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Spitting llama escapes from Liverpool zoo and is arrested in Manchester!

Funny story: Spitting llama escapes from Liverpool zoo and is arrested in Manchester!

An ex-Liverpudlian llama saw red on Saturday after breaking out of his cage in Liverpool Zoo along the Anfield Road. He was seen running towards a forbidden zone for Liverpudlian spitting llamas called Old Trafford, Manchester, where many strange ani...

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Liverpool fashion addict believes a cold crotch in winter is better than a warm pair of woolly knickers!

Funny story: Liverpool fashion addict believes a cold crotch in winter is better than a warm pair of woolly knickers!

Liverpool, UK: A young lady spotted walking down a Scouse street without knickers, and nothing else apart from a fur coat and ear muffs, flashed her rosy-colored bum to the neighbours and they called the cops believing there was a loony on the loose...

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Pensioner kept 26 toys in 'hazardous' conditions at his home where they were deprived of cuddles

Funny story: Pensioner kept 26 toys in 'hazardous' conditions at his home where they were deprived of cuddles

* Inspectors found toys in appalling conditions at the house in Liverpool * The toys had been kept in squalid conditions by Raymond Coll, 66 * Mr Coll initially denied he was the owner and claimed he was a burglar * Officials also found a la...

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Liverpool Tourist Office To Sell Fake "Car Wheels Missing" Wheel Covers To Fool Thieves

Funny story: Liverpool Tourist Office To Sell Fake "Car Wheels Missing" Wheel Covers To Fool Thieves

Realistic cardboard images of a wheel on bricks are being sold as wheel covers at Liverpool Tourist Centres from today. The officer for tourism, Mrs. Morris-Minor told our Inner City Travel Correspondent, "Every time someone parks up for a few minute...

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Homeless Man Strikes Oil, Dave Cameron Provides Immediate Humanitarian Assistance

Funny story: Homeless Man Strikes Oil, Dave Cameron Provides Immediate Humanitarian Assistance

Liverpool, A homeless man forced to dig for a better way of life struck oil yesterday. Joe Murphy (50) originally from Bootle but homeless for the last 5 years due to devastating Tory cuts in welfare and unemployment assistance will now receive round...

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What a load of sh*t

Funny story: What a load of sh*t

Polish cleaners, already the most popular in Britain are rushing to England to satisfy the huge demand for them after the Saharan dust that fell this week. Tens of thousands of them will be required to give the entire country a good clean up after th...

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Sir Paul McCartney on David Crosby Needing Another Liver

Funny story: Sir Paul McCartney on David Crosby Needing Another Liver

When asked about Crosby, Stills & Nash singer David Crosby, Sir Paul McCartney had a few choice words with some reporters, after he was told that David Crosby needed another liver. "My goodness. How many livers is he taking away from other peo...

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A World War II German U-Boat Found In An English Castle Moat

Funny story: A World War II German U-Boat Found In An English Castle Moat

LIVERPOOL - A couple of brothers who were out hunting squirrels in the English countryside have come upon an amazing discovery. Wilfred and Wilbur Nottingfield of Liverpool said that as they were walking near the old St. Sally's Castle they notice...

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Man loses/leaves wife in drawers for five years

The world finally learned today of a man who had misplaced his wife, Irene Bumblekiss, in the Liverpool address of one of his previous residences. After being questioned this morning the man said he'd completely forgotten about her and couldn't ev...

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Nina Dobrev, Keira Knightley, and Brad Pitt To Star In The Erotic Spy Thriller The English Muffins

HOLLYWOOD - Lion's Face Films in association with Sky Tower Pictures has just announced that Nina Dobrev and Keira Knightley will soon be starring in a Tico Scallavini production. Scallavini informed the Hollywood press that the movie is titled Th...

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Kate Middleton's Upskirt Photo Sells For $800,000

Funny story: Kate Middleton's Upskirt Photo Sells For $800,000

LIVERPOOL - Prince William and his gorgeously attractive wife Kate Middleton traveled to Liverpool to pay a visit to the infamous Cavern Club where the Beatles first performed back in the early 60s. Reports are that Kate and William had been wanti...

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Disappearing islands leave boffins scratching their heads

Funny story: Disappearing islands leave boffins scratching their heads

Yesterday we reported on the mysterious case of Sandy Island, supposed to lie in the South Pacific between the eastern Australian coast and French-governed New Caledonia yet last week proven not to exist. Despite appearing on Google Earth and othe...

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Elton John Says He Hates Madonna

Funny story: Elton John Says He Hates Madonna

LONDON - Elton John did not take too kindly to Madonna insinuating that Lady Gaga had gotten the idea for her song "Born This Way" from Madonna's song "Express Yourself." The 65-year-old British singer/songwriter recently performed at Liverpool's...

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Panic as bus arrives on time in Liverpool

At 10.20am British Transport Police responded to an incident on St. Mary's Road, Garsten, Liverpool, following a 999 call that a bus' timely arrival had compromised cherished national satisfaction with mediocrity. The current standard by which the bu...

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Joey Barton, banned, beaten and "bovvered"!

Funny story: Joey Barton, banned, beaten and "bovvered"!

Outspoken kicker of Argentinian soccer players, banned Joey Barton, has got a taste of his own medicine in his home town called Liverpool. He was out clubbing (should have known better than to do it there!) in Liverpool after a stressful season at QP...

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Weird St Valentine's karma as Kate Middleton micromanaged into Liverpool rehab trip

Funny story: Weird St Valentine's karma as Kate Middleton micromanaged into Liverpool rehab trip

Liverpool - A trip to a Scouser dry bar in Liverpool city center has been fixed up by some moronic puppet master pulling the Palace's Valentine's Day strings. Tuesday's visit by Kate Middleton is flummoxing Merseyside teetotallers who reckon she s...

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Transfer Deadline Day: Liverpool sign Celtic

In one of the more unexpected transfer deadline day deals Liverpool have signed the entire playing squad, coaching staff and fan base of top Scottish club Glasgow Celtic. Kenny Dalglish, Liverpool manager and also one of Celtic's most legendary pl...

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Liverpool council re-introduce slave boats!

Funny story: Liverpool council re-introduce slave boats!

Liverpool council are contemplating refurbishing the Liverpool dock area and one of the harbours is to be their "flag-ship" because of a lucrative offer by slave-drivers to have their ships docked there. Liverpool, one of the main hubs for ancient...

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