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Funny story: Stevie G G G - Possible Liverpool Comeback For Gerrard?

Stevie G G G - Possible Liverpool Comeback For Gerrard?

Steven Gerrard has opened up on a possible return to Liverpool and yet another round of emotional send offs at grounds where the fans hate him. Since Stevie G left Liverpool have gone from strength to strength in cementing mid table finishes and anti...
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Funny story: German Blitzkrieg over Liverpool!

German Blitzkrieg over Liverpool!

Liverpool has been the target of a German Blitzkrieg and surrendered after being bombarded by a series of bombshells that were released by the enemies of logic, the British tabloids! It even cost them 21 million GBPpounds! The 21 million was not...
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Funny story: Liverpool sack manager and replace him with a dead Beetle!

Liverpool sack manager and replace him with a dead Beetle!

In pure desperation and a determination to win back former glory, Liverpool have sacked their manager and replaced him with a dead Beetle! It was a difficult decision sacking their present manager, but after a long debate, 5 minutes, the Liverpool...
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Funny story: Liverpool reject and flop, Balotelli, joins Man United!

Liverpool reject and flop, Balotelli, joins Man United!

With the transfer market offcially open a sensational transfer has just hit the headlines in the UK, Balotelli joins United! Transfers between the arch rivals are very seldom and only an ancient Irish defender, Noel Cantwell, ever ventured between...
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Funny story: Liverpool v Man United a tabloid's dream!

Liverpool v Man United a tabloid's dream!

The build up to this massive game is reaching 'white hot' as the tabloids pull out all the punches to sell their filthy newspapers, in fact any sensible football fan in Europe could or would never understand the mass hysteria surrounding this game of...
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Funny story: A collection of Michael Owen's best tweets

A collection of Michael Owen's best tweets

Since joining Twitter the former football player and now commentator Michael Owen has shared his insights into life. Find below some of the nuggets of interest- It's Friday night! Think I might treat myself to a glass of water - I deserve it Good to see out of some of the football matches played today, several of them had winners. Football on later. Hopefully we'll see plenty of ball kic...
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Funny story: Rodgers fuming as heated benches due for installation at Anfield

Rodgers fuming as heated benches due for installation at Anfield

Brendan Rodger's hard work this summer will be of no value as the below par footballers signed so far by Liverpool will not have to keep the bench warm, as heated benches are being installed at the end of August. The latest additions to the histor...
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Funny story: British Public Turns On Suarez Again, Again

British Public Turns On Suarez Again, Again

London. The latest controversy involving Scouse hero Luis Suarez at the world cup in Brazil has led to an unprecedented deluge of condemnatory emails and letters to the country's newspapers here are just a sample. W Rooney, Manchester: "Ban him fr...
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Funny story: Liverpool set for glory despite missing out on Premier League title

Liverpool set for glory despite missing out on Premier League title

The moment Steven Gerrard failed to control a team-mates' pass in Liverpool's game against Chelsea, almost two weeks ago now, Liverpool's title dreams went up in flames. Their misery was further compounded when they failed to secure all three points...
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Funny story: Angry Liverpool Management Complains to DVLA As Mourinho Parks Two Buses

Angry Liverpool Management Complains to DVLA As Mourinho Parks Two Buses

Jose Mourinho was unapologetic following his team's victory at Liverpool after which he admitted to parking two buses in front of the Chelsea goal. However Liverpool's management was apoplectic at the unorthodox tactics used by Mourinho claiming tha...
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Funny story: Liverpool Close to becoming Pain in the Ass

Liverpool Close to becoming Pain in the Ass

Liverpool are close to being a pain in the ass again as their fans are on the brink of regaining their status as the most obnoxiously arrogant in England. Once the cocky, hubcap nicking Kings of the terraces, Liverpool have had their sense of smu...
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Funny story: Alan Hansen announces retirement from Match of The Day

Alan Hansen announces retirement from Match of The Day

Stony faced Scot Alan McHansen has officially called time on his glorious decade and a half pundit career on BBC highlights show Match Of The Day. Hansen became known as a reliable defender for Liverpool and Scotland when both teams enjoyed their...
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Funny story: Roy Hodgson refused free ticket for Liverpool v Manchester United

Roy Hodgson refused free ticket for Liverpool v Manchester United

England coach Roy Hodgson was 'fuming' last night after being refused a complimentary ticket to the Super Sunday Liverpool v Man United Premier League clash at Anfield. Hodgson, who was Liverpool coach only two years ago, was refused a gratis tick...
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Funny story: Liverpool FC: Sorry Seems to be the Hardest Word for Suárez

Liverpool FC: Sorry Seems to be the Hardest Word for Suárez

Liverpool striker Luis Suárez has been placed on the naughty step until he apologizes to Manager Brendan Rodgers for attempting to make his career as a footballer better, more challenging and to accrue more money for himself, by orchestrating a move...
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Funny story: The BIG heavy weight fight night: Brendan Rodgers vs. Luis Suarez!

The BIG heavy weight fight night: Brendan Rodgers vs. Luis Suarez!

Liverpool, This is ANFIELD: The gift that keeps on giving! In the 'want to leave RED corner', we have Luis Suarez who says he wants out of Liverpool, going on about how he was promised he could leave and how that promise is being broken. In t...
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Funny story: Arsenal attempt to buy Luis Suarez denied by credit card refusal

Arsenal attempt to buy Luis Suarez denied by credit card refusal

Arsenal Football Club were in crisis last night, as the latest attempt to sign a living breathing non-retired footballer before the new EPL season starts were dealt a hammer blow when a credit card transaction to buy Luis Suarez was rejected. A cl...
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Funny story: Rogers puts all Liverpool transfer rumours to bed

Rogers puts all Liverpool transfer rumours to bed

On a hot and humid evening in Jakarta an emergency press conference has been called. Liverpool football club's commander and chief, Brendan Rogers, sit's silently behind a bouquet of awaiting microphones. To the left of Rogers sits club captain S...
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Funny story: Ivanovic is largely horse meat, claims Suarez

Ivanovic is largely horse meat, claims Suarez

Sometimes footballer Luis Suarez has refreshed public concern regarding the quality of imported meat in the UK by claiming that that Branislav Ivanovic is at least 30% horse meat. The Liverpool striker, who faced criticism this week for giving the...
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Holiday tips from Santa!

When interviewed, Santa clause was quoted saying "Remember, if you're going to jingle then please jingle all the way". So remember folks, Santa doesn't like a half-assed jingler.
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