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Funny story: Lib Dems Sulking about Conservatives re-shuffle

Lib Dems Sulking about Conservatives re-shuffle

The Lib-Dems are Absolutely Not going to reshuffle themselves and give roles to more lady M.Ps in the government because the ladies are not present in great enough numbers to properly shuffle about, an exasperated spokesperson said this morning.
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Funny story: People Indecisive Over Marmite Fast-tracked Into Politics

People Indecisive Over Marmite Fast-tracked Into Politics

In 2013, anyone that claimed they weren't fussed if you put Marmite on their toast were fast-tracked into British political parties, to ensure their incredible indecisiveness and bullshitting talents did not go to waste. Last year, countless membe...
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Funny story: Cyril Smith Was Not Fat - B.M.A. Report Shocker

Cyril Smith Was Not Fat - B.M.A. Report Shocker

Quirky deceased Rochdale Liberal M.P. Cyril Smith was not fat according to a report commisioned by the Dead Politicians Research Committee. Investigations into his death reveal that he was simply not as tall as he should have been. Cyril should ha...
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Funny story: Nick Clegg mobbed by screaming girls at Liberal Democrats conference

Nick Clegg mobbed by screaming girls at Liberal Democrats conference

Liberal democrat-fever has hit sky-high records in the town of York this past weekend where the spring Liberal Democrat conference is taking place. The party arrived by coach where screaming and adoring fans were waiting holding banners and begging f...
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Funny story: Lib Dem MP 'Storms, floods punishment from God for voting 'no' to AV in referendum'

Lib Dem MP 'Storms, floods punishment from God for voting 'no' to AV in referendum'

There was consternation in the Liberal Democrats as an MP blogged 'The floods in Somerset are a warning from God - they are Divine retribution for the country rejecting the Alternative Vote system. It is clear that it is His will for the count...
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Funny story: College Professors May Very Well Be Liberal

College Professors May Very Well Be Liberal

According to a recent study, College professors may very well be pushing their Liberal agendas on college students. Published by A.Y.R.S [Are.You.Really.Surprised] Journal, the shocking results of their study may lead conservative parents in the...
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Funny story: A Press Conference of the Democratic "Party"

A Press Conference of the Democratic "Party"

In an unprecedented revelation, hardline Democrats announced today their actual (and quite obvious) opinions of such so-called "special interest" and "minority" groups as homosexuals, blacks and women. Considering all they have been doing for dec...
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Funny story: Lib Dem Discordia

Lib Dem Discordia

Cruise ship Lib Dem Discordia, now lying off the coast of Scotland - having overturned in a misadventure - is hopefully to be put back on an even keel in a major salvage operation starting today. Whilst these efforts are being made to roll the shi...
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Funny story: Huhne Prison Diary Day 22

Huhne Prison Diary Day 22

Dear Diary, Thank god I'm not in that hell-hole of a place Wandsworth anymore. It was a nightmare to be in there. All I could hear were the little lambs screaming every night and there was nothing that could take their screams away. Now all I can hear is their silence and it's so peaceful. Now I'm residing at her majesty's pleasure in an 'Open Prison' which is completely different from Wan...
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Funny story: Museum of London Lib Dem in a box Exhibit criticized

Museum of London Lib Dem in a box Exhibit criticized

"Are there still Lib Dems in London?" ''Are the Lib Dems a protest party?" Nearly 4 years after the Coalition formed, there is no more sensitive an issue in British life as the role of Lib Dems. With fewer than 10,000 Lib Dem members among the UK...
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Funny story: Michael Douglas wins Eastleigh By-Election

Michael Douglas wins Eastleigh By-Election

"I'm the MP for Eastleigh!" "No, I'm the MP for Eastleigh!" - Hollywood star wins historic victory Holywood star, Michael Douglas, has become the surprise winner of the Eastleigh Byelection. Full name, Michael Douglas Thorton, is best known for...
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Funny story: By-election result 'a furious ball of nothing'

By-election result 'a furious ball of nothing'

Voters in Eastleigh are today counting the cost at yet another hyped election that fizzled into a complete let-down. Political pundits have reflected that this one initially promised so much colour, then failed to deliver. There were several joke...
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Funny story: Lord Feelyfoxy Scandal Explained

Lord Feelyfoxy Scandal Explained

The scandal of Lib Dem Lord Feelyfoxy has been explained by Lib Dem leader Nick Clogg in an exclusive interview with Spoof. The problem of poor communication at Lib Dem Headquarters stems from the poor resources of the Party. Unable to afford inte...
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Funny story: "Has The Octopus Struck Again?" Cable Asks Clegg in wake of Lib Dem scandal

"Has The Octopus Struck Again?" Cable Asks Clegg in wake of Lib Dem scandal

Vince Cable and Nick Clegg have denied all knowledge of the allegations that 'The Human Octopus' had been groping the Lib Dem women activists. However, Clegg was 'outed' by Channel 4 when they published a stream of email correspondents between th...
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Funny story: IDS thinks shelf stacking more important than Geology

IDS thinks shelf stacking more important than Geology

Work and Pensions secretary Iain Duncan Smith has said that people should not think that they are too good to work for free in supermarkets on the governments back to work scheme. He told the Andrew Marr program this morning that the government would...
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Funny story: Don Valley Stadium fights back for Nick Clegg

Don Valley Stadium fights back for Nick Clegg

Despite facing possible closure as a result of government stupidity, Sheffield's Don Valley Stadium has shown its mettle by coming out fighting in order to save Nick Clegg. A spokesman for the stadium, Donald Valley (no relation) said that while t...
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Funny story: Captive breeding centre to open in Ashford, Kent

Captive breeding centre to open in Ashford, Kent

In a first for medical science the Deputy Prime Minister will today open a captive breeding centre in Ashford. The centre will provide a habitat for lonely Liberal Democrat voters and hope to produce the next generation of Lib Dem voters. "I'm ve...
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Funny story: Nick Clegg Apologises...Again

Nick Clegg Apologises...Again

The Liberal Democrats have finally come up with a tactic that might see them claw some of their respectability back. Most likely it will just reinforce people's opinions of them (being spineless, EU kissing, wankers) but it might not. Following the success of Nick Clegg's apology over tuition fees they have decided to get him to apologise for other things as well. We at Back and to the Lef...
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