Liechtenstein, the tiny and, until now, insignficant Principality, which is sandwiched between Austria and Switzerland, is a hot favourite in the race to be elected to a temporary a seat on the UN Security Council, ahead of Finland and Australia.
Vaduz - 'Fabulously wealthy' Prince Alois of Liechtenstein has been unmasked as missing Barking kebab peddler Constantidis Paranoidius.
The fugitive from justice is wanted on Isle of Dogs food poisoning charges following an outbreak of canine VD a...
with Prince Constantin Ferdinand Maria of Liechtenstein, Winner Of "Landlocked Royalty Goat Fancier Of The Year 2003"
"Salutations, gentle goat-lovers. Here are some of my favourite facts about the goats. I trust that you will enjoy them."
1) I knew a woman once who was interested in goat husbandry.
She wanted to marry a goat.
2) Goat breeding is quickly learned. You can pick it up on...
The National Debt has reached $10 trillion. In an effort to pay off this enormous amount the Federal Government has started giving away States to our debtors overseas.
The first to go was New Jersey to the Chinese who immediately sent in troops to take over the municipalities and factories and sealed the borders. All dissidents were put in prison and the secret police visited Bruce Springsteen...
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