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Funny story: Wild Animals of America Party accuses Republicans of thinking too much

Wild Animals of America Party accuses Republicans of thinking too much

WASHINGTON--The Wild Animals of America Party began as an offshoot of the GOP, railing against big government for interfering with the divinely ordained inequalities in nature. "Let the natural struggle in the marketplace sort everything out," said W...
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Funny story: Tea Party Advocates Destruction of All of America (Except its Golf Courses)

Tea Party Advocates Destruction of All of America (Except its Golf Courses)

Dateline: WASHINGTON-Senator and reputed Tea Party leader Ted Cruz introduced a resolution to the Senate yesterday, calling for the immolation of all of the United States apart from its golf courses. Speaking in favour of the motion on the congre...
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Funny story: King Obama? Rand Paul Doesn't Think So.

King Obama? Rand Paul Doesn't Think So.

Everyone knows that I'm an extreme conservative. I'm the type of Conservative who has God sanctioned missionary style sex with my wife while thinking about Ronald Reagan. Today's hero of Freedom is Kentucky Senator Rand Paul. Rand is the son o...
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Funny story: Florida Lemur Mistakenly Placed on Ballot as Libertarian Candidate

Florida Lemur Mistakenly Placed on Ballot as Libertarian Candidate

Florida election officials in the small town of Myakka City are scratching their heads over the apparent practical joke being played on them that now has them in a quandary as to how to remedy the situation. A lemur known as Mister E. Mann is listed...
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Funny story: Paliens Infiltrating Sarah Palin Events

Paliens Infiltrating Sarah Palin Events

Little is known about the group calling itself the Paliens, but sources have indicated that they are a group of clairvoyants who are secretly infiltrating Sarah Palin events and using their supernatural powers to alter the intelligence of Palin herse...
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Funny story: Warren Redlich Does Not Exist, According to Newspapers

Warren Redlich Does Not Exist, According to Newspapers

The New York Times, Wall Street Journal and other New York newspapers and television stations are trying to maintain their journalistic bias by attempting to ignore Libertarian Candidate Warren Redlich in his bid for governor. New York Times repor...
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Funny story: Lady Godiva Endorses Ron Paul

Lady Godiva Endorses Ron Paul

Famed anti-tax crusader Lady Godiva today announced she is coming out of retirement in order to support Ron Paul's presidential campaign.
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Funny story: Gooks For Ron Paul

Gooks For Ron Paul

Dr. Chung Ming, a Maryland physician has formed a new political action committee called Gooks For Ron Paul. The group was formed when the controversy over John McCain's repeated use of the term resurfaced.
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Funny story: Actor Glenn Ford Endorses Ron Paul

Actor Glenn Ford Endorses Ron Paul

Straight talking actor Glenn Ford today endorsed Rep. Ron Paul's bid for the Republican Party's presidential nomination.
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Funny story: Giuliani Attacks Ron Paul

Giuliani Attacks Ron Paul

Presidential candidate Rudy Giuliani today responded to persistent criticism from rival Ron Paul's campaign. In the process, Giuliani just might have unleashed a firestorm from Paul supporters known for fervent devotion to their candidate.
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Funny story: GOP Republicans to Nominate a Libertarian as Candidate for President

GOP Republicans to Nominate a Libertarian as Candidate for President

Up until April of 2007 such a story would have been unthinkable, an idea writers of political fiction would find too far removed from reality to even consider without some serious hallucinogens. This year, however, changes everything as a chain of errors by the GOP Republican guardians has coalesced into a debacle slowly unfolding in the most perfectly recorded election process ever witnessed.
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Funny story: Ron Paul 3Q Fundraising Drive Goes Nuts

Ron Paul 3Q Fundraising Drive Goes Nuts

Washington, D.C. -- The Ron Paul for President campaign released its latest fundraising figures for the normally slow 3rd quarter period the other day amidst little anticipation. Yet, to the utter astonishment of many, 4th or 5th tier republican Pre...
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Funny story: Ron Paul Mails Out Political Pictures With "Spanking the Monkey Instructions"?

Ron Paul Mails Out Political Pictures With "Spanking the Monkey Instructions"?

Presidential candidate Ron Paul used his congressional postal rights and mailed out three hundred promotional pictures of himself (to all of his supporters) along with instructions for masturbating to his picture, boxes of tissue, and bottles of vase...
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