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Funny story: Mother Embarrassed By Wrinkled Penis Found on Miami Beach

Mother Embarrassed By Wrinkled Penis Found on Miami Beach

It was the most embarrassing thing in the world according to Mrs. Jane Myers of Miami. I realize that I should not be complaining about things, she reportedly told a lifeguard, when the whole south almost, has had a rough winter and here I am taki...
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Funny story: Crocodile Tears Over Lost Ball

Crocodile Tears Over Lost Ball

Plenty of crocodile tears were shed today following the loss of a brightly colored beach ball by Charlie the Croc - the mascot of Aussie football team the Queensland Bastards.
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Funny story: Scientists conclude

Scientists conclude

Investigations into... something very, very important hit a fever pace earlier this week when mad-scientist-gone-lifeguard Dr. Bill "the mad-scientist-gone-lifeguard" Ventura announced his having come to a conclusion. Since Scientific conc...
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Bush Copyright

George Bush Senior has taken out copyright on the phrase "New World Order" that he made popular. Anybody using the phrase without his permission will be sued.
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