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Funny story: RSVP vacations for lesbians

RSVP vacations for lesbians

Gay News: More than 2,000 lesbian travelers will sail from Port Everglades on an amazing RSVP sex-filled Vacations' seven-night Caribbean cruise aboard Holyland New Castle Line's ms Wonderland Adventure. In anticipation, the venomous cruise ship w...
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Funny story: Father wants to marry his lesbian daughter to a man

Father wants to marry his lesbian daughter to a man

Money tycoon, Charles Lee, made global headlines in September 2012 when he offered £40m to any man who can convince his lesbian daughter, Cinderella Lee, to marry. The 57-year-old then doubled the money offering any bachelor $1billion (£80m) aft...
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Funny story: Male impersonator calls it quits

Male impersonator calls it quits

After 3 years, Male impersonator Jane Barley is hanging up her sky diving jumpsuit. Most of her loyal fans have found their way into the obituary. "Nowadays, drugged out teens are into "Jimmy Pop," a teen singer from the music group New Kids on t...
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Funny story: Lesbian festival hits London

Lesbian festival hits London

Lesbians in London Festival will run from 24 June to 9 July, with the official opening at Tate Britain which celebrates their new exhibition Lesbian & Hope. They will be hosting various events across London like the dunking for squids tourname...
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Funny story: Lesbian incorporates dance move during prison performance

Lesbian incorporates dance move during prison performance

Be Be See News: A leading choreographer has accused Lizzy the lesbian of "borrowing" a dance move, after the Butch Dike dancer launched a charity performamce in the Banger Prison, in Liverpool. The dance resembles a rodeo horse ride. According...
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Funny story: Six Trump Supporters Locked In Their Car For Three Hours

Six Trump Supporters Locked In Their Car For Three Hours

Washington D.C. (The Daily Beast): Six supporters of President Donald Trump are recovering after being locked in their car for three hours this morning. They were rescued by a 90 year old African-American lesbian who was walking by and noticed two o...
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Funny story: Male bias in building mens' toilets discovered

Male bias in building mens' toilets discovered

Following revelations from Dutch researchers that office thermostats are set based on the metabolism of a 40 year old 154 pound man (called Stan) and his pet gorilla called Eric, lesbian researchers in Reykjavik have made another startling discovery. Extensive research shows that male toilets throughout the world have been designed with the needs of males of all ages in mind with total disregar...
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Funny story: Navratilova upstages Djokovic and Nishikori at U. S. Open

Navratilova upstages Djokovic and Nishikori at U. S. Open

ONLY IN AMERICA - Martina Navratilova, known as much for her lesbianism as for her tennis, upstaged both Novak Djokovic and Keri Nishikori at the U. S. Open when Navratilova proposed to her long-time girlfriend, Julia Lemigova." The magic mome...
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Funny story: Rosie and Ellen "Delighted" that Miss Spain is gay

Rosie and Ellen "Delighted" that Miss Spain is gay

THE REIGN IN, SPAIN -- In the wake of her recent Instagram announcement of her engagement to disk jockey Vanessa Cortes, former Miss Spain, Patricia ("Patty-Cakes") Yurena ("The Urinal") Rodriquez ("Rocky"), has created quite a furor among like-minde...
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Funny story: Children's Book 'Tale of Peter Cottontail' Critized for Lack of Species Diversity

Children's Book 'Tale of Peter Cottontail' Critized for Lack of Species Diversity

Chicago, IL - The Rainbow/PUSH Coalition and the American Civil Liberties Union, in conjunction with the Lesbian Gay Bisexual and Transgender community, are demanding that the children's book 'The Tale of Peter Cottontail' be rewritten to include a w...
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Funny story: Chelsea Clinton Pregnant With the anti-Christ

Chelsea Clinton Pregnant With the anti-Christ

Chelsea Clinton, the 34-year-old daughter of former wife cheater President Clinton and ex-Secretary of State and forgiving wife Hillary Rodham Clinton, announced Thursday that she and her husband, Marc Mezvinsky, are expecting the anti-Christ. Th...
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Funny story: Ellen DeGeneres To Donate Yuma's Lesbionic Statue To The City of San Francisco

Ellen DeGeneres To Donate Yuma's Lesbionic Statue To The City of San Francisco

HOLLYWOOD - Ellen DeGeneres and her wife Portia de Rossi recently purchased a statue from the city of Yuma, Arizona. The statue depicts three lesbianites hugging one another. The city of Yuma was instructed by Governor Jan Brewer to either destroy...
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Funny story: Donald Trump Says Kathy Griffin Looks Like Ann Coulter But With Red Hair

Donald Trump Says Kathy Griffin Looks Like Ann Coulter But With Red Hair

NEW YORK CITY - Donald Trump has certainly never been shy about speaking his mind and his latest spouting proves that. Trump speaking to a reporter with American Spotlight Magazine said that he truly feels that Kathy Griffin needs to retire from t...
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Funny story: The Lesbian Community Is Upset As World Famous Swimmer Diana Nyad Gets Plucked From American Idol

The Lesbian Community Is Upset As World Famous Swimmer Diana Nyad Gets Plucked From American Idol

HOLLYWOOD - There isn't much joy in the lesbian community as one of their champions, world famous swimmer Diana Nyad was the first Dancing With The Stars contestant to be sent home this season. Diana was paired up with Henry Byalikov who said afte...
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Funny story: Arizona Governor Jan Brewer Wants To Ban Same-Sex Couples From Visiting The Grand Canyon

Arizona Governor Jan Brewer Wants To Ban Same-Sex Couples From Visiting The Grand Canyon

PHOENIX - Jan Brewer, the lame duck governor of Arizona, has privately said that she is not leaving office without making some hellacious waves. Governor Brewer allegedly told a very close friend that she is serious about her anti-gay and anti-les...
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Funny story: Michigan Explains Why It Will Now Allow Same-Sex Marriages

Michigan Explains Why It Will Now Allow Same-Sex Marriages

ANN ARBOR, Michigan - The state of Michigan has just announced that it will now allow same sex couples [i.e. a guy and a guy or a gal and a gal] to enter into holy matrimony. The state's thousands of same-sexers cheered so loudly that people livin...
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Funny story: Katy Perry Addresses The Miley Cyrus Lesbian Marriage Rumors

Katy Perry Addresses The Miley Cyrus Lesbian Marriage Rumors

TARZANA, California - Katy Perry recently visited The Tarzan & Jane Petting Zoo in Tarzana. She said that she needed to get away from the press who have been hounding her ever since the infamous "kiss" with Miley Cyrus. Katy stated that Mi...
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Funny story: Pope Francis Says He'll Allow Same-Sex Marriages But Only If The Couple Donates $1,000 To The Church

Pope Francis Says He'll Allow Same-Sex Marriages But Only If The Couple Donates $1,000 To The Church

VATICAN CITY - Italy's El Vino News Agency is reporting that Pope Francis in an effort to reach a type of middle ground has made a new ruling on the same-sex marriage controversy. The pope speaking in the parking lot of a local Pompous Pizza Parlo...
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Harvey Weinstein ejaculated from Motion Picture Academy

In an emergency meeting of the Motion Pictue Academy, reviewing the sexual antics of Weinstein until, in a crescendo of passion, they ejaculated him all the way to New Jersey, land of the creeps.
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