The name Sir Dr Wilbert Vagina-Crumpington is little heard these days, and that is a great shame, for he was one of the greatest explorers of pre-Victorian Britain. He discovered the bottom of the Nile, and he invented Madagascar.
He is responsible for recording for the first time countless tribes around the world, most of which he named after himself. He is also responsible for discovering an...
Being The Concluding Part of The Great Adventure, The First Part of Which May be Discover'd Herein
The audience at the exclusive Threadbare Street Bogus Officers Club were petrified with awe after Victor Nicholas had supplied them with the initial part of the strange story of the expedition to the Ufganufgwa Interior in search of the source of the Great Green Bumbogoola River of Eastern Nbomola...
Sources close to London mayor Ken Livingstone have admitted today that his position is fast becoming untenable after he was photographed with his underpants around his ankles in a public convenience near City Hall.
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