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Funny story: A 22 Pound Lobster?!?

A 22 Pound Lobster?!?

A 22 pound lobster named Bubba was caught off the shores of Nantucket, MA and shipped to Wholey Market, a Pittsburgh fish market. Some people claim that the lobster is more than 100 years old, making it old enough to have seen two world wars and Proh...
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Funny story: Amanda Bynes Tossed Out Of A Seafood Diner

Amanda Bynes Tossed Out Of A Seafood Diner

MARINA DEL REY - Former Nickelodeon star and the latest celebrity train wreck to come out of Tinsel Town, Amanda Bynes was spotted at The Vicious Guppy Seafood Diner where she was literally attacking her Lobster meal with a fork and Ginsu knife. T...
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Funny story: Seafood Alert: Massachusetts Banning Lobster Dinners

Seafood Alert: Massachusetts Banning Lobster Dinners

BOSTON - The National Food Federation Agency has just issued a warning to seafood restaurant patrons in the state of Massachusetts. NFFA spokesperson Hal "Calories" Calafinster informed the news media that they have received dozens of reports from...
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Funny story: Ron Jeremy and Pamela Anderson To Star In The X-Rated "Binders Full of Women"

Ron Jeremy and Pamela Anderson To Star In The X-Rated "Binders Full of Women"

WEST HOLLYWOOD - Mountain Peak Pictures in association with Gladiator Films has just announced that filming will soon start on the new Staccato Monteverdi political porn film Binders Full of Women. Monteverdi told Pomona Vox with Silver Screen Sho...
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Funny story: Yeti Lobster Spotted in Key West

Yeti Lobster Spotted in Key West

Everyone has heard of the Yeti, the hairy bipedal creature who is said to live in the colder regions on Earth. While scientists can't say for certain if the Yeti actually exists, they have come to the conclusion that there is such a creature as the...
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Funny story: Yellow Lobster Caught, Why Is It Yellow?

Yellow Lobster Caught, Why Is It Yellow?

A fisherman off the coast of Rhode Island was shocked last week when he caught a YELLOW lobster. Wha' happened? Theories abound: The color was caused by a bad case of hepatitis; the lobster lacks courage and has now officially been labeled a cow...
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Funny story: Dr Dolittle talks to Larry the Lobster

Dr Dolittle talks to Larry the Lobster

Dr Dolittle talks to Larry the Lobster in a seafood restaurant in San Francisco just half an hour before he was due to be served up for dinner. "What's it like being a lobster?" Asked Dr Dolittle. "Its OK," said Larry, "but I do miss my Mum And Dad, I was swimming away quite happily the other day when all of a sudden I was scooped up in a net along with a lot of other Lobsters and brought t...
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Funny story: Waiter dragged to his death in lobster tank

Waiter dragged to his death in lobster tank

Police and Coroners are investigating reports that a waiter was dragged into a lobster tank by one of the incumbent crustaceans. Derek Cheese, owner of Le Grande Fromage restaurant in Scarborough played down suggestions of killer lobster attack, sugg...
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Funny story: Lobster Boy Dead At 51!

Lobster Boy Dead At 51!

Brandy Fortneer of Wichita, Kansas says her husband, Augustus, 51, a sideshow performer and part time criminal who went by the theatrical name of "Lobster Boy" because of a genetic deformity which left him with fingers-attached together lobster-claw-...
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Funny story: Centenarian Lobster Freed by Popular Vote

Centenarian Lobster Freed by Popular Vote

Lawyers for a lobster who waded ashore to celebrate his 140th birthday on Canada's Newfoundland coastline have secured his release from the confines of a tank at a New York restaurant. Lonnie the giant lobster, weighing 9kg (20lb), was caught by...
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Funny story: Bush Eats Lobster with African Tribal Chieftain While Wall Street Crumbles!

Bush Eats Lobster with African Tribal Chieftain While Wall Street Crumbles!

In between the crumbling of Lehman Bros. and the chopping block auction of AIG, W had a dinner dance at the White House for Ghana's President with Lobster and ginger Lamb. After the feasting and waltzing, the 100 celebrity couples were entertained in...
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The deep freeze hitting northeast US has forced Google Maps to enter the area into the Polar circle. Eskimos and Polar Bears were seen playing in the snow after deserting their global-warmed homeland!
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