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Lily Allen 'Confused' Says Semiotics Expert

Funny story: Lily Allen 'Confused' Says Semiotics Expert

New outbursts by former singer Lily Allen have prompted fears for her sanity. The Smile singer famously declared that she was shunning the limelight, ooh, ages ago. But since then she has maintained a strong media presence by Tweeting or allowing...

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Lily Allen and Sister in Giant Tent Disaster

Funny story: Lily Allen and Sister in Giant Tent Disaster

Lily Allen and her older sister Sarah have reportedly been involved in a disaster involving two giant tents. One of the Tents was a pretty petrol blue colour, and the other was red with colourful sparkles. It had previously been rumoured that th...

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Lily Allen Successfully Continues To Avoid Limelight

Funny story: Lily Allen Successfully Continues To Avoid Limelight

Former pop songstress Lily Allen is enjoying the quiet life, having vowed to quit the music industry in an effort to stop playing the fame game. Hardly anyone hears of the Smile singer these days so EIF News & Features decided to investigate j...

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Lily Allen Documentary: Insurance Companies On High Alert

Funny story: Lily Allen Documentary: Insurance Companies On High Alert

Insurance companies are on high alert today, expecting a boom in claims following the screening of a documentary about Lily Allen this evening. Ms Allen announced her retirement from the pop music industry last year, claiming that she was sufferin...

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Lily Allen Begs 'Don't Watch Documentary.' TV Bosses Tear Hair Out... Kind Of.

Funny story: Lily Allen Begs 'Don't Watch Documentary.' TV Bosses Tear Hair Out... Kind Of.

TV schedulers are considering pulling a documentary about singer Lily Allen after she begged her fans not to watch it. The C4 show, Riches To Rags, airs over three episodes beginning next Tuesday. But the 25-year-old star has gone on Twitter to...

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Did Lily Allen Secretly Get Married?

Funny story: Did Lily Allen Secretly Get Married?

Rumours are circulating the celebrity world that Lily Allen has secretly got married this week after she was seen on a night out sporting not just an engagement ring, but also a wedding ring on her left hand ring finger. "I think it's fairly obvio...

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Lily Allen To Head Western Culture Think Tank

Funny story: Lily Allen To Head Western Culture Think Tank

One of the great creative forces of the early 21st century is to head up a multi-national, multi-discipline investigation into the state of modern western culture. The think-tank will consider the causes for the decadence displayed in the west and...

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Lily Allen Attacks Simon Cowell's X-Factor Calling It Re-Cycled Rubbish

Funny story: Lily Allen Attacks Simon Cowell's X-Factor Calling It Re-Cycled Rubbish

LONDON - Lily Allen, has flat out spoken her mind (again). And this time the recipient of her serpentine venom is none other than "Mr. Reality Shows" himself Simon Cowell. Lily was apparently lashing out at Cowell's X-Factor saying that it is noth...

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Lily Allen gets lashed,... whip lashed, that is.

Funny story: Lily Allen gets lashed,... whip lashed, that is.

Poor LILY ALLEN has been treated for painful whiplash following an incident at a London hotel. The singer was in the lobby of the plush hotel following a meeting to discuss her proposed summer slapper clothes store. Trooper Lil was convinced sh...

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Lily Allen's Third Nipple Featured in Lips, Hips, & Tits Monthly Magazine

Funny story: Lily Allen's Third Nipple Featured in Lips, Hips, & Tits Monthly Magazine

LONDON - Lily Allen said that she has never denied that she has polythelia, which is the condition of having an accessory or third nipple. Allen said that she first noticed it in grade school when she saw that her chest did not look like the chest...

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Lily Allen Climbs Everest

Petite but curvy, feisty and formerly naughty in a wasted middle-class way pop singer Lily Allen has cemented the evolution of her image by becoming the latest unlikely figure to climb Mount Everest yesterday, writes Hilary Tensing, Chief Gobshite.

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Lily Allen Not A Patch On Kate Bush Says 1970s Music Buff

Funny story: Lily Allen Not A Patch On Kate Bush Says 1970s Music Buff

Lily Allen may have won 3 Novello awards for her songwriting and her interpretation of 'The Fear' but according to 1970s music buff Fluff Babcock she'll never be as good as 70s weirdness icon Kate Bush who stunned a nation with her squeaky voiced ren...

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Third note heard in Lily Allen's latest song!

There was outrage today from fans of Lily Allen across the world as her latest song "Whatever" was heard to have a third note. Even worse, this note was actually sung in tune, according to Jeremy...Clarkson...In the World. After severe pressure f...

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Katy Brand of Katy Brand's Big Ass Show Named Woman With The Largest Thighs In The Entire United Kingdom

Funny story: Katy Brand of Katy Brand's Big Ass Show Named Woman With The Largest Thighs In The Entire United Kingdom

LONDON - Katy Brand, host of the ITV2 show Katy Brand's Big Ass Show has just been named Woman With The Largest Thighs In The Entire United Kingdom. Brand was picked by over 3.7 million readers of The London Hand Held Daily Mirror. Katy received e...

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Lily Allen Mooned In Front Of Her Manchester Hotel

Funny story: Lily Allen Mooned In Front Of Her Manchester Hotel

MANCHESTER - Lily Allen finished performing her concert at Manchester's Yoko Ono Arena and hurried out to her waiting car to take her back to her hotel The Maid Marian. Allen had stated that she was feeling tired and that her thighs were hurting a...

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Lily Allen Quits The Music Business - Cheryl Cole Asks, "Was Lily In The Music Business?"

Funny story: Lily Allen Quits The Music Business - Cheryl Cole Asks, "Was Lily In The Music Business?"

LONDON - Lily Allen has recently announced that she has decided to quit the music business. She pointed out that the fun has gone out of it. She said that when she first started singing people would praise her and give her compliments and it fed...

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Lily Allen Wins Great Britain's Title of "Miss Cellulite Thighs"

Funny story: Lily Allen Wins Great Britain's Title of "Miss Cellulite Thighs"

NOTTINGHAM, England - Electropop singer Lily Allen has just been named Great Britain's "Miss Cellulite Thighs." Ms. Allen, who is only 24, literally ran away with the title receiving a total of 98 out of a possible 100 points. The second place...

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Lily Allen says online piracy affects musicians ability to sail

Funny story: Lily Allen says online piracy affects musicians ability to sail

Singer, Lily Allen has requested her fellow pop stars and singers be on guard while sailing the seven sees after a reported rise in internet piracy. The Smile singer claimed that internet piracy is killing the music industry, with musicians' comp...

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