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Funny story: Lindsay Lohan Threatens Comeback

Lindsay Lohan Threatens Comeback

Fabulous actress Lindsay Lohan has announced she's back and never felt better. The one time popular DJ was speaking at an award ceremony where she won the Ischia Comeback Award for her performance in the West End production of David Mamet's play '...
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Funny story: Lindsay Lohan To Appear In A Nude Calendar - Promises That Every One of Her Freckles Will Be Revealed

Lindsay Lohan To Appear In A Nude Calendar - Promises That Every One of Her Freckles Will Be Revealed

HOLLYWOOD - Lindsay Lohan has stated that she really needs to make some money to help pay off her tremendous legal fees which she has accrued over the past few years. Lohan talked to Fajita San Guacamole with Hollywood Innuendo and remarked how ex...
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Funny story: Lindsay Lohan Admits She Would Love To Marry Samantha Ronson

Lindsay Lohan Admits She Would Love To Marry Samantha Ronson

HOLLYWOOD - Lindsay Lohan says that she is starting to get the feeling that she may never marry. The 27-year-old actress who finally got her act together after a three month stay at a rehab clinic last summer recently spoke to Taffeta Kixx with Th...
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Funny story: Taylor Swift Comments That Justin Bieber Has Already Been Given Way Too Many Chances

Taylor Swift Comments That Justin Bieber Has Already Been Given Way Too Many Chances

NASHVILLE - Taylor Swift stated on The Gorgeous Gary Busey Show that she does not like to make waves but she said that she would reply to the question regarding her thoughts on the problem child Justin Bieber. Taylor, who has a legion of fans all...
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Funny story: Lindsay Lohan Caught In A Passionate Embrace With Rob Pattinson

Lindsay Lohan Caught In A Passionate Embrace With Rob Pattinson

HOLLYWOOD - There is no one in Tinsel Town who keeps the entertainment media jumping more than Lindsay Lohan. Lohan, who it appears has finally left her party girl boozing persona in the past, has tried to stop acting like the female version of Ju...
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Funny story: Katy Perry Addresses The Miley Cyrus Lesbian Marriage Rumors

Katy Perry Addresses The Miley Cyrus Lesbian Marriage Rumors

TARZANA, California - Katy Perry recently visited The Tarzan & Jane Petting Zoo in Tarzana. She said that she needed to get away from the press who have been hounding her ever since the infamous "kiss" with Miley Cyrus. Katy stated that Mi...
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Funny story: Lindsay Lohan Consults A Freckles Specialist

Lindsay Lohan Consults A Freckles Specialist

BEVERLY HILLS - The Hollywood starlet who seems to have amazingly turned her turbulent life around, Lindsay Lohan, says that she is really feeling good about her self after years of despair. Lohan spent three months last year at The Henry & Be...
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Funny story: Lindsay Lohan Says She Wants To Date Edgar Martirosyan, The World's Most Famous Pizza Delivery Man

Lindsay Lohan Says She Wants To Date Edgar Martirosyan, The World's Most Famous Pizza Delivery Man

HOLLYWOOD HILLS - Lindsay Lohan stated that she was watching the Academy Awards Show at her home when suddenly she saw a man whom she said she was fascinated with. Lohan is talking about Edgar Martirosyan, the pizza delivery man who delivered 3 pi...
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Funny story: Lindsay Lohan and Girlfriend Samantha Ronson's Love Shack Found In Cucamonga

Lindsay Lohan and Girlfriend Samantha Ronson's Love Shack Found In Cucamonga

CUCAMONGA, California - A reporter for The Cucamonga Chit Chat Chronicle has stumbled upon what is believed to be the secret love hideout of actress Lindsay Lohan and her disc jockey significant other Samantha Ronson. Fuchsia Garfunkel, no relatio...
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Funny story: The Hollywood Press Is Wondering What In The World The Gorgeous Charlize Theron Sees In Sean Penn

