Showing:

Funny satire stories about Lionel Messi

Try another search?

Lionel Messi Leaves Fan In Tears

Funny story: Lionel Messi Leaves Fan In Tears

Lionel Messi, the Barcelona and Argentina footballer, has been severely criticised this morning after leaving a fan in tears. The Argentine was in South Africa as part of the Barcelona squad who were there to play a match to commemorate 100 years...

Read full story View 'Lionel Messi Leaves Fan In Tears'

Messi's Manchester Mess

Lionel Messi will escape any punishment for his childish outburst after his side were comprehensively beaten by Arab club Manchester City. The Argentinean whinger was visibly upset when the referee refused to award Barcelona a penalty or send a o...

Read full story View 'Messi's Manchester Mess'

Spanish Inland Revenue feels sorry for Messi!

Funny story: Spanish Inland Revenue feels sorry for Messi!

Lionel Messi, super-star footballer who applies his trade in Spain, Barcelona, to be precise, has many allies in the Spanish Inland Revenue; and they all feel sorry for him! Exactly how many millions he earns nobody really knows, but tax officers...

Read full story View 'Spanish Inland Revenue feels sorry for Messi!'

FC Barcelona sign Brazilian boy without feet!

Funny story: FC Barcelona sign Brazilian boy without feet!

FC Barcelona have signed a Brazilian boy who plays football without any feet, which is a pretty mean feat. He was scouted playing with other boys with feet and after tying knots in their legs with dazzling dribblings, shooting skills and mesmerizing...

Read full story View 'FC Barcelona sign Brazilian boy without feet!'

International Superstars Line Up For Stricken Pompey!

Funny story: International Superstars Line Up For Stricken Pompey!

Cristiano Ronaldo, Lionel Messi, Carlos Tevez, Juan Mata... a team line-up to die for? Well it seems fans of stricken Portsmouth, will soon be on life support as some of the greatest names in the game sign up to help the club out of its difficulti...

Read full story View 'International Superstars Line Up For Stricken Pompey!'

Football Gossip & comments 23rd August 2012

Funny story: Football Gossip & comments 23rd August 2012

Players who have quit Arsenal over the last seven years have amassed 44 winners' medals between them at 11 different clubs, while those who stayed at the Emirates have empty trophy cabinets. (The Sun) But hey, whose counting? And think of the money they've saved on polish. And new trophy cabinets. Liverpool manager Brendan Rodgers denies he is taking the Reds' Europa League qualifying match a...

Read full story View 'Football Gossip & comments 23rd August 2012'

Football Gossip & comments 19th August 2012

Funny story: Football Gossip & comments 19th August 2012

Vurnon Anita has completed his move from Ajax to Newcastle United on a five-year contract. (BBC Sport) I reckon she'd form a great partnership with Andy Carroll. A new book claims that Manchester City "accidentally" made an offer for Lionel Messi, swiftly rejected, on the night the club was taken over by Sheikh Mansour in 2008. (Sunday Mirror) Messi in Manchester? What a load of old kaka.

Read full story View 'Football Gossip & comments 19th August 2012'

Ronaldo and Messi clash even before a ball has been kicked in vain in Spain!

Funny story: Ronaldo and Messi clash even before a ball has been kicked in vain in Spain!

The world's best two footballers, Lionel Messi & Cristiano Ronaldo (Man Utd die-hard Rooney fans would argue about the statement, but they're blind!) are about to go head to head even before a single ball is kicked in the Primera Liga. The UEF...

Read full story View 'Ronaldo and Messi clash even before a ball has been kicked in vain in Spain!'

Ronaldo swears Messi is haunting him!

Funny story: Ronaldo swears Messi is haunting him!

Cristiano Ronaldo is playing like a ghost of his normal self and he is convinced he knows why, there's a ghost following him everywhere called Lionel Messi! He has missed so many chances and free kicks which he normally puts away with ease for his...

Read full story View 'Ronaldo swears Messi is haunting him!'

Lambert's Gambit

New Aston Villa manager Paul Lambert has revealed his master plan for getting his underperforming team firing on all cylinders before the start of next season. Starvation. He said. "Hungry players play well, hungry players want to get out on that...

