When asked about Crosby, Stills & Nash singer David Crosby, Sir Paul McCartney had a few choice words with some reporters, after he was told that David Crosby needed another liver.
"My goodness. How many livers is he taking away from other peo...
CHICAGO - The Amalgamated Data Gathering Agency, recently conducted a national survey to determine the worst cat names in the United States.
ADGA Executive Director Bagby B. Buckleybox, who has four cats, stated that over 825,000 individuals participated in the nationwide poll.
Many of the participants submitted foreign cat names, but it was decided that these names would not be used since a...
Every year thousands of Tinsel Town celebrities make thousands of New Year's resolutions.
And according to The Amalgamated Data Gathering Agency of Chicago only about 3 percent actually keep those resolutions.
The ADGA stated that of the 97 percent that do not keep their New Year's resolutions about 69 percent are broken within the first week.
Most of these include dieting, drinking, gam...
Christmas is right around the corner and shoppers are scurrying around looking for that special gift for that special someone in their lives.
Each year the top selling gift items are children's toys and this year is no different.
For the past few years the Cheyenne, Wyoming-based toy research firm Toys Up The Chimney Researchers of America have provided a list of the 10 best selling toys.
Zydeco Dupree is a stand up comedian and free-lance reporter with The iRumors News Agency.
His sister Voodoo Dupree is a senior writer for Glamboyant Magazine who has interviewed such well known celebrities as Britney Spears, Michelle Obama, Simon Cowell, Ke$ha, and Honey Boo Boo.
Zydeco, who was born and raised in Louisiana, is a fan of all kinds of trivia and has just published his third b...
CHICAGO - The Amalgamated Data Gathering Agency has just issued its yearly list of 10 albums that did not make it off the record store and retail store shelves.
Every year hundreds of recording artists go into the recording studio in hopes of hopefully recording the next Thriller by Michael Jackson, Rumours by Fleetwood Mac, or Born In The USA by Bruce Springsteen.
But sad to say a good numb...
According To The Amalgamated Data Gathering Agency of Chicago, Vampire motion pictures have just surpassed sci-fi movies, superhero movies, fantasy movies, and animated movies in terms of overall popularity.
The film series The Twilight Saga, which starred Rob Pattinson, Kristen Stewart, and Taylor Lautner helped to popularize the vampire genre of films.
Television shows about vampires helpe...
Anthony Weiner has probably provided more jokes for all of the late night talk shows than anyone or anything else this year.
There is not a man, woman, or child who has not uttered the name Anthony Weiner at least once. And the Amalgamated Data Gathering Agency has stated that Jay Leno has said the word Weiner more than anyone else in America.
As of September 6, Jay Leno has said the infamou...
In a recent survey of science historians, the history of science book has been torn up and thrown away with the revelation that the humble list is the most important invention of all time.
"We thought that they might choose Newton's laws of motion...
Just in the past few months North Korean leader Kim Jong Un has become one of the most famous individuals in the entire world.
The little man who many say resembles the Pillsbury Doughboy, the Michelin Man, and a male version of Nicki Minaj, has become more famous than the Kardashian sisters, Kim, Khloe, and Kourtney.
Kim Jong Un has even made friends with one of his all-time favorite NBA b...
They say that knowledge is 'da bomb'. Quite who 'they' are, is yet to be discovered. However, when presented with somebody else's amazing fact, people are quite often left stumped for an amazing fact in return. Well, no longer. Here is a list of fifty astounding facts to delight and amaze people with, and we can guarantee that nobody will have heard them before, because they're all made up.
LONDON - The Rolling Stones have been rocking and rolling since 1962, and the elderly English lads show no signs of stopping or even tapering off.
Lead singer Mick Jagger and lead guitarist Keith Richards are both 69. The band's drummer Charlie Wa...
Michelle Obama has repeatedly stated that she has no aspirations, urges, needs, or desires to ever go into politics.
She has made it abundantly clear, after having talked at great length with Hillary Clinton, Nancy Pelosi, and even GOPette Condoleezza Rice and hearing all about the behind-the-scenes happenings.
Mrs. Obama has said that she wants to eventually head up her very own law firm a...
The Television Coalition For Reality Show Development has just released a list of 10 reality shows that did not make the cut for 2013.
The coalition's Senior Executive Director Armstrong Jimmy Pennypocket spoke with TV Clickerworld's Sangria Wine...
Yippee-Ki-Yay Magazine's Buck Yazoo stated that the world of country music has always been known for having colorfully traditional band names.
He pointed out that some of these band names include Rascal Flatts, The Pirates of The Mississippi, Asleep At The Wheel, The Pistol Annies, and the legendary iconic band Bob Wills & The Texas Playboys.
Buck said that back when he was attending Sol...
One thing that can be said about famous celebrities is that they pretty much have everything they've ever needed or ever wanted.
With the money they make on songs, movies, television, books, comedy performances, and commercials they could practically all retire and never have to pick up a guitar, a script, or a microphone ever again.
But of course, like 97.3 percent of them say it is not abo...
HARVARD UNIVERSITY (ABSNN)- Dr. Karen L. King, a Harvard Divinity School professor, has discovered a scrap of parchment written by the wife of Jesus Christ.
The announcement of the discovery was made at an international conference of Coptic schola...
Bling Bling Magazine ran a survey and asked its readers to name the hip hop band or bands with the worst names.
Quandell "Yo-Yo" Lemonmuckle, editor of Bling Bling Magazine stated that his publication had a total of 49,701 surveys returned.
Entry forms were received from every state in the union except for Arizona.
Lemonmuckle stated that he also received surveys from Zimbabwe, Kenya, Du...
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