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Funny story: McDonalds Has Added The iBurger To Its Menu

McDonalds Has Added The iBurger To Its Menu

OAK BROOK, Illinois - The McDonald's Corporation has always looked upon itself as being on the cutting edge on new menu items and its newly developed iBurger looks to be a sure winner. Nancy Zabeletta, a spokesperson for the fast food franchise gi...
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Funny story: Man Finds Lettuce From 1987 In His Refrigerator

Man Finds Lettuce From 1987 In His Refrigerator

Philadelphia, PA-- A local man is in the hospital tonight after eating something very old from the back of his refrigerator. Eddie Spaghetti apparently ate some lettuce that was purchased all the way back in 1987. The awful meal landed him in the IC...
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Funny story: NIH: Iceberg Lettuce "Useless"

NIH: Iceberg Lettuce "Useless"

Special to INS - During his weekly press briefing, Gerhard Veracity, a spokesman for the National Institutes of Health (NIH), said that consuming iceberg lettuce is a "useless exercise in mastication" and that you "might as well eat wet wallboard, un...
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Funny story: Joe Biden Has Head Transplant With Iceberg Lettuce

Joe Biden Has Head Transplant With Iceberg Lettuce

Washington, DC-- Vice-President Joe Biden has checked into a local hospital for an unusual operation. The silly Veep is having a head transplant done with an head of lettuce, purchased from a local produce store. Biden's current head was recently d...
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