Read full story View 'Lambert's Gambit'

Chelsea Defy The Odds To Make Champions League Final

Funny story: Chelsea Defy The Odds To Make Champions League Final

Unbelievable. Probably the only word to sum up Chelsea's performance at the Nou Camp tonight. The game didn't start well for Chelsea when they lost Gary Cahill to a strained sideburn after eleven minutes. It got worse when Sergio Busquets gave Bar...

Read full story View 'Chelsea Defy The Odds To Make Champions League Final'

World's Best Footballer - Messi Or Ronaldo? - Local Man Gives Definitive Verdict

Funny story: World's Best Footballer - Messi Or Ronaldo? - Local Man Gives Definitive Verdict

It's been acknowledged as the most difficult question in modern football - the sheer genius of the diminutive Argentinian, or the instinctive athletic artistry of the Portuguese? Who is the world's best footballer? The two went head to head last n...

Read full story View 'World's Best Footballer - Messi Or Ronaldo? - Local Man Gives Definitive Verdict'

Transfer Window: Lionel Messi joins Leyton Orient on two month loan

Funny story: Transfer Window: Lionel Messi joins Leyton Orient on two month loan

In an amazing turn of events today, Leyton Orient pulled off the transfer coup of the January window and possibly the millenium when O's chairman Barry Hearn announced to a packed to the rafters press conference in the club's Olympic suite that newl...

Read full story View 'Transfer Window: Lionel Messi joins Leyton Orient on two month loan'

Ronaldo and Messi go head to head in Spanish Copa Del Raya

Funny story: Ronaldo and Messi go head to head in Spanish Copa Del Raya

The Spanish cup second leg between Real Madrid and Barcelona exploded last night when star players Christiano 'Winker' Ronaldo and Lionel 'Mini' Messi went head to head in a mud wrestling challenge after 62 minutes of the game. A highly volatile m...

Read full story View 'Ronaldo and Messi go head to head in Spanish Copa Del Raya'

Lionel Messi named 'Footballer of the Year'

Funny story: Lionel Messi named 'Footballer of the Year'

Leo Messi was today named the 'Short Footballer of the Year' in a prestigious ceremony at the Dog and Duck in Cleethorpes. 5 foot 7 inches Messi held off competition in the voting from now retired 5 foot 6 inches Roberto Carlos, 5 foot 5 inches De...

Read full story View 'Lionel Messi named 'Footballer of the Year''

Lionel Messi Sues EA Sports for His FIFA '11 Character's Suckiness: "I'm not that small and easy to dispossess!"

Funny story: Lionel Messi Sues EA Sports for His FIFA '11 Character's Suckiness: "I'm not that small and easy to dispossess!"

FC Barcelona forward Lionel Messi is as mad as an elf on the day after Christmas, after playing as himself on EA Sports' FIFA '11 game for Playstation 3, and realizing that the character sucks: And he plans to sue over it! "F--k Ronaldo, f--k, Kak...

Read full story View 'Lionel Messi Sues EA Sports for His FIFA '11 Character's Suckiness: "I'm not that small and easy to dispossess!"'

Sensation As Messi Hangs Up His Boots

Funny story: Sensation As Messi Hangs Up His Boots

The world of football is in a state of shock with the news that Argentinian superstar Lionel Messi has quit the game. Just minutes after helping Barcelona to win the Champions League final against Sir Alex Ferguson's Man Utd, the 23 year old maest...

Read full story View 'Sensation As Messi Hangs Up His Boots'

Park to run Messi off the park

Funny story: Park to run Messi off the park

South Korean Ji-Sung Park is being tipped to do a job on Lionel Messi at Wembley tonight. Expert Telly Venables sees Park as the man to muzzle Messi: "The Korean will be snapping at Messi's heels from the first whistle. It will be dog eat dog"...

Read full story View 'Park to run Messi off the park'

Breaking news…

National Park Service Rewrites Statue of Liberty Plaque

"Give me your strong, your rich, your workers yearning to breathe capitalism. Send no homeless, impoverished, or those seeking refuge from MS-13 to me. I want no trash to tarnish our golden door."
Increase speedPlayback speedIncrease speed Help
Skip backwardsPausePlaySkip forward
Mailing List

Get Spoof News in your email inbox!

Go to top
126 readers are online right now!
Globey, The Spoof's mascot

We use cookies to give you the best experience, this includes cookies from third party websites and advertisers.

Continue ? Find out more