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Funny story: Pope's resignation all about Lockerbie cover-up says 'deep throat'

Pope's resignation all about Lockerbie cover-up says 'deep throat'

Washington - A cover-up about mad-as-hatter former Pontiff Karol Wojtyla is lying in tatters following the resignation of his German successor and top apologist Pope Joseph Ratzinger. "No wonder US Defense Secretary Leon Panetta begged Pope Benny-...
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Funny story: Obama drone 'got screwed over Libya' in Mile High Club incident with UFO

Obama drone 'got screwed over Libya' in Mile High Club incident with UFO

Washington - "It's still unclear which of the two crafts was on top doing the, er, inseminating," a spokesperson for US drone program architect John Brenner said today, "due to freak vibrational fallout interfering with satellite video recorders. Bu...
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Funny story: "Libya? I thought they said Labia!"

"Libya? I thought they said Labia!"

"Romney steps in it again," the headline read this morning in The Washington Post. "Just when you thought it couldn't get any worse," states the sub-title. Evidently the Post and other media were reacting to a hastily called press conference called b...
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Funny story: Hillary Appoints Bill Clinton As New Libyan Ambassador

Hillary Appoints Bill Clinton As New Libyan Ambassador

Washington, DC-- Secretary of State Hillary Clinton has tapped her husband to be the next ambassador to Libya. Mrs. Clinton hailed the former president as 'an amazing negotiator' and promised that he will be rewarded in his new job in the troubled r...
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Funny story: Kava Blanca

Kava Blanca

It was another day, like any other in the bowels of Tripoli. Another coffee shop dive with tables occupied by the desparate, the heart broken, the insipid, the millipedes, the cockroaches... Spam was at the piano, playing tunes for the forgotten. I was behind the bar frothing a cappucino for a large Tunisian who was making me nervous taking up nearly two of my new bar stools. "I say Dick, what...
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Funny story: Libya's Ruling National Transitional Council End's Decades-Old Ban On Guacamole

Libya's Ruling National Transitional Council End's Decades-Old Ban On Guacamole

Libya's current authority, the National Transitional Council, has decided to end the decade's old ban on Guacamole first instituted by now-deposed dictator Moammar Gaddafi, the Council's Abdul Hafid Ghoga told reporters here on Thursday. "Gaddafi...
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Funny story: Blair to be called as character witness in Saif Al Gaddafi trial

Blair to be called as character witness in Saif Al Gaddafi trial

Tripoli - "Of course it all depends on the actual charges prosecutors bring against the Colonel's son," a Libyan legal source said today. "If it's aggravated cock-fighting, PhD doctoral fiddles or failure to pay his London Congestion Charge then T...
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Funny story: Gaddafi: the body vanishes!

Gaddafi: the body vanishes!

Libya - In a eerie twisty reminiscent of Alfred Hitchcock's 1938 movie thriller The Lady Vanishes the remains of horrible Libyan dictator Muammar Gaddafi have vamooshed into thin heir (sic) along with one of his awful sons, Mutassim. National Tran...
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Funny story: Health and Safety Executive not happy with storage of Gaddafi's body

Health and Safety Executive not happy with storage of Gaddafi's body

The Health and Safty Executive (HSE) have issued a directive regarding the body storage of Colonel Gaddafi, the former Libyan dictator. In a directive issued to Libya's National Transitional Council, the HSE's representative in the region, Mustaph...
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Funny story: Is Ghadafi Really Dead? Geraldo Chimera's Journey to the Truth

Is Ghadafi Really Dead? Geraldo Chimera's Journey to the Truth

October 22, 2011. Misrata, Libya. With little time on my hands, I flagged down a taxi, begging a ride from the Misrata airport to where Ghadafi's body allegedly rested. It was time to "pull a MacGyver." I had the cab drop me several blocks from the Misrata Meat Market. Racing down a dusty neighborhood alley, I ripped a burka from a clothesline. A roiling, angry knot of children appeared, but we...
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Funny story: Orders for Toyota 4x4 spike after Gaddafi paraded around on hood of pickup

Orders for Toyota 4x4 spike after Gaddafi paraded around on hood of pickup

BRUSSELS, Belgium--Just as orders for the white Ford Bronco skyrocketed after O.J. Simpson tried to flee the police in 1994, yet another raging lunatic has driven up the sales of a vehicle. Footage of the Toyota 4x4 went viral this week as Libyan...
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Funny story: New York Yankees Claim Credit For Gaddafi Hit

New York Yankees Claim Credit For Gaddafi Hit

New York City - "We may not have won the World Series or even the pennant this year, but we sure as hell took care of that Gaddafi douche bag." So said New York Yankees Manager Joe Girardi in describing how a man in a Yankees cap fired the fatal b...
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Funny story: Revealed: British Colonel's bad hearing lead to Gadaffi becoming president of Libya

Revealed: British Colonel's bad hearing lead to Gadaffi becoming president of Libya

It has been revealed today in the discovery of papers following the accidental murder of Colonel Gaddafi of Libya, that he wasn't in fact president of Libya at all, and has been spending the past 42 years fooling people. Speaking from Algeria, whe...
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Funny story: Republicans Attack Obama for Making the World a Safer Place

Republicans Attack Obama for Making the World a Safer Place

Michelle Bachmann joined the other Republican presidential candidates today in condemning Obama for the killing of Libyan leader Moammar Gaddafi. "Do you know how hard it is to find good kowtowing dictators?" said Bachmann, echoing the sentiment...
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Funny story: Gaddafi 'dead' - propofol poisoning suspected

Gaddafi 'dead' - propofol poisoning suspected

Sirte - In what some suspect to be an act of 'assisted suicide' Mad Dog of the Middle East Colonel Gaddafi has reportedly died, clutching a vile (sic) of the hypnotic 'double' agent propofol. Gaddafi, 69, had been holed up at a Butlins-style subte...
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Funny story: Royston to twin with Benghazi-By-The-Kazi

Royston to twin with Benghazi-By-The-Kazi

Hertfordshire - Dubbed the crucible of home grown terra descendants of the Home Counties town have been traced to a notorious leper colony that mutated soon after the 1883 eruption of Krakatoa. This weekend an announcement by the Department for Cu...
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Funny story: Libyan Paratroopers refuse to jump!

Libyan Paratroopers refuse to jump!

Major Mehmet Mehmet, of the Libyan Peoples Popular Front Army, has denied claims his troops refused to jump from thier aircraft into the battle zone. It was reported, that the 200 strong platoon, trained by the Elite, Libyan Womens Peoples Popular fe...
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Funny story: Libya says it will not invade Great Britain

Libya says it will not invade Great Britain

Military leaders in Libya, have given David Cameron an assurance that they will not invade our country despite the awkward situation between the two nations. Major Fizal Meazales of the Libyan peoples military front, was hoping the statement would pu...
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