Streets outside offices will soon become much more noisy if the anti-smoking lobby get their latest suggestion passed into law.
"What we want to do," said Ashley Holden, "is to have smokers warn healthy people who happen to be walking near by. Our...
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Mr Arbudnot of Frampton would like to thank all those that searched for his nose at the gala weekend. It was found in the gents urinal tent by Mr Peasmould who handed it back with a new piece of sticky plaster.
Edith Moore sends apologies if she was a bit flaky at the baking day last month in Morpeth.
Kellogs corn flakes will not be served at t...
At last Mel Gibson has sought help for his leprosy problem.
A celebrity leper colony had it's opening ceremony performed yesterday in Burbank, Hollywood.
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