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Leprechauns Sue Notre Dame Over Offensive Mascot

Funny story: Leprechauns Sue Notre Dame Over Offensive Mascot

The organization, Leprechauns United to Conquer Knuckleheaded Yokels which is, also, known as LUCKY has declared war on the University of Notre Dame over its use of a mascot. LUCKY has threatened the University in many ways ranging from law suits to...

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Woody Allen Knocked Out By Girl Scout

Funny story: Woody Allen Knocked Out By Girl Scout

Apparently Comic, Movie Star, Writer Woody Allen was knocked out by a girl scout Monday as he refused to buy her cookies and made some mumbled remarks about what he thought about girl scouts and their cookies. "There was this funny man Monday morn...

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Sources Confirm Katie Holmes Not "Hunting Foxxes" But "Picking Willows"

Insiders have revealed new developments in recent rumors surrounding Katie Holmes and her alleged romance with Actor Jamie Foxx. Katie Holmes stated publicly this week that "Jamie and I are close. He is a wonderful confidant and we have become g...

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Tom Cruise descended from leprechauns

Funny story: Tom Cruise descended from leprechauns

Shergar, County Louse - The Hollywood actor's roots have been traced to degenerate fairy folk according to Irish gynecology - er... genealogy! - specialists at a Dublin PR ceremony this morning. "It's where you get your legendary stature from," an...

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Irish Leprechaun predicts future weather

We have all heard of the Pennsylvania Groundhog that predicts future weather patterns on Groundhog day but the Irish also have a weather predictor known as the "First Leprechaun". Every St. Bridget's Day, 1st of February, the first Leprechaun of...

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Twitter Sells Big Stake in Company to Leprechaun; Birdies Squawk

Funny story: Twitter Sells Big Stake in Company to Leprechaun; Birdies Squawk

They says it's not because of any kind of prejudice against the Irish, but Twitter birdies are most upset with the new financial backer of the company. In an exclusive interview with spoof reporter Gail Farrelly, the birds explained their reaso...

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Ireland's Answer to the Recession is 'Chasing Rainbows'. Literally

Funny story: Ireland's Answer to the Recession is 'Chasing Rainbows'. Literally

The Irish government has announced a new measure to tackle the country's financial woes; searching for pots of gold at the ends of rainbows. Michael McFlattery, the Irish government's Chief Economist, stated; 'Well, we had a wee think about it all...

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Giovanni Trapattoni: 'I'm Not God' - Fabio Capello: 'I am'

Funny story: Giovanni Trapattoni: 'I'm Not God' - Fabio Capello: 'I am'

Giovanni Trapattoni stated recently "I'm Not God", although Republic Of Ireland are doing pretty well at the moment, qualifying for Euro 2012. When asked if Trapattoni was almighty and all that, 3 out of 4 of the potential squad for the Euros sai...

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Leprechauns Might Save Irish Economy

Funny story: Leprechauns Might Save Irish Economy

In the wake of some of the worst economic news to hit Ireland for decades, record numbers of Irish people are laying traps hoping to catch the elusive leprechauns and make them hand over the gold in their possession. Some claim that the stores of gol...

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Leprechauns no longer able to promise pots of gold

Funny story: Leprechauns no longer able to promise pots of gold

The current economic crisis in Ireland has even spread to mythical beings. Ireland's leading leprechaun union, the ULI, have said they can no longer afford to leave pots of gold at the end of the rainbow. Instead, lucky people who reach the elusive r...

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Ghost housing estates in Ireland are too be offered to homeless Leprichauns and Polish potato pickers!

Funny story: Ghost housing estates in Ireland are too be offered to homeless Leprichauns and Polish potato pickers!

After the financial bubble burst upon the Emerald Island and everybody done a runner the houses that were built on massive estates are now standing empty. The Irish government in a desperate attempt to fill the houses have come up with a brilliant...

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Pixie Lott wants to go on Leprechaun Hunt at weekend

Funny story: Pixie Lott wants to go on Leprechaun Hunt at weekend

Pixie Lott actress,dancer ,singer-songwriter wants to go on the Leprechaun Hunt at the weekend in the small town of Carlingford in Ireland. Thousands of people will be invading Carlingford looking to capture little people this weekend. The Nationa...

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Lady Gaga orders the Worlds Biggest Leprechaun Hat for St Patricks Day

Funny story: Lady Gaga orders the Worlds Biggest Leprechaun Hat for St Patricks Day

Lady Gaga has ordered the Worlds Biggest Leprechaun Hat for St Patrick's Day. Famous for her collection of way out hats Lady Gaga will now be adding this special huge Leprechaun Hat to her ever growing collection. The singer and songwriter has ann...

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Rep. Kennedy Retires from Congress, Leprechaun Retires from The Spoof

Funny story: Rep. Kennedy Retires from Congress, Leprechaun Retires from The Spoof

When Patrick Kennedy of Rhode Island announced his retirement from the U. S. Congress, The Spoof's resident Irish leprechaun (pictured here) decided to follow suit, at least as far as work at The Spoof is concerned. He complains that he never...

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Europe Tells Ireland To Sell its Leprechaun Farms

Funny story: Europe Tells Ireland To Sell its Leprechaun Farms

Those bastards in Europe have warned Ireland that it needs to give them more pocket money to spend on building cycle lanes and say that the island nation must come up with the cash by selling off its leprechaun farms. That Portuguese bastard and E...

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Leprechauns hunted mercilessly, placed on endangered species list

Funny story: Leprechauns hunted mercilessly, placed on endangered species list

In an attempt to forestall the complete extinction of the species, the National Mythical Alliance has lobbied the Irish Government to protect the nation's remaining Leprechauns. The little people will be tranquilized by rifle darts, tagged with ra...

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Full body scanners used to divest Leprechauns of their gold

Funny story: Full body scanners used to divest Leprechauns of their gold

In a surprising twist, the new full body scanner technology has proved reliable in detecting which travelling Leprechauns are carrying gold coins on their persons. Airport screeners have already reaped a tidy sum by telling the Little People tha...

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Ask a Leprechaun, they never lie!

Funny story: Ask a Leprechaun, they never lie!

Question: Do Leprechauns ever lie? Leprechaun: Didn't you read the title, edjit? Question: You are asking me a question? Leprechaun: I get so sick of people and their inanities! Question: Okay, do you ever get chased by large squirrels? Leprechaun: You can forget your pot-o-gold for that one! Question: What are you smoking in that clay pipe? Leprechaun: None of your business.D...

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