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Funny story: Tornado rips through Isle of Seil just days after blizzards. Islanders say storm horn is a waste of money.

Tornado rips through Isle of Seil just days after blizzards. Islanders say storm horn is a waste of money.

The small island of Seil just south of Oban has been hit by another freak tornado last night. Gales exceeding 120 mph rocketed through the island and left islanders speechless in its wake. It was just last week that the Scottish Isle had fallen victi...
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Funny story: Calderdale Honours Local Aviation Pioneer

Calderdale Honours Local Aviation Pioneer

A blue plaque is to be attached to Stoodley Pike in Calderdale dedicated to the true pioneer of powered flight Silas Makepeace Hepplethwaite of Mankinholes nr. Todmorden. Silas was a sheep farmer but he firmly believed that man was destined to fl...
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Funny story: Hull Man Makes Comeback After Friend's Pick-Me-Up Email

Hull Man Makes Comeback After Friend's Pick-Me-Up Email

An Englishman living in the Thai capital of Bangkok has told how a period of 'inner reflection' he undertook after receiving an email from a long-lost friend led to the rediscovery of a talent for scribbling that had lain dormant for more than thirty...
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Funny story: Whole Family Dreading Family Time

Whole Family Dreading Family Time

What seemed like a good idea at the time, a South Florida man is now dreading the family time he insisted upon, an event he hoped would unite his warring daughters, son and wife. Duncan Whitehead - overweight, suffering from gout and bad teeth; ca...
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Funny story: Area Man Can't Wait to Get This Goddamn Day Over With

Area Man Can't Wait to Get This Goddamn Day Over With

Abington, PA- Local resident, Steven Mayer, of Abington, Pennsylvania, awoke this morning with a renewed sense of anticipation and vigor. "I was able to turn off the alarm a minute before 6:00," reported the 32 year old Mayer, who works as a daytime...
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Funny story: Everyone friends with hometown boy at College World Series

Everyone friends with hometown boy at College World Series

Omaha, Nebraska- This week marks the beginning of the college World Series. Eight of the best teams in college baseball will square off in a double elimination tournament. Tad Ameritrade park will be the host site for this venue, and the right teams...
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Funny story: Local Man Killed By Farts At Dog Races

Local Man Killed By Farts At Dog Races

A local man from Orlando, Florida has cashed in his chips, hit the big one. He was Harry Poltus but most people just called him Doug. No one knows why. Doug had been betting on the dog races all his life and had developed a system where he would w...
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Funny story: Area Man Proves Mother-In-Law Wrong, Even After She's Dead!

Area Man Proves Mother-In-Law Wrong, Even After She's Dead!

Sandy McIntosh says that if his old Mother-In-Law had held on for a few more years, I would have made her eat her words. Instead, the old Bat had to go and die on us at the nursing home where I had them exercising her everyday, even after hours after...
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Funny story: Crooked Crosses and Cozy Charismatic County Councils

Crooked Crosses and Cozy Charismatic County Councils

There was much shouting and angry frothing fervour this week, following the sudden discovery of a design feature on the Essex County Council building. Built in the 1939 the county council building has a motif of what look like Hakenkreuz, or "swas...
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Funny story: Local Man Thinks Note He Got From Lady Means She Wants His Body

Local Man Thinks Note He Got From Lady Means She Wants His Body

James Milan of right here in Leonardsville is excited over a lady that he spotted that had recently moved to town "And boy is she a knockout!" "I have been asking around to those who will talk to me, mostly men, and they tell me that she is a wido...
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Funny story: Area Wide School Ban On "Twerking" Enacted During Homecoming Season

Area Wide School Ban On "Twerking" Enacted During Homecoming Season

Localtown, USA - An area wide ban on a dance craze called "twerking" has been enacted during homecoming season. School officials have decided that it has gotten so out of hand that even the use of the term "twerk", "twerking", or any variation of i...
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Funny story: Peaceful Or Happier

Peaceful Or Happier

Broadland, Norfolk, is said to be the most peaceful local council area in the UK, and Lewisham, London, to be the least; but the tiny Hampshire village of Ower close to Southampton claims to be one of the happiest villages in the UK. The village h...
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Funny story: Town's Entire Population Stricken With "Walk Like a Drum Major" Disease

Town's Entire Population Stricken With "Walk Like a Drum Major" Disease

Medical experts are baffled after an epidemic of the dreaded Walk Like a Drum Major disease spread throughout the entire population of 4,200 residents of Corksburg. "Everyone is slow marching and carrying batons. It's really strange," said long...
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Funny story: Ohio man breaks up with fake internet girlfriend

Ohio man breaks up with fake internet girlfriend

Bruce Domso of Columbus, OH announced that he is finally breaking up with his fake facebook girlfriend Janelle after five months. Originally created by two of Domso's college friends, Domso said Janelle was becoming "far too controlling" and y...
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Funny story: Crap Towns attract a range of dodgy characters

Crap Towns attract a range of dodgy characters

Following the dubious award of Top Crap Town UK for the fifth year running, the residents of Baconsthorpe seem to have embraced the notoriety of their depressing abode. Mayor Jimmy (The Knife) Roberto has taken out a full page advertisement this...
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Funny story: Roommate Would Really Like to Know Where the Fucking Bullets are Going if They're Not Killing that Fucking Guy

Roommate Would Really Like to Know Where the Fucking Bullets are Going if They're Not Killing that Fucking Guy

Salisbury, MD - Local roommate Mike Harron "is really having trouble believing the guy dodged all those fucking shots." The Salisbury University junior, "honestly cannot believe that just fucking happened." "He was on the ground in last stand, wha...
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Funny story: Area Man Proves Doubters, Critics Right

Area Man Proves Doubters, Critics Right

NEW YORK, NY--When Jerry Elmswick dropped out of college in 1996 to start his own travel agency, he faced a rapid barrage of criticism and disapproval from his friends and family. 17 years later, Elmswick can finally stand up and tell all of his doub...
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Funny story: Local man recognizes his neighbor in Body Worlds exhibit

Local man recognizes his neighbor in Body Worlds exhibit

Imagine Arlo DeFennemeyer's surprise when, during a visit to the Body Worlds show at the Expo Center last weekend, one of the exhibits turned out to be his former neighbor. "Yep, that's Bob alright. He had a small head and big feet-I'd recogniz...
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Kelly Carlin Revises George Carlin's List of Words You Can't Say on TV

George Carlin's only daughter, Kelly Carlin, has updated her father's famous list of the "Seven Words You Can Never Say on Television".
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