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Funny story: Homeless Man Strikes Oil, Dave Cameron Provides Immediate Humanitarian Assistance

Homeless Man Strikes Oil, Dave Cameron Provides Immediate Humanitarian Assistance

Liverpool, A homeless man forced to dig for a better way of life struck oil yesterday. Joe Murphy (50) originally from Bootle but homeless for the last 5 years due to devastating Tory cuts in welfare and unemployment assistance will now receive round...
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Funny story: What a load of sh*t

What a load of sh*t

Polish cleaners, already the most popular in Britain are rushing to England to satisfy the huge demand for them after the Saharan dust that fell this week. Tens of thousands of them will be required to give the entire country a good clean up after th...
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Funny story: Sir Paul McCartney on David Crosby Needing Another Liver

Sir Paul McCartney on David Crosby Needing Another Liver

When asked about Crosby, Stills & Nash singer David Crosby, Sir Paul McCartney had a few choice words with some reporters, after he was told that David Crosby needed another liver. "My goodness. How many livers is he taking away from other peo...
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Funny story: A World War II German U-Boat Found In An English Castle Moat

A World War II German U-Boat Found In An English Castle Moat

LIVERPOOL - A couple of brothers who were out hunting squirrels in the English countryside have come upon an amazing discovery. Wilfred and Wilbur Nottingfield of Liverpool said that as they were walking near the old St. Sally's Castle they notice...
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Funny story: Man loses/leaves wife in drawers for five years

Man loses/leaves wife in drawers for five years

The world finally learned today of a man who had misplaced his wife, Irene Bumblekiss, in the Liverpool address of one of his previous residences. After being questioned this morning the man said he'd completely forgotten about her and couldn't ev...
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Funny story: Nina Dobrev, Keira Knightley, and Brad Pitt To Star In The Erotic Spy Thriller The English Muffins

Nina Dobrev, Keira Knightley, and Brad Pitt To Star In The Erotic Spy Thriller The English Muffins

HOLLYWOOD - Lion's Face Films in association with Sky Tower Pictures has just announced that Nina Dobrev and Keira Knightley will soon be starring in a Tico Scallavini production. Scallavini informed the Hollywood press that the movie is titled Th...
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Funny story: Kate Middleton's Upskirt Photo Sells For $800,000

Kate Middleton's Upskirt Photo Sells For $800,000

LIVERPOOL - Prince William and his gorgeously attractive wife Kate Middleton traveled to Liverpool to pay a visit to the infamous Cavern Club where the Beatles first performed back in the early 60s. Reports are that Kate and William had been wanti...
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Funny story: Disappearing islands leave boffins scratching their heads

Disappearing islands leave boffins scratching their heads

Yesterday we reported on the mysterious case of Sandy Island, supposed to lie in the South Pacific between the eastern Australian coast and French-governed New Caledonia yet last week proven not to exist. Despite appearing on Google Earth and othe...
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Funny story: Elton John Says He Hates Madonna

Elton John Says He Hates Madonna

LONDON - Elton John did not take too kindly to Madonna insinuating that Lady Gaga had gotten the idea for her song "Born This Way" from Madonna's song "Express Yourself." The 65-year-old British singer/songwriter recently performed at Liverpool's...
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Funny story: Panic as bus arrives on time in Liverpool

Panic as bus arrives on time in Liverpool

At 10.20am British Transport Police responded to an incident on St. Mary's Road, Garsten, Liverpool, following a 999 call that a bus' timely arrival had compromised cherished national satisfaction with mediocrity. The current standard by which the bu...
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Funny story: Joey Barton, banned, beaten and "bovvered"!

Joey Barton, banned, beaten and "bovvered"!

Outspoken kicker of Argentinian soccer players, banned Joey Barton, has got a taste of his own medicine in his home town called Liverpool. He was out clubbing (should have known better than to do it there!) in Liverpool after a stressful season at QP...
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Funny story: Weird St Valentine's karma as Kate Middleton micromanaged into Liverpool rehab trip

Weird St Valentine's karma as Kate Middleton micromanaged into Liverpool rehab trip

Liverpool - A trip to a Scouser dry bar in Liverpool city center has been fixed up by some moronic puppet master pulling the Palace's Valentine's Day strings. Tuesday's visit by Kate Middleton is flummoxing Merseyside teetotallers who reckon she s...
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Funny story: Transfer Deadline Day: Liverpool sign Celtic

Transfer Deadline Day: Liverpool sign Celtic

In one of the more unexpected transfer deadline day deals Liverpool have signed the entire playing squad, coaching staff and fan base of top Scottish club Glasgow Celtic. Kenny Dalglish, Liverpool manager and also one of Celtic's most legendary pl...
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Funny story: Liverpool council re-introduce slave boats!

Liverpool council re-introduce slave boats!

Liverpool council are contemplating refurbishing the Liverpool dock area and one of the harbours is to be their "flag-ship" because of a lucrative offer by slave-drivers to have their ships docked there. Liverpool, one of the main hubs for ancient...
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Funny story: Gerrard extends Premier League Winner indemnity

Gerrard extends Premier League Winner indemnity

Steven Gerrard has extended his current Premier League Winner indemnity agreement with Liverpool for an undisclosed period of time, the club have announced. The midfielder negotiated an extension to his existing indemnity with the Merseyside outfi...
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Funny story: Kate Middleton to become a Scouser for new reality show

Kate Middleton to become a Scouser for new reality show

The Duchess of Cambridge is to become a volunteer helper at her local scouse group as part of a new package of royal patronages. Kate will wear the Scouse Association's distinctive red luis suarez t-shirt, scarf and famous 1980s permed wig as she...
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Funny story: Liverpool Unemployment Shock

Liverpool Unemployment Shock

A new study has revealed the astonishing fact that there are now 3.9 million households in Britain where not one person works, and whose only income consists entirely of welfare benefits. The study, which was undertaken by the Confederation of Dis...
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Funny story: Kop In New Race Row

Kop In New Race Row

It's just been revealed that fans in Anfield's famous Kop end got involved in yet another race row as the FA cup tie against Oldham Athletic drew to a close on Friday evening. According to St John's ambulanceman, Jimmy Clackett, Kop season ticket...
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