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"You're breaking my balls, man!" - California resident cuts off his testes in protest of Trump's wall

Funny story: "You're breaking my balls, man!" - California resident cuts off his testes in protest of Trump's wall

Blake Blu Cox III, 24, says he was forced to castrate himself after Trump's executive order on border patrol was signed into action, in which a wall separating Texas and Mexico a became reality. Cox, who is now suing the state of Cali and the...

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Democratic Party Liberals Praise Trump Appointees

Funny story: Democratic Party Liberals Praise Trump Appointees

"We are the party of the common man," recently said Sen. Chuck Schumer, leading Democrat in the U.S. Senate. And Rep. Lois Maybee (D) of Rhode Island stated, "You can count on us to protect the civil liberties of all Americans." Rep. John Johnson (...

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LibDems pilloried for their spend on "Remain in EU" leaflet campaign

Funny story: LibDems pilloried for their spend on "Remain in EU" leaflet campaign

The Liberal Democrat party, possibly one of the greenest parliamentary parties in the UK as they roll up in a single Vauxhall Zafira (Diesel) people carrier to all events, have been mocked and pilloried for their outrageous spend on leaflets to UK ho...

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Sanders unveils plan to allow America to be annexed by Russia

Funny story: Sanders unveils plan to allow America to be annexed by Russia

Burlington, VT - Today, Sen. Bernie Sanders unveiled his plan to allow the United States of America to be annexed by Russia should he become President. "It would not cost us one penny" said Sanders, "and what would we gain? Free healthcare, fre...

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Seven Party Political Death Match

The seven largest UK political parties have announced they will partake in a tag-team death match before the results of the looming election are revealed. The event will be staged at Wembley Stadium and fights will involve key members of the Blues...

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Liberal Policy Pratt

Funny story: Liberal Policy Pratt

Nick Clegg's party (which would be finished by nine and the only music played would be Ed Sheeran songs) the Liberal Democrats have begun a pre-election panic. After realising that their in danger of getting less votes than a mime act on the X-Factor...

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Lib Dems Sulking about Conservatives re-shuffle

Funny story: Lib Dems Sulking about Conservatives re-shuffle

The Lib-Dems are Absolutely Not going to reshuffle themselves and give roles to more lady M.Ps in the government because the ladies are not present in great enough numbers to properly shuffle about, an exasperated spokesperson said this morning.

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People Indecisive Over Marmite Fast-tracked Into Politics

Funny story: People Indecisive Over Marmite Fast-tracked Into Politics

In 2013, anyone that claimed they weren't fussed if you put Marmite on their toast were fast-tracked into British political parties, to ensure their incredible indecisiveness and bullshitting talents did not go to waste. Last year, countless membe...

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Cyril Smith Was Not Fat - B.M.A. Report Shocker

Funny story: Cyril Smith Was Not Fat - B.M.A. Report Shocker

Quirky deceased Rochdale Liberal M.P. Cyril Smith was not fat according to a report commisioned by the Dead Politicians Research Committee. Investigations into his death reveal that he was simply not as tall as he should have been. Cyril should ha...

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Nick Clegg mobbed by screaming girls at Liberal Democrats conference

Funny story: Nick Clegg mobbed by screaming girls at Liberal Democrats conference

Liberal democrat-fever has hit sky-high records in the town of York this past weekend where the spring Liberal Democrat conference is taking place. The party arrived by coach where screaming and adoring fans were waiting holding banners and begging f...

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Lib Dem MP 'Storms, floods punishment from God for voting 'no' to AV in referendum'

There was consternation in the Liberal Democrats as an MP blogged 'The floods in Somerset are a warning from God - they are Divine retribution for the country rejecting the Alternative Vote system. It is clear that it is His will for the count...

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College Professors May Very Well Be Liberal

Funny story: College Professors May Very Well Be Liberal

According to a recent study, College professors may very well be pushing their Liberal agendas on college students. Published by A.Y.R.S [Are.You.Really.Surprised] Journal, the shocking results of their study may lead conservative parents in the...

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A Press Conference of the Democratic "Party"

In an unprecedented revelation, hardline Democrats announced today their actual (and quite obvious) opinions of such so-called "special interest" and "minority" groups as homosexuals, blacks and women. Considering all they have been doing for dec...

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Lib Dem Discordia

Funny story: Lib Dem Discordia

Cruise ship Lib Dem Discordia, now lying off the coast of Scotland - having overturned in a misadventure - is hopefully to be put back on an even keel in a major salvage operation starting today. Whilst these efforts are being made to roll the shi...

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Huhne Prison Diary Day 22

Funny story: Huhne Prison Diary Day 22

Dear Diary, Thank god I'm not in that hell-hole of a place Wandsworth anymore. It was a nightmare to be in there. All I could hear were the little lambs screaming every night and there was nothing that could take their screams away. Now all I can hear is their silence and it's so peaceful. Now I'm residing at her majesty's pleasure in an 'Open Prison' which is completely different from Wan...

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Museum of London Lib Dem in a box Exhibit criticized

Funny story: Museum of London Lib Dem in a box Exhibit criticized

"Are there still Lib Dems in London?" ''Are the Lib Dems a protest party?" Nearly 4 years after the Coalition formed, there is no more sensitive an issue in British life as the role of Lib Dems. With fewer than 10,000 Lib Dem members among the UK...

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Michael Douglas wins Eastleigh By-Election

Funny story: Michael Douglas wins Eastleigh By-Election

"I'm the MP for Eastleigh!" "No, I'm the MP for Eastleigh!" - Hollywood star wins historic victory Holywood star, Michael Douglas, has become the surprise winner of the Eastleigh Byelection. Full name, Michael Douglas Thorton, is best known for...

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By-election result 'a furious ball of nothing'

Funny story: By-election result 'a furious ball of nothing'

Voters in Eastleigh are today counting the cost at yet another hyped election that fizzled into a complete let-down. Political pundits have reflected that this one initially promised so much colour, then failed to deliver. There were several joke...

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