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Funny story:  Lindsay Lohan's Rehab Clinic Escape Plot Exposed!

Lindsay Lohan's Rehab Clinic Escape Plot Exposed!

LOS ANGELES - The Los Angeles Police Department is reporting that Henry & Betty Ford Rehab Clinic patient #73013 was making plans to escape from the rehab facility. Officer W.K. Ruskinriggins with the LAPD said that he was called to the rehab...
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Funny story:  Justin Bieber Named America's Most Confused Celebrity

Justin Bieber Named America's Most Confused Celebrity

KALAMAZOO, Michigan - The highly reputable Giddy Up Public Opinion Poll Company which is headquartered in Kalamazoo, Michigan, has just named its 2013 Most Confused Celebrity. And this year's winner is Justin Bieber, who barely beat out Lindsay Lo...
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Funny story:  President Obama Says Lindsay Lohan Texted Him Asking That He Issue A Rehab Clinic Pardon

President Obama Says Lindsay Lohan Texted Him Asking That He Issue A Rehab Clinic Pardon

WASHINGTON, D.C. - President Obama held a White House press conference to inform the news media on the upcoming Health Care reforms that deal with American citizens over the age of 90. After he covered that subject he was asked if the rumor that h...
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Funny story:  Lindsay Lohan Voted The Most Messed Up Patient In The Entire Rehab Clinic

Lindsay Lohan Voted The Most Messed Up Patient In The Entire Rehab Clinic

LOS ANGELES - Well it did not take the little lost Hollywood starlet long before she caused problems at her new surroundings at The Henry & Betty Ford Rehab Clinic in Los Angeles. The clinic's executive director Cayenne Gayla Wheatgrass told m...
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Funny story:  Khloe Kardashian and Lamar Odom Talking The Big "D"

Khloe Kardashian and Lamar Odom Talking The Big "D"

HOLLYWOOD HILLS - The hills of Hollywood are bustling with the sounds of unhappiness in the Lamar and Khloe household. After nearly four years of wedded bliss the bliss appears to be turning into blisters. According to a highly reliable source,...
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Funny story:  Amanda Bynes Says She Wants To Be The New Lindsay Lohan

Amanda Bynes Says She Wants To Be The New Lindsay Lohan

HACIENDA HEIGHTS, California - Amanda Bynes was asked by Ling Chow Rangoon with iRumors about the recent incident in Marina Del Rey where she was throw out of The Vicious Guppy Seafood Diner. The troubled Nickelodeon actress replied that apparentl...
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Funny story:  Angelina Jolie Wants To Adopt Justin Bieber

Angelina Jolie Wants To Adopt Justin Bieber

NEW YORK CITY - Angelina Jolie has said that she knows what it is like to be on an emotional roller coaster dating back to the time when she was with that Hollywood loser Billy Bob Thornton. Jolie spoke with Carolina Chipotle of Bedroom Pillow Tal...
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Funny story:  Lindsay Lohan: I Ain't Going To Rehab And No One Can Make Me Go!

Lindsay Lohan: I Ain't Going To Rehab And No One Can Make Me Go!

LOS ANGELES - Lindsay Lohan apparently thinks that she is the Queen of The World as she has thumbed her nose (again) at the California judicial system treating them as if they are simply a whole bunch of Moe's, Larry's, Curly's, and Lucy's. Lohan...
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Funny story:  Lindsay Lohan Shows Up At The Wrong Rehab Clinic

Lindsay Lohan Shows Up At The Wrong Rehab Clinic

NEWPORT BEACH, California - Lindsay Lohan is without a doubt the luckiest female in the entire United States. The Hollywood Starbrat has committed all kinds of misdemeanors, automobile accidents, jewelry thefts, parole violations, and she still co...
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Funny story:  Paris Hilton Blames Her Downward Spiraling Career on Lindsay Lohan

Paris Hilton Blames Her Downward Spiraling Career on Lindsay Lohan

HOLLYWOOD HILLS - The Hollywood rich girl who likes to pride herself in being one of Tinsel Town's top celebutantes, Paris Hilton is trying to get back into the celluloid spotlight. It is no secret that Hilton thoroughly resents all of the extensi...
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Funny story:  George Clooney Buys Lindsay Lohan's House

George Clooney Buys Lindsay Lohan's House

VENICE BEACH - Lindsay Lohan put her house up on the market on Wednesday and on Friday she had it sold. The spacious home called Lucky LohanLand was priced at $1.8 million and it was purchased by George Clooney. According to Pico de Gallo with...
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Funny story:  Lindsay Lohan Forced To Sell Her Home

Lindsay Lohan Forced To Sell Her Home

VENICE BEACH - Lindsay Lohan who has more problems than a high school math book has stated that she's had to put her house on the market. Lohan's home Lucky LohanLand, which is located in Venice Beach has been listed at $1.8 million. The much...
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Funny story:  Lindsay Lohan Preparing for a Coen Brothers Movie

Lindsay Lohan Preparing for a Coen Brothers Movie

Lindsay Lohan's new publicist and legal defense team announced today that after multiple years of controlled substance abuse, rancid public behavior and breath, and a talent for beer drinking that makes Canadian college Sophomores look like pansies,...
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Funny story:  Nina Dobrev and Ian Somerhalder of The Vampire Diaries Tell Rob Kardashian To Get His Act Together

Nina Dobrev and Ian Somerhalder of The Vampire Diaries Tell Rob Kardashian To Get His Act Together

MARINA DEL REY, California - Friends and family of Rob Kardashian are worried that he could be following in the footsteps of troubled celebrities Lindsay Lohan and Justin Bieber. The stars of The Vampire Diaries recently talked to Rob at The Drunk...
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Funny story:  Lindsay Lohan Asks If She Can Do Some of Her Rehab At Coachella

Lindsay Lohan Asks If She Can Do Some of Her Rehab At Coachella

INDIO, California - Rehab-bound Lindsay Lohan has shown that she is anything but shy as she has made an astounding request of the Los Angeles County Courthouse authorities. Lohan, who is due to begin her rehab process on May 2, at The Henry &...
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Funny story:  Lindsay Lohan Says David Letterman Begged Her Not To Walk Off His Show

Lindsay Lohan Says David Letterman Begged Her Not To Walk Off His Show

VENICE BEACH - The much troubled Tinsel Town starlet Lindsay Lohan has turned down an offer to appear on Jay Leno's Tonight Show. Lohan stated that due to her appearance on Late Night With David Letterman where Alfred E. Neuman (Letterman) ambushe...
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Funny story:  David Letterman Ambushes Lindsay Lohan

David Letterman Ambushes Lindsay Lohan

NEW YORK CITY - Lindsay Lohan graciously agreed to appear as a guest on Late Night With David Letterman, but she probably regrets it now. Letterman started off the interview fairly normal as he asked Lindsay the usual guest questions such as "How...
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Funny story:  Hollywood Shocker: Charlie Sheen Turns Down Lindsay Lohan's Marriage Proposal

Hollywood Shocker: Charlie Sheen Turns Down Lindsay Lohan's Marriage Proposal

HOLLYWOOD - In a story that has even surprised long-time celebrity maven Barbara Walters, Charlie Sheen has told the entertainment media that Lindsay Lohan asked him to marry her. Sheen said that he was at the famed Santa Monica Pier eating some b...
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