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Taylor Swift Running Out of Guys to Break Up With

Funny story: Taylor Swift Running Out of Guys to Break Up With

Nashville, TN With her most recent break-ups with Zac Effron, Tom Hiddleston, and Calvin Harris, Taylor Swift is fretting about running out of boys to break up with. Weighing most heavily on Swift's mind is the fact that she makes breaking up wit...

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Trump Limo Stolen, Made Into Lowrider

Funny story: Trump Limo Stolen, Made Into Lowrider

One of Donald Trump's limousines was stolen back in March and has been turned into a lowrider limo complete with little chrome rims and a hydraulic suspension. The FBI is looking into how Yuri Vilcheny, originally from the Ukraine, ended up with the...

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Trump Limo Crashes, Investigation Blames Raccoons On Road

Funny story: Trump Limo Crashes, Investigation Blames Raccoons On Road

What's happening with Donald Trump and raccoons? Following two separate incidents where raccoons attacked Trump supporters outside of political rallies, State police in Pennsylvania are now blaming the single vehicle crash of Trump's limo in part...

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Cardinal Searches For Condoms At 7-11's

Funny story: Cardinal Searches For Condoms At 7-11's

Sunday, On National Television, Cardinal Timothy Dolan of New York said, "Contraceptives, that are now widely available -- my Lord, all you have to do is walk into a 7-11 or any shop on any street in America and have access to them -- is that right...

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Justin Bieber Charged With Attacking Limo Driver

Funny story: Justin Bieber Charged With Attacking Limo Driver

Looks like Justin is trying to get his name in the newspapers and on the internet on a daily basis. This last one (for now) is back home in Canada. Serves them right for sending the punk out on the rest of us. Bieber's reputation for violence a...

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Paris Hilton's Erotically Revealing Upskirt Shot Was Staged

Funny story: Paris Hilton's Erotically Revealing Upskirt Shot Was Staged

WEST HOLLYWOOD - Paris Hilton recently told a friend that she was going to have to do something to get herself back on the front pages of the Tinsel Town publications and celebrity news programs. So she and an old high school girlfriend identified...

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Kim Kardashian and Kanye West Are $elling The Limo In Which Baby North West Was Conceived

Funny story: Kim Kardashian and Kanye West Are $elling The Limo In Which Baby North West Was Conceived

HOLLYWOOD HILLS - Kim Kardashian and Kanye West certainly know how to turn a buck. Both have the uncanny ability to make money appear out of thin air. West just returned from Kazakhstan where he performed a concert and was paid the amazing sum of...

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End of the Stretched Limo on British Streets

Funny story: End of the Stretched Limo on British Streets

There is to be a major overhaul of limos and other stretched vehicles bringing an end to the presence of these luxuries to British streets. All limos are to be shipped back to USA. Parliament voted unanimously to return these vehicles to the Stat...

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Limo Driver Forces Rush Limbaugh to Get Out and Walk

Funny story: Limo Driver Forces Rush Limbaugh to Get Out and Walk

New York, NY - When Rush Limbaugh's regular chauffeur suddenly became ill and unable to drive him to the station on time last week, his assistant called a local limo service to fill in. What happened next is becoming one of the most talked-about t...

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Obama Orders New Presidential Limo: See It On TV's "Pimp my Ride!"

Funny story: Obama Orders New Presidential Limo: See It On TV's "Pimp my Ride!"

Zastava, Yugoslavia/Daily Worker Saying he is a "Man of the People", President by Acclimation Barack Hussein Obama , announced today he has commissioned a new Presidential Limousine to replace the gas guzzling, ostentatious ride of former US leaders...

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Presidential Driver Admits Bush Moons From Limo

Funny story: Presidential Driver Admits Bush Moons From Limo

Alfred Nickelback, a soon to be retired driver of the Presidential Limo after nearly 40 years, revealed today the President Bush likes to moon people from behind the tinted glass. Nickelback says that it started with the Democratic National Head...

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National Park Service Rewrites Statue of Liberty Plaque

"Give me your strong, your rich, your workers yearning to breathe capitalism. Send no homeless, impoverished, or those seeking refuge from MS-13 to me. I want no trash to tarnish our golden door."
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