After years of swirling rumors, Fox News political commentator Charles Krauthammer has officially denied that he is the leader of the dreaded 'Lizard People', an army of shape-shifting reptilian aliens sent to earth to gain power and manipulate human...
Is it me, or does there seem to be more people these days that might be carnivorous space lizards?
The whole space lizard concept was the brain-child (loose term) of the much celebrated football pundit and renowned bat-shit crazy person, David Icke. It goes something like this:
Flesh-eating reptile humanoids, living in underground bases around the world, have infiltrated every facet of huma...
Madagascar (Rooterz) - Shocking news from Madagascar, the country that's named after the Guns N' Roses song of the same name, all over the country matches are being attacked by tiny lizards.
Prof. Bliught Woilido, proffesser of Lizardry at Togwart...
Michael Davies the MP for Hull has revealed himself to be a lizard who has come from the future to stop the moment when an insane, heroin-fuelled, Richard Branson produces 50,000 angry robots to overthrow the earth.
His secret was revealed when he...
Bonkers evolutionists are claiming that there is no rush if anyone needs to reclaim the remains of international terrorist Osama Bin Laden, who was supposedly buried at sea today.
According to the phoney baloney theory, it takes millions of years...
Scientists have discovered a new species of lizard in the Western Mhinsta mountain range in the Indian state of Pahliamanta. The large reptile is related to the slug, and was found by taxavoidantist Vari Sleasi, and has been named Pmpooraspis.
I misheard something on Radio 4 the other day which resulted in me writing this. It happened in early March so I worked that into the title. The Lizard is a peninsula in south-west Cornwall and has nothing to do with lizards.
March of the Lizards by Rob Barratt (version 2)
She said, "Lizards are sweeping through Cornwall"
They are bound for the Lizard, I guess
They are carrying dustpans...
Hong Kong China: The "Great Wall" Street Journal is reporting that China's stock market the Hang Seng is at an all time high, while the US NYSE is at 2000 and continues to fall.
The editorial page writer Master K'ung (Confucius) pondered the eight...
USA - A 20 year old student from Germany has been brutally killed by an American conspiracy theorist from Kentucky (USA) for dressing up as a lizard in order to scare the man.
Today the Chinese government has been found guilty of covering up the deaths of nearly three quarters of a million people caused by rampant pollution.
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