"Are there still Lib Dems in London?" ''Are the Lib Dems a protest party?"
Nearly 4 years after the Coalition formed, there is no more sensitive an issue in British life as the role of Lib Dems. With fewer than 10,000 Lib Dem members among the UK...
"I'm the MP for Eastleigh!"
"No, I'm the MP for Eastleigh!" - Hollywood star wins historic victory
Holywood star, Michael Douglas, has become the surprise winner of the Eastleigh Byelection. Full name, Michael Douglas Thorton, is best known for...
Voters in Eastleigh are today counting the cost at yet another hyped election that fizzled into a complete let-down. Political pundits have reflected that this one initially promised so much colour, then failed to deliver.
There were several joke...
The scandal of Lib Dem Lord Feelyfoxy has been explained by Lib Dem leader Nick Clogg in an exclusive interview with Spoof.
The problem of poor communication at Lib Dem Headquarters stems from the poor resources of the Party. Unable to afford inte...
Vince Cable and Nick Clegg have denied all knowledge of the allegations that 'The Human Octopus' had been groping the Lib Dem women activists.
However, Clegg was 'outed' by Channel 4 when they published a stream of email correspondents between th...
Work and Pensions secretary Iain Duncan Smith has said that people should not think that they are too good to work for free in supermarkets on the governments back to work scheme. He told the Andrew Marr program this morning that the government would...
Despite facing possible closure as a result of government stupidity, Sheffield's Don Valley Stadium has shown its mettle by coming out fighting in order to save Nick Clegg.
A spokesman for the stadium, Donald Valley (no relation) said that while t...
In a first for medical science the Deputy Prime Minister will today open a captive breeding centre in Ashford. The centre will provide a habitat for lonely Liberal Democrat voters and hope to produce the next generation of Lib Dem voters.
"I'm ve...
The Liberal Democrats have finally come up with a tactic that might see them claw some of their respectability back.
Most likely it will just reinforce people's opinions of them (being spineless, EU kissing, wankers) but it might not.
Following the success of Nick Clegg's apology over tuition fees they have decided to get him to apologise for other things as well. We at Back and to the Lef...
Conservative toff Prime Minister David Cameron today furiously denied calling mild mannered Liberal Democrat Deputy Prime Minister Nick 'good egg' Clegg a pleb today after the Stun newspaper splashed the story on its front page.
Yellow blooded ver...
First it was a squabble over who hadn't flushed the toilet, then disagreements over what sort of coffee to buy and unimportant stuff like House of Lords reform.
Now the coalition government is at odds over whose turn it is to wash the pots.
Th...
The Prime Minister and the Deputy Prime Minister were in the Peak District for a slap-up lunch with business people who cannot be named. Afterwards, David Cameron was due to travel back to Downing Street in the same car as Nick Clegg. However, the ca...
(1) Ken Livingstone
"I don't think he is a fool: but what's my opinion compared to that of millions of others!"
(2) Nick Clegg
"His supporters would follow him anywhere... mostly out of morbid curiosity!"
(3) Ed Miliband
"He doesn't let his mind wander - it's far too small to be let out on its own!"
(4) Theresa May
"When she opens her mouth, it seems that it is only to change feet!"...
Washington DC: An extremely bright light was visually observed hovering high over the White House. The light could be seen as far away as Chicago IL, yet area air traffic control RADAR screens were completely blank.
The light was definitely identi...
An excerpt from Nick Clegg's diary...
4th May 2012.
I awoke this morning to the most peculiar sensation. I was lying on my back and I seemed to be unable to roll over at all. I felt trapped. My arms were weak and spindly and I was full of an overwhelming sense of paranoia.
After some struggling I was able to turn over onto my legs. I say legs for I now noticed that instead of arms and leg...
The Liberal Democrats appeared to throw in the towel last night after boy magician Harry Potter told the world he would no longer magic up votes for them.
A senior party member told the spoof politics correspondent "Thats it! Game over for us - no...
David Cameron has finally admitted that his plan to reduce the British debt figure hasn't worked. The debt figure is now ten percent higher than it was under labour, and has topped one trillion pounds for the first time in history.
"I know it soun...
Following what many believe to be examples of ridiculous and juvenile leadership styles from the Republican candidates on the debate trail as well as from the Democrats in Washington, Chuck Norris has decided to take the U.S. Presidency in 2013. No...