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Charles Krauthammer Denies He Is The Leader Of 'The Lizard People'

Funny story: Charles Krauthammer Denies He Is The Leader Of 'The Lizard People'

After years of swirling rumors, Fox News political commentator Charles Krauthammer has officially denied that he is the leader of the dreaded 'Lizard People', an army of shape-shifting reptilian aliens sent to earth to gain power and manipulate human...

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Conspiracy Theories Mostly True - New Investigation

Funny story: Conspiracy Theories Mostly True - New Investigation

Almost all conspiracy theories have turned out to be true, according to an investigation commissioned to find out the truth about what everyone is really pretending to do. The report, secretly published as an apparent maintenance tender form for the...

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Congress Unmasked As Lizard-People: "It All Makes Sense Now."

Washington D.C.-Earlier this morning, an internal investigation conducted by the NSA revealed that almost all Senators and Congressmen are disguised lizard-people, causing Americans everywhere to smack themselves in the head, exclaim "Oh, duh!" and b...

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Manchester United Investigation - Purple Lizard People Cause of Not Winning

Funny story: Manchester United Investigation - Purple Lizard People Cause of Not Winning

Manchester United's descent into mediocrity is due to a plague of purple lizard humanoids. David Ike, not to be confused with David Icke or David Moyes phoned the Spoof's Manchester United Crisis phone line this morning offering his services as co...

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World Leaders are Reptiles again in 3D - Lizard Materialising Glasses work on 3D televisions

Funny story: World Leaders are Reptiles again in 3D - Lizard Materialising Glasses work on 3D televisions

If you bought Lizard spotting glasses at the Wembley Arena nutter ranting session with David Oik you're in for a real money saver. 3D glasses for use with top end TVs cost upwards of £80 per pair from the manufacturer. Lizard men spotting glasses from the spectacular conspiracy lectures that former "It's a Knockout" goalkeeper David Oik keeps giving, work just as well on the 3D televisions alt...

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Royals Plan to Bring Back Diana

Funny story: Royals Plan to Bring Back Diana

(Gay Press) Sacha Cucksoccer, Royal correspondent: In a media leak today it was revealed that the British Royal Family are planning to revive their flagging popularity by bringing Princess Diana back from the dead.

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Trump Said News Media The Enemy

Trump said the news media was the enemy of the people. Saudi newsman Jamal Khashoggi was critical of the Saudi government, then goes missing in the Saudi Embassy in Turkey? Looks like a green light.
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