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Funny story: Unstoppable computer virus "Clivey Dee" will strike Xmas Eve!

Unstoppable computer virus "Clivey Dee" will strike Xmas Eve!

WASHINGTON, D.C. (ABSNN) - Secretary of Defense Leon Panetta called the first ever "Emergency Press Conference" to inform reporters and the American Public that "A horrendous, unstoppable computer retro-virus will strike every English speaking comput...
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Funny story: Obama sends SEAL Team One for Romney's head!

Obama sends SEAL Team One for Romney's head!

SEAL TEAM I BASE, CORONADO CA (ABSNN) - President Barack Obama has ordered US Navy SEAL Team I to "get Romney, no matter the cost in innocent lives." LT Josh Ning, PAO at the SEAL Base in Coronado, California, told reporters Saturday afternoon t...
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Funny story: President Obama Tells Troops To Spike The Ball When They Kill Taliban Insurgents

President Obama Tells Troops To Spike The Ball When They Kill Taliban Insurgents

BILLINGSGATE POST - The Pentagon is currently deciding what disciplinary action will be taken for President Obama's gloating over his successful assassination of Osama bin Laden twelve months ago. Just recently, the four Marines snipers who were p...
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Funny story: Barack Obama's Original Birth Certificate Found In Bin Laden's Safe: Buried At Sea

Barack Obama's Original Birth Certificate Found In Bin Laden's Safe: Buried At Sea

BILLINGSGATE POST: Although most insiders believe that President Obama ordered SEAL Team 6 to execute Osama Bin Laden because of the upcoming Presidential election this November, BILLINGSGATE private investigator, Detrick "Dirty Trick" Detwiler, unc...
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Emperor Finally Issues A "Secure Borders" Edict

Barack I degreed today all borders of the US Empire shall be sealed to prevent entry of the "undesirable alien" Bibi Netanyahu. Chief of Secret Storm Troopers, Eric Holder, will personally enforce it.
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