New York - The Off-the-Wall-Street banker pulled in a reported $24million in 2014 compared to Chevron CEO John Watson who pocketed a well-earned $26m.
Well done, John, you earned it. Considering.
Now impressive as those numbers might sound to...
Always alert for new financial investments, Lloyd Blankfein, CEO of Goldman Sachs, is rumored to be the mind behind a new investment and credit default swap system for the crisis in Ukraine.
That is, the securities and investment management firm w...
Led by Thomas "Kristallnacht" Perkins, representatives of The Rich are using their pin-striped private jets to fly to large auditoriums around the USA and defend their wealth.
Also attending are billionaire Samuel "the one percent work harder" Zel...
Presidential candidate Mitt Romney has disclosed to an anonymous source that he probably will not appoint Lloyd Blankfein to the office of Secretary of the Treasury. Blankfein is CEO of Goldman Sachs, one of the nation's most distinguished financial...
Washington, DC - Americans are betting that they can select a better president by chance than by choice. The presidential elections, which were scheduled for next November, have been replaced by the nation's first Presidential Lottery.
The new rul...
New York - The international financial industry now controls Heaven as well as Hell. After years of behind-the-scenes maneuvering and back room deals, Wall Street officially became a major religion of the world this morning.
With a hierarchy mirro...
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