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Advice Bill Clinton Should Have Received Before Assuming The Presidency
"You can put lipstick on a pig,
But she's still a pig"
Is a lesson
Moms to their sons
Should be teaching.
Had Bill Clinton
Heard this advice
Before meeting Monica
There would have been
Sorry, you can't go back any further!
Blue tits, lavender tits, silicone tits!
F.B.I. Deputy Director Andrew McCabe
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Jake Tapper's Plastic Surgery
United Airlines Sends Dog To Japan
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Scores of Porn Stars Contact Trump's Lawyer for Payouts
Trump Excludes Golf Clubs from Steel and Aluminum Tariffs
In Retaliation for Putin's and Kim Jong Un's Videos, Trump Makes His Own Video
Jarad Kushner's Security Clearance Downgraded From Hush-Hush to Just Hush
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