he would most likely be out of a job. He was defeated in the last election by a landslide. So he did what any guy with a valid law degree would do - he struck out to get a j...

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Local Council to seek Death Penalty for rogue pensioner that built a shed on the beach

Funny story: Local Council to seek Death Penalty for rogue pensioner that built a shed on the beach

Today it has come to national attention that a local Council will seek the execution of a pensioner who built a shed on the beach, fixed the road and stopped people dumping rubbish. As the plot unravels in the mainstream media it appears as though...

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Man Convinced Traffic Lights Are Rigged

Funny story: Man Convinced Traffic Lights Are Rigged

Determined to explain why he showed up late to work again, Larry Michaels, a department manager at Sears, convinced himself last Tuesday that traffic lights are rigged against him. "I feel like the traffic lights are conspiring to slow me down. I...

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Hull Man Writes Story To Alleviate Boredom

Funny story: Hull Man Writes Story To Alleviate Boredom

A Englishman man living in the Thai capital of Bangkok has revealed how he wrote and published a story on satirical news website TheSpoof.com simply to 'cheer himself up', and to alleviate symptoms of 'pure and unadulterated boredom'. Moys Kenwood...

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Man selflessly prioritizes supporting NFL team over his own well-being

Donning his lucky team jersey and some disheveled levi jeans, local man Stan Malone sits anxiously on his stadium seat completely absorbed in the NFL game. Casting aside all other activities and plans that could improve his life, Stan nervously wa...

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The Curse of the Addictive Potato Chips Has Taken Hold of Mom

Unable to stop eating, local Mom Barbara Givens tried to pass a bowl of addictive potato chips to her son, Brad. "Here, Brad, these are really good. You should try some," Barbara said without a hint of panic, knowing that her son's reply could det...

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Local Straight A's Student Downplays Time Dedicated to Studying

Des Moines, IOWA--Despite finishing every class with a grade no worse than A-, Local Abraham Lincoln High School student Gabe Proctor continues to downplay the amount of time spent studying for his Biology tests. "To be completely honest with you, I...

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Aloof Dog Owner Shakes on Insidious Business Deal with Roxie

Funny story: Aloof Dog Owner Shakes on Insidious Business Deal with Roxie

Laura Preston of Old Oak, Missouri, had no idea what soul-crushing deal she would be solidifying when she prompted six-year-old retriever, Roxie, for a paw last Friday night. "I always ask Roxie to shake before I take out the dry food," said Prest...

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Tornado rips through Isle of Seil just days after blizzards. Islanders say storm horn is a waste of money.

Funny story: Tornado rips through Isle of Seil just days after blizzards. Islanders say storm horn is a waste of money.

The small island of Seil just south of Oban has been hit by another freak tornado last night. Gales exceeding 120 mph rocketed through the island and left islanders speechless in its wake. It was just last week that the Scottish Isle had fallen victi...

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Calderdale Honours Local Aviation Pioneer

A blue plaque is to be attached to Stoodley Pike in Calderdale dedicated to the true pioneer of powered flight Silas Makepeace Hepplethwaite of Mankinholes nr. Todmorden. Silas was a sheep farmer but he firmly believed that man was destined to fl...

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Hull Man Makes Comeback After Friend's Pick-Me-Up Email

Funny story: Hull Man Makes Comeback After Friend's Pick-Me-Up Email

An Englishman living in the Thai capital of Bangkok has told how a period of 'inner reflection' he undertook after receiving an email from a long-lost friend led to the rediscovery of a talent for scribbling that had lain dormant for more than thirty...

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Whole Family Dreading Family Time

Funny story: Whole Family Dreading Family Time

What seemed like a good idea at the time, a South Florida man is now dreading the family time he insisted upon, an event he hoped would unite his warring daughters, son and wife. Duncan Whitehead - overweight, suffering from gout and bad teeth; ca...

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Area Man Can't Wait to Get This Goddamn Day Over With

Funny story: Area Man Can't Wait to Get This Goddamn Day Over With

Abington, PA- Local resident, Steven Mayer, of Abington, Pennsylvania, awoke this morning with a renewed sense of anticipation and vigor. "I was able to turn off the alarm a minute before 6:00," reported the 32 year old Mayer, who works as a daytime...

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Everyone friends with hometown boy at College World Series

Omaha, Nebraska- This week marks the beginning of the college World Series. Eight of the best teams in college baseball will square off in a double elimination tournament. Tad Ameritrade park will be the host site for this venue, and the right teams...

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