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Labour looks forward to Boris’ “Brexit Dividend”

Funny story: Labour looks forward to Boris’ “Brexit Dividend”

Labour party members are secretly preparing for power after “Prime Minister” Theresa May refused at the weekend to back her Foreign Secretary’s continuing claim that there will be a “Brexit Dividend”. The continued and ever increasing claims eman...

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OMG! Sam Cam once dated Liam Fox, Jeremy *unt and David Laws before settling down with Big Dave

Funny story: OMG! Sam Cam once dated Liam Fox, Jeremy *unt and David Laws before settling down with Big Dave

London - A new book published this week lays bare Sam Cam's love life before she married her knight in shiny armour. It paints a vivid picture of a political groupie hardwired by DNA to land a top bloke. Some of her dates fell quickly by the wa...

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Ex-PM John Major squirms over latest paternity claims

Funny story: Ex-PM John Major squirms over latest paternity claims

London - Daft-as-brush ex-UK Prime Monster John Major is embroiled in a sordid DNA check on some 'bastards' who've tested positive to be his brats. At a Chatham House stink tank talk last night the hasbeen waxed lyrical about the US-UK 'special re...

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Adam Werritty Ditches Foxy For Unusual New Job

Funny story: Adam Werritty Ditches Foxy For Unusual New Job

The whereabouts of the illusive Adam Werrity has been revealed and its a shocker that has taken the music world by storm. The reason for this is that Mr Werritty has ditched Liam Fox and joined... The Stone Roses. Mr Werrity was spotted in the lin...

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Werritty and Fox 'like Laurel & Hardy' at UFO alien summit

Funny story: Werritty and Fox 'like Laurel & Hardy' at UFO alien summit

London - Videoed by International Space Station astronauts the dodgy and buffoonish Tory stand-up double act was captured negotiating crucial Space Treaty terms with some Persian-looking aliens and a Mexican drug cartel hitman. The summit onboard...

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Oh, Jesme, you married a tosspot...

Funny story: Oh, Jesme, you married a tosspot...

London - The usual Basil Brush-ish chirpiness has suddenly vanished overnight Chez Renard et Femme Jesme. Graphic stuff about the UK Defence Secretary and a portly, sans-culottes buffoonish chap called Werritty have suddenly popped up in an Urania...

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Latest 'Spooks' series cancels 'body-in-bag' episode amid fears over Werritty lookalike actor

Funny story: Latest 'Spooks' series cancels 'body-in-bag' episode amid fears over Werritty lookalike actor

London - Critics had already complained that the last episode's plotline was too close to the bone amid many unanswered questions about MI6 cryptographer Dr Gareth Williams' unexplained death. This morning the seventh and final Spooks offering was...

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Hellfire Club paid Adam Werritty expenses?

Funny story: Hellfire Club paid Adam Werritty expenses?

London - Did the Illuminati's West End fun spot finance hotels and flights used by the buffoonish twerp on his Foxy foreign jollies? Reports this evening say the Club's credit card statements show uninhibited plastic bashing by the VIP cardholder...

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PM demands Fox report

Funny story: PM demands Fox report

Prime Minister David Cameron has today demanded a full public enquiry into what is now being called the Fox report. It is claimed that Defence Secretary Liam Fox may have granted unprecedented access to classified files and to ministerial privile...

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Liam Fox, rocking and rolling in the House of Commons while an MP gets in the groove on air guitar

There is nothing remotely humourous about being Secretary of State for Defence. It really isn't funny being Defence Secretary with two aircraft carriers on order but with no planes to fly off said carriers. Neither is it funny when your department sacks 42 Warrant Officers by email. Even less funny that one WO received the email while on active duty. It definitely is not a laughing matter...

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Defence Budget Hole

Funny story: Defence Budget Hole

Defence Minister Liam Fox explained today that the holes in the Defence Budget due to incorrect procurements would be filled by an all night sitting in the House of Lords. 'For too long we have been paying too much for our procurements and some th...

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Right, Royal rumpus over RAF closures

Funny story: Right, Royal rumpus over RAF closures

It is reported that HM the Queen is angry that other royals are fighting a rearguard action to save the RAF bases at Kinloss and Lossiemouth on the Moray Firth, Scotland. Philip of Macedoine is reported to have blasted the Secretary of Defence, Li...

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Military cops search MoD HQ after Foxtons secret clients list leak

Funny story: Military cops search MoD HQ after Foxtons secret clients list leak

London - (Rioters): A military police search of the Ministry of Defence HQ in Whitehall is underway to establish the identity of whoever leaked Foxtons property firm's secret client list. Described as a 'highly sensitive and valuable' database the...

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Defence Minister Warns Over Cuts

Funny story: Defence Minister Warns Over Cuts

News that the Government plans to cut the amount of "XBox Live" points given to the Army to play "Call Of Duty" has caused controversy. Defence Secretary Liam Fox has warned "The threat from Call Of Duty 2: Modern Warfare is very real. If our troo...

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Fox denies mauling Sir Jock Stirrup

Funny story: Fox denies mauling Sir Jock Stirrup

London - (Vermin): The top suspect in last week's horrendous twins attack has been at it again. Defence Scretary Dr Liam Fox was accused today of being behind the 'ritual mauling' of chief of defence staff Air Chief Marshal Sir Jock Stirrup. Po...

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