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Funny story: Mother tells Gallagher brothers to sort it out with 'Trial By Combat'

Mother tells Gallagher brothers to sort it out with 'Trial By Combat'

London - Peggy Gallagher has told her two 'cretin' sons to kiss 'n' make-up or sort it out via trial by combat in a modern re-enactment of an ancient judicially sanctioned duel. A best-of-three-rounds joust could now take place near Tyburn Gate if...
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Funny story: Liam Gallagher Sues Himself

Liam Gallagher Sues Himself

In the latest twist in the never-ending Liam Gallagher saga, the pop star is reportedly suing himself, legal documents show. The suit accuses Gallagher of flagrant prattery, unseemly arseholery, and excessive knobheadery. The former Oasis fro...
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Funny story: Prince Harry Not Dating Blake Lively

Prince Harry Not Dating Blake Lively

Clarence House tonight issued an emphatic statement rubbishing media claims that Prince Harry is dating blonde US Gossip Girl TV star Blake Lively. Cynics claim that the rumours were deliberately circulated by Blake Lively's PR gurus in an attempt...
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Funny story: Liam Gallagher To Stop Being A Knob Head

Liam Gallagher To Stop Being A Knob Head

Speaking on the BBC's Football Focus programme ahead of today's Wembley FA Cup semi-final Manchester derby, mono-browed knuckle dragger, Liam Gallagher explained to the gullible and bewildered, that the whole Manchester United 'thing' went clear over...
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Funny story: Liam Keeps Beady Eye On Album Sales

Liam Keeps Beady Eye On Album Sales

Shy and retiring Ex-Oasis singer Liam Gallagher told fans to be patient this week as his new band 'Beady Eye' released their debut album 'Different Gear,Still Speeding' this week. 'The Music Press made a big deal of our first single bombing but what the F**k Do They Know?' said Liam. ' They're a set of W*****s the F*****g lot of 'em. The B*****d B***bags haven't got a clue. I'm the best F*****g...
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Funny story: Let's all write Beady Eye as BDI - Liam Gallagher will go Mental

Let's all write Beady Eye as BDI - Liam Gallagher will go Mental

Liam Gallagher's new brother-free band Beady Eye has now had their first gig and released their first single and album to mixed reviews. But it is the name of the reformed Oasis that I'm interested in. They could have carried on as Oasis - it's pretty much the same band with one (OK fairly important) member missing - but they decided to go for a new name and stop playing the old Oasis...
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Funny story: Liam Gallagher Dismisses Oasis Reunion Rumours

Liam Gallagher Dismisses Oasis Reunion Rumours

Ex Oasis frontman, Liam Gallagher, has laughed off rumours that the band are set to reunite, in a move that is sure to cause a huge sigh of relief to music fans everywhere. Dick The Mancunian Gobshite told NME reporter Alan Wilder "These fu*kin...
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Funny story: Shock Revelation - Liam Gallagher Only 5'8" Tall!

Shock Revelation - Liam Gallagher Only 5'8" Tall!

Liam Gallagher fans were left shocked, stunned, amazed, and in no small part deflated today by the earth-shattering revelation that Liam Gallagher is only 5'8" tall. The former hell raising Oasis frontman had kind of implied that he was a bit bigg...
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Funny story: Robin Williams to Rejoin Take That

Robin Williams to Rejoin Take That

It's the news an army of female Take That fans have been waiting for - Robin Williams, 59, is rejoining the world's gayest boy-band after many years in the wilderness following the groups acrimonious split in 1995. Since the split, Robin Williams...
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Funny story: Patrick Stewart And The Gallagher Brothers Out Of Oasis Go looking For James Corden

Patrick Stewart And The Gallagher Brothers Out Of Oasis Go looking For James Corden

The Metropolitan Police today revealed that they stopped and searched three men last night on suspicion of conspiracy to cause some serious physical damage to some fat bloke. The three men, named as Patrick Stewart, out of Star Trek with a baldy h...
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Funny story: After Patrick Stewart, James Corden Sets His Sights On Liam Gallagher

After Patrick Stewart, James Corden Sets His Sights On Liam Gallagher

It seems that funny fat bloke out of 'Lesbian Vampire Killers' James Corden, having successfully made Star Trek trooper Patrick Stewart look a bit of a twat, is raising the bar. Apparently he wants to have a go at former Oasis frontman and profess...
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Funny story: Peter Kay Says Liam Gallagher Couldn't Punch His Way Out Of A Wet Paper Bag

Peter Kay Says Liam Gallagher Couldn't Punch His Way Out Of A Wet Paper Bag

Bolton funnyman Peter Kay today shrugged off a barrage of insults and threats directed at him by Manchester City supporting "knob-head" who should know better at his age - Liam Gallagher. The ex-Oasis frontman has been running his gob off again, h...
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Funny story: Liam To Give His Side Of Oasis Break-Up (But Not Yet And Certainly Not To Us)

Liam To Give His Side Of Oasis Break-Up (But Not Yet And Certainly Not To Us)

Skoob news has learned that Liam Gallagher has decided to reveal his side of the story of events, when the band split on August 28th in Paris, as they were due to start a gig. But he says he won't divulge this information just yet, and that he cer...
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Funny story: New Oasis guitarist revealed as Paul Gallagher - Noel's older brother

New Oasis guitarist revealed as Paul Gallagher - Noel's older brother

Oasis, the rock super group have announced that their new lead guitarist will be Paul Gallagher. The band recently saw their songwriting guitarist, Noel Gallagher, quit the band following "altercations" between Noel and his brother Liam. However,...
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Funny story: Oasis cancel gig due to laryngitis making Liam Gallagher's voice sound better

Oasis cancel gig due to laryngitis making Liam Gallagher's voice sound better

English rock'n'roll stars Oasis had to pull out of the V Festival in Essex today, when an attack of laryngitis made singer Liam Gallagher's voice sound almost bearable. 'After a year on the road impersonating a schoolkid gargling Listerine out of...
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Funny story: Liam Gallagher To Bring Back Shell Suit

Liam Gallagher To Bring Back Shell Suit

One-time rock and roll hard man, Liam Gallagher, has launched his new clothing line 'Pretty Green' because he couldn't find the kind of clothes he likes in the high street. "It's mental man" the mouthy Mancunian told reporters today. "Primark used...
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Funny story: Jay Z Collaborates With Mosely and Gallagher Bites Back

Jay Z Collaborates With Mosely and Gallagher Bites Back

After murdering the Oasis hit 'Wonderwall', Jay Z has since confirmed he is to collaborate with local bitch slapper Max Mosely.
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Funny story: Gallaghers In Another Brawl

Gallaghers In Another Brawl

Oasis frontmen Liam and Noel Gallagher were last night, caught up in a backstage brawl after yesterdays Brit Awards.
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