The Hollywood Press Is Wondering What In The World The Gorgeous Charlize Theron Sees In Sean Penn

BEVERLY HILLS - Lindsay Lohan threw a lavish Look At Me I'm Clean Party at the home of her close friend wealthy socialite Cayuga Archambeau. The gala event was attended by some of LaLaLand's well-know celebrities including Scarlett Johansson, Geor...
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Funny story: Lindsay Lohan Confesses She Has A Brand New Bikini Line Tattoo

Lindsay Lohan Confesses She Has A Brand New Bikini Line Tattoo

VENICE BEACH, California - The once troubled little starlet Lindsay Lohan has said that she has finally gotten her act together. Appearing on The Gorgeous Gary Busey Show, Lilo said that the three months she spent in a rehab clinic last year did w...
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Funny story: Lindsay Lohan Says She Won't Be A Complete Woman Unless Ex-Girlfriend Samantha Ronson Is Back In Her Life

Lindsay Lohan Says She Won't Be A Complete Woman Unless Ex-Girlfriend Samantha Ronson Is Back In Her Life

WEST HOLLYWOOD - Ever since spending three months at The Henry & Betty Ford Rehab Clinic Lindsay Lohan has said that she is trying to keep on the straight and narrow. She noted that she has pretty much stopped her 24/7 partying ways and is con...
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Funny story: Donald Trump Tells President Obama He Will Donate $200,000 To The Democratic Party If He Speeds Up Justin Bieber's Deportation

Donald Trump Tells President Obama He Will Donate $200,000 To The Democratic Party If He Speeds Up Justin Bieber's Deportation

NEW YORK CITY - Donald Trump has just made President Obama an offer that the president and 99 percent of the American people cannot believe. Billionaire GOPer Trump has called up President Obama and told him that he will donate $200,000 to the Nat...
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Funny story: Kim Jong Un Has Invited Dennis Rodman, Lindsay Lohan, Chicharito, and Chelsea Handler To His Super Bowl Party

Kim Jong Un Has Invited Dennis Rodman, Lindsay Lohan, Chicharito, and Chelsea Handler To His Super Bowl Party

PYONGYANG, North Korea - Word out of North Korea is that Kim Jong Un will be having a fantastic Super Bowl Party and he has invited such celebrities as Dennis Rodman, Lindsay Lohan, Chicharito, and Chelsea Handler. The North Korean leader said tha...
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Funny story: Ben & Jerry's Has Just Developed A Brand New Ice Cream Flavor in Honor of Miley Cyrus

Ben & Jerry's Has Just Developed A Brand New Ice Cream Flavor in Honor of Miley Cyrus

BURLINGTON, Vermont - The American Ice Cream giant, Ben & Jerry's has just informed the news media that they have just developed their latest ice cream flavor. Company Spokesperson Millard Cypress stated that the new flavor came about after th...
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Funny story: Lindsay Lohan Reveals Her Secret X-Rated Plan

Lindsay Lohan Reveals Her Secret X-Rated Plan

CABO SAN LUCAS, Mexico - Lindsay Lohan flew down to Mexico to visit an aunt who moved to Mexico back in 1999. Lohan said that her Aunt Camille is one of her favorite relatives because just like her she has hundreds and hundreds of freckles. Whe...
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Funny story: Lohan Still Calling Duck Dynasty Nasty

Lohan Still Calling Duck Dynasty Nasty

Saying "Let's keep it assy...classy here in Soho!" Lindsay Lohan dines at 'sex shop' restaurant for another wild night out in London. "I need to come here often to get away from the states and those freaks down in Swampland." Lindsay Lohan was...
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Funny story: Ducks Strike Back At Lohan

Ducks Strike Back At Lohan

Phil Robertson, elder and spokesman for the "Duck Dynasty" family has reacted to an article actress, singer Linsay Lohan where she allegedly called them a bunch of redneck swamp freaks. "From what I have read and talked with others, apparently t...
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