The myth claims masturbation causes blindness. Looking at those tiny hands wave from the podium, it appears that groping women shrinks hands. No wide receiver there, maybe a drummer, but not a pianist. Octaves, don't you know?
Will Donald be elec...
LAS VEGAS - Legendary golfer Tiger Woods recently talked with a reporter with The Sports Bet Gazette about his recurring back problem.
Woods told Zorro La Bamba with SBG that his back had been feeling okay up until a few days ago.
La Bamba aske...
SAN FRANCISCO - Lindsey Vonn, the injured Olympic skiing champion, is reportedly at her wits end with boyfriend Tiger Woods.
The couple has been dating for about a year and Vonn has dropped hint after hint after hint that she wants to become the n...
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