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Funny story: Navratilova upstages Djokovic and Nishikori at U. S. Open

Navratilova upstages Djokovic and Nishikori at U. S. Open

ONLY IN AMERICA - Martina Navratilova, known as much for her lesbianism as for her tennis, upstaged both Novak Djokovic and Keri Nishikori at the U. S. Open when Navratilova proposed to her long-time girlfriend, Julia Lemigova." The magic mome...
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Funny story: Rosie and Ellen "Delighted" that Miss Spain is gay

Rosie and Ellen "Delighted" that Miss Spain is gay

THE REIGN IN, SPAIN -- In the wake of her recent Instagram announcement of her engagement to disk jockey Vanessa Cortes, former Miss Spain, Patricia ("Patty-Cakes") Yurena ("The Urinal") Rodriquez ("Rocky"), has created quite a furor among like-minde...
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Funny story: Post Office Begins Registering Sexual Orientation

Post Office Begins Registering Sexual Orientation

Washington, DC-- The post office has begun a new program to find out information about Americans' sexual orientation. The federal government wants to know how many gay people there are in the country so it can better service sexual minorities. Lett...
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Funny story: Children's Book 'Tale of Peter Cottontail' Critized for Lack of Species Diversity

Children's Book 'Tale of Peter Cottontail' Critized for Lack of Species Diversity

Chicago, IL - The Rainbow/PUSH Coalition and the American Civil Liberties Union, in conjunction with the Lesbian Gay Bisexual and Transgender community, are demanding that the children's book 'The Tale of Peter Cottontail' be rewritten to include a w...
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Funny story: Chelsea Clinton Pregnant With the anti-Christ

Chelsea Clinton Pregnant With the anti-Christ

Chelsea Clinton, the 34-year-old daughter of former wife cheater President Clinton and ex-Secretary of State and forgiving wife Hillary Rodham Clinton, announced Thursday that she and her husband, Marc Mezvinsky, are expecting the anti-Christ. Th...
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Funny story: Ellen DeGeneres To Donate Yuma's Lesbionic Statue To The City of San Francisco

Ellen DeGeneres To Donate Yuma's Lesbionic Statue To The City of San Francisco

HOLLYWOOD - Ellen DeGeneres and her wife Portia de Rossi recently purchased a statue from the city of Yuma, Arizona. The statue depicts three lesbianites hugging one another. The city of Yuma was instructed by Governor Jan Brewer to either destroy...
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Funny story: Donald Trump Says Kathy Griffin Looks Like Ann Coulter But With Red Hair

Donald Trump Says Kathy Griffin Looks Like Ann Coulter But With Red Hair

NEW YORK CITY - Donald Trump has certainly never been shy about speaking his mind and his latest spouting proves that. Trump speaking to a reporter with American Spotlight Magazine said that he truly feels that Kathy Griffin needs to retire from t...
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Funny story: The Lesbian Community Is Upset As World Famous Swimmer Diana Nyad Gets Plucked From American Idol

The Lesbian Community Is Upset As World Famous Swimmer Diana Nyad Gets Plucked From American Idol

HOLLYWOOD - There isn't much joy in the lesbian community as one of their champions, world famous swimmer Diana Nyad was the first Dancing With The Stars contestant to be sent home this season. Diana was paired up with Henry Byalikov who said afte...
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Funny story: Arizona Governor Jan Brewer Wants To Ban Same-Sex Couples From Visiting The Grand Canyon

Arizona Governor Jan Brewer Wants To Ban Same-Sex Couples From Visiting The Grand Canyon

PHOENIX - Jan Brewer, the lame duck governor of Arizona, has privately said that she is not leaving office without making some hellacious waves. Governor Brewer allegedly told a very close friend that she is serious about her anti-gay and anti-les...
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Funny story: Michigan Explains Why It Will Now Allow Same-Sex Marriages

