We have all heard of the Pennsylvania Groundhog that predicts future weather patterns on Groundhog day but the Irish also have a weather predictor known as the "First Leprechaun".
Every St. Bridget's Day, 1st of February, the first Leprechaun of...
They says it's not because of any kind of prejudice against the Irish, but Twitter birdies are most upset with the new financial backer of the company.
In an exclusive interview with spoof reporter Gail Farrelly, the birds explained their reaso...
The Irish government has announced a new measure to tackle the country's financial woes; searching for pots of gold at the ends of rainbows.
Michael McFlattery, the Irish government's Chief Economist, stated; 'Well, we had a wee think about it all...
Giovanni Trapattoni stated recently "I'm Not God", although Republic Of Ireland are doing pretty well at the moment, qualifying for Euro 2012.
When asked if Trapattoni was almighty and all that, 3 out of 4 of the potential squad for the Euros sai...
In the wake of some of the worst economic news to hit Ireland for decades, record numbers of Irish people are laying traps hoping to catch the elusive leprechauns and make them hand over the gold in their possession. Some claim that the stores of gol...
The current economic crisis in Ireland has even spread to mythical beings. Ireland's leading leprechaun union, the ULI, have said they can no longer afford to leave pots of gold at the end of the rainbow. Instead, lucky people who reach the elusive r...
After the financial bubble burst upon the Emerald Island and everybody done a runner the houses that were built on massive estates are now standing empty.
The Irish government in a desperate attempt to fill the houses have come up with a brilliant...
Pixie Lott actress,dancer ,singer-songwriter wants to go on the Leprechaun Hunt at the weekend in the small town of Carlingford in Ireland. Thousands of people will be invading Carlingford looking to capture little people this weekend.
The Nationa...
Lady Gaga has ordered the Worlds Biggest Leprechaun Hat for St Patrick's Day. Famous for her collection of way out hats Lady Gaga will now be adding this special huge Leprechaun Hat to her ever growing collection.
The singer and songwriter has ann...
When Patrick Kennedy of Rhode Island announced his retirement from the U. S. Congress, The Spoof's resident Irish leprechaun (pictured here) decided to follow suit, at least as far as work at The Spoof is concerned.
He complains that he never...
Those bastards in Europe have warned Ireland that it needs to give them more pocket money to spend on building cycle lanes and say that the island nation must come up with the cash by selling off its leprechaun farms.
That Portuguese bastard and E...
In an attempt to forestall the complete extinction of the species, the National Mythical Alliance has lobbied the Irish Government to protect the nation's remaining Leprechauns.
The little people will be tranquilized by rifle darts, tagged with ra...
In a surprising twist, the new full body scanner technology has proved reliable in detecting which travelling Leprechauns are carrying gold coins on their persons.
Airport screeners have already reaped a tidy sum by telling the Little People tha...
Question: Do Leprechauns ever lie?
Leprechaun: Didn't you read the title, edjit?
Question: You are asking me a question?
Leprechaun: I get so sick of people and their inanities!
Question: Okay, do you ever get chased by large squirrels?
Leprechaun: You can forget your pot-o-gold for that one!
Question: What are you smoking in that clay pipe?
Leprechaun: None of your business.D...
Economic storm tossed Ireland today called for the country's leprechauns to join together in finding as many pots of gold as possible, in order to bring stability to their failing bank system.
Prime Minister Ailhaire O'Cannaghan pleaded with the...
The fair green isle of Oirland is to ban leprechauns in a bid to remove the unsightly little bastards who have been threatening small children, sheep and old ladies.
Some believe the move is more aimed at the government's attempts to get their han...
Ireland is a nation that stands proudly with the rest of Europe when it comes to highly skilled, well educated workers. Its youths, while too young to work, prove they will be upstanding citizens by competing strongly against England and Scotland for...
LONDON. In an extreme attempt to keep up, and go beyond, equal opportunity laws, Richard Branson - the enigmatic leader of the Virgin Group - has hired several mythical creatures under the advice of the now redundant JK Rowling.