BOSTON--Sources close to the family are reporting that Father Goose, who left to go get breadcrumbs six years ago and didn't return, is finally back in the picture.
"We couldn't be happier!" exclaimed Mother Goose, author of such classic children'...
It's true, Little Miss Muffet DID sit on a TUFFET eating her CURDS and WHEY.
There are many hidden messages in the so called nursey rhymes we learned as children. They were written by very sick adults.
For 'tuffet' read 'private parts'. For '...
A Kurdish official says hundreds of Iraqi Kurds, led by Miss Muffet, have stormed an election office in a disputed city after claiming many Kurds were not on voting lists for provincial elections.
The protest in Khanaqin (pronounced as "Who Knows?...
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