Michigan Explains Why It Will Now Allow Same-Sex Marriages

ANN ARBOR, Michigan - The state of Michigan has just announced that it will now allow same sex couples [i.e. a guy and a guy or a gal and a gal] to enter into holy matrimony. The state's thousands of same-sexers cheered so loudly that people livin...
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Funny story: Katy Perry Addresses The Miley Cyrus Lesbian Marriage Rumors

Katy Perry Addresses The Miley Cyrus Lesbian Marriage Rumors

TARZANA, California - Katy Perry recently visited The Tarzan & Jane Petting Zoo in Tarzana. She said that she needed to get away from the press who have been hounding her ever since the infamous "kiss" with Miley Cyrus. Katy stated that Mi...
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Funny story: Pope Francis Says He'll Allow Same-Sex Marriages But Only If The Couple Donates $1,000 To The Church

Pope Francis Says He'll Allow Same-Sex Marriages But Only If The Couple Donates $1,000 To The Church

VATICAN CITY - Italy's El Vino News Agency is reporting that Pope Francis in an effort to reach a type of middle ground has made a new ruling on the same-sex marriage controversy. The pope speaking in the parking lot of a local Pompous Pizza Parlo...
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Funny story: Mixed Race Lesbian Stripper Opens Daycare In West Kansas

Mixed Race Lesbian Stripper Opens Daycare In West Kansas

The residents of Dullard Kansas have a new business in town, The Red Garter Daycamp and Childrens Self Discovery Center. The Center owned and operated by 24 year old Sugar Kane formerly of Kansas City Missouri, opened its doors on Monday and the kid...
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Funny story: An Angry Feminist Lesbian Looks at the Sunday Funnies

An Angry Feminist Lesbian Looks at the Sunday Funnies

Today we welcome what we are told will be a lighthearted and insightful column by our usual feminist commentator, Val-Grace MacDorkin. Take it away, Val! Many Lesbian Feminists miss out on opportunities to connect with the general public by overlooking popular culture. I will never do this, I love popular culture, so long as it involves no males. Today I am looking at the Sunday Funnies, or Co...
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Funny story: Rosie O'Donnell, Ellen DeGeneres, Jane Lynch, and Melissa Etheridge Plus 1 Million Lesbians Are Planning A Protest March In Phoenix

Rosie O'Donnell, Ellen DeGeneres, Jane Lynch, and Melissa Etheridge Plus 1 Million Lesbians Are Planning A Protest March In Phoenix

WEST HOLLYWOOD - Four high profile lesbians met at The Laughing Beaver Comedy Club in West Hollywood to discuss the amazing anti-gay and lesbian bill that the state of Arizona has just passed. Rosie O'Donnell and Ellen DeGeneres are the co-organiz...
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Funny story: The NFL Says Arizona Could End Up Losing Next Year's Super Bowl XLIX (49)

The NFL Says Arizona Could End Up Losing Next Year's Super Bowl XLIX (49)

NEW YORK CITY - A spokesperson for the National Football League said that the football commissioner is closely monitoring the situation in Arizona. Governor Jan Brewer, 69, of the Desert State is considering signing a bill which would allow busine...
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Funny story: Arizona Passes A Bill Stating That Businessess Can Refuse Gay and Lesbian Customers

Arizona Passes A Bill Stating That Businessess Can Refuse Gay and Lesbian Customers

PHOENIX - Governor Jan Brewer has just announced that the bill which allows merchants to refuse to have gays and lesbians in their stores has passed. Governor Brewer said that it is a great day in Arizona now that the bill known as The Fairy Shopp...
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Funny story: Thousands of Arizona Gays and Lesbians Say They Will Move To New Mexico

Thousands of Arizona Gays and Lesbians Say They Will Move To New Mexico

PHOENIX - The state of Arizona has just approved a bill which will allow business merchants to prohibit gays and lesbians from entering their stores. As a result thousands of Arizona gay and lesbian residents have stated that they are getting read...
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"I Made Up Global Warming" Admits Gore

"I needed a new campaign hook and that bit about me inventing the Internet just wasn't going to fly so I just thought up that one," said Al Gore, Nobel Prize winner and former Vice-President.

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