After 36 years, the Natural History Museum has decided to mothball Dappy the Dinosaur and make way for a new huge guest to greet visitors to the premises.
From next year, a huge whale called Adele - often referred to as the fat computer in the Tho...
Although fans of Pink Floyd may be very "uncomfortably numb" with the news, One Direction and Little Mix, X-factor winners who have been noted for their extraordinary lack of any real talent, will be getting together to not play any instruments and n...
The first details of the route the Olympic torch will take, together with the torch-bearers carrying it, have been announced by the organising committee.
It kicks off in Tottenham, pretty much like the riots, with Kevin Innit running through the s...
Winners of this year's X-Factor and Simon Cowell's new banking machine, or "Little Micks", as the four-girl group prefers to be known, have been revealed as love children of the entire X-Factor judging panel and more.
Jade Thirlwall, who speaks a...
Hapless X-Factor girl band 'Little Mix' have been forced into yet another name change after it emerged that 'Little Mix' is also the name of a brand of dog food for miniature dog breeds.
The band are said to be mortified by the discovery and will...
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