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Funny story: OMG, someone's put a slug in Courtney Stodden's lettuce bikini

OMG, someone's put a slug in Courtney Stodden's lettuce bikini

Washington DC - Something slimy has creeped its way out of Courtney Stodden's Butterhead lettuce bikini during a vegan beauty parade. And nibbled a hole in the Iceberg leaves that barely cover the TV star's 44DD bikini cups. TV cameramen filmi...
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Funny story: McDonalds Has Added The iBurger To Its Menu

McDonalds Has Added The iBurger To Its Menu

OAK BROOK, Illinois - The McDonald's Corporation has always looked upon itself as being on the cutting edge on new menu items and its newly developed iBurger looks to be a sure winner. Nancy Zabeletta, a spokesperson for the fast food franchise gi...
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Funny story: NIH: Iceberg Lettuce "Useless"

NIH: Iceberg Lettuce "Useless"

Special to INS - During his weekly press briefing, Gerhard Veracity, a spokesman for the National Institutes of Health (NIH), said that consuming iceberg lettuce is a "useless exercise in mastication" and that you "might as well eat wet wallboard, un...
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