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Funny story: Random Acts of Football (Part 1) Poland v England

Random Acts of Football (Part 1) Poland v England

The England v Poland World Cup qualifying match was postponed on Tuesday October 16th after heavy rain. The Stadium, purpose built for the Euro 2012 tournament held in Poland and Ukraine during the summer, has a roof but never used it. The match was rearranged for 4pm the following day, ending in a 1-1 draw. One match at Euro 2012, between co-hosts Ukraine and France, was suspended due to heavy...
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Funny story: LA Galaxy to bid for London Olympic Stadium

LA Galaxy to bid for London Olympic Stadium

Major League Soccer side LA Galaxy have joined the bidding process to play at the Olympic Stadium in East London, England. They join bids from local football franchises West Ham United and Leyton Orient, plus one from Formula One chief Bernie Ecc...
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Funny story: Football Gossip - League One Special 8th September 2012

Football Gossip - League One Special 8th September 2012

Swindon Town 0 Leyton Orient 1 The O's end the 23 home match unbeaten run of Swindon. I imagine Paulo Di Canio has promised to sack all of the players and make them train in their undies on one of the towns many roundabouts unless they apologize and write 100 lines 'I MUST DO BETTER' Crewe Alexandra 0 Tranmere Rovers 0 The first goalless draw at Gresty Road in over a year saw Tranmere drop t...
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Funny story: My 'You Had to be there' Moments' W/e September 1st 2012

My 'You Had to be there' Moments' W/e September 1st 2012

Saturday Arrive at Leyton Orient at 2.45pm to attend a home match for the first in three years. Due to a serious traffic accident on the A406, opponents Hartlepool are delayed and at 3.30pm the match is officially cancelled. (Its a shame their are no Olympic Lanes on the A406) Ironically, in April I wrote a spoof about Orient fans getting lost on route to Hartlepool. Wednesday After tellin...
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Funny story: West Ham awarded Olympic Stadium - but with conditions attached

West Ham awarded Olympic Stadium - but with conditions attached

The Olympic Steering Committee (or is that Beering committee) have finally come to a decision as to which football team will move into the white elephant that is the Olympic Stadium in Stratford. The committee have agreed that West Ham United will...
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Funny story: Leyton Orient apply for Olympic Stadium groundshare with West Ham

Leyton Orient apply for Olympic Stadium groundshare with West Ham

Leyton Orient chairman Barry Hearn has confirmed that his League One club will be applying for a groundshare of the Olympic Stadium with neighbours West Ham United. The Olympic Back Slapping Committee will meet to decide in the weeks leading up to...
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Funny story: Orient to forfeit Hartlepool match after turning up to wrong Victoria Park?

Orient to forfeit Hartlepool match after turning up to wrong Victoria Park?

Leyton Orients League One survival hopes were thrown into chaos this morning when it was revealed they may have to forfeit Saturdays match v Hartlepool after the club coach driver initially took them to the wrong Victoria Park. Instead of the Monk...
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Funny story: Transfer Window: Lionel Messi joins Leyton Orient on two month loan

Transfer Window: Lionel Messi joins Leyton Orient on two month loan

In an amazing turn of events today, Leyton Orient pulled off the transfer coup of the January window and possibly the millenium when O's chairman Barry Hearn announced to a packed to the rafters press conference in the club's Olympic suite that newl...
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Funny story: Transfer Window: French club Lorient join race for Tevez

Transfer Window: French club Lorient join race for Tevez

Lorient of French Ligue 1 have initiated talks to sign Carlos Tevez after talks with Paris Saint-Germain broke down. An insider at the French Ligue one club told the spoof "We don't have the money to pay his transfer fee or wages but we didn't wa...
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Funny story: BBC replace Football League Show with Hackney Marshes 'kickabout'

BBC replace Football League Show with Hackney Marshes 'kickabout'

The BBC Football League Show featuring all the goals from the championship, league one and league two has been axed by the BBC over ongoing budget cuts to the corporation, which led to the Christmas and New Year editions being cancelled. "HELLO TO...
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Funny story: Blackburn boss Steve Kean named 'Manager of The Year'

Blackburn boss Steve Kean named 'Manager of The Year'

Under fire Blackburn Rovers boss has been named 'Manager Of The Year' after an amazing 3-2 win on December 31st at Old Trafford, the home of world famous Manchester United. Dignified Scottish slap head Kean scooped the prize after the incredible...
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Funny story: Arsenal v Orient, Man City v Villa Matches End In Results

Arsenal v Orient, Man City v Villa Matches End In Results

Two FA Cup matches were played to a conclusion Wednesday evening, with the winners proceeding to the quarter-finals of the venerable competition. Aristocratic Arsenal - the 'Gunners' - of the Premier League, either defeated or were beaten by Leyto...
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Funny story: Slade Plots Arsenal Downfall

Slade Plots Arsenal Downfall

Oldies but Goldies group Slade are doing all they can to help underdogs Leyton Orient in their FA Cup replay with Arsenal tonight. Although they hail from the Black Country, the glam rockers have a lot of affection for the East London club as they...
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Funny story: Leyton Orient Could Beat Barcelona, Says Football 'Expert'

Leyton Orient Could Beat Barcelona, Says Football 'Expert'

A senior football expert has said that English League One side Leyton Orient would beat Spanish giants Barcelona if they ever came up against them, it has been reported. The claim, from football expert Moys Kenwood, came after the Brisbane Road ou...
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Funny story: Leeds United: Extra Point "Rubbish" Says Bates

Leeds United: Extra Point "Rubbish" Says Bates

Leeds United officials have described as "rubbish" claims made by The Spoof writer Monkey Woods, that the Yorkshire club has been awarded a precious bonus point by the Football Association...
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