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Give up Fox News for Lent? No, never! Not this Troglodyte!

Funny story: Give up Fox News for Lent? No, never! Not this Troglodyte!

My priest, Monsignor Felix Fyodore Ayonsokopsosky, told me I should give up Fox News for Lent. "You have been acting very strange lately, my son. You need to quit watching Fox News. You look terrible. You smell worse than terrible. You've become paranoid schizophrenic. It's made you a cave dweller," Monsignor Ayonsokopsosky told me after confession. "But Father Ayonsokopsosky, Fox News has b...

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Pope Gives Up Being Good At His Job For Lent

Funny story: Pope Gives Up Being Good At His Job For Lent

ROME-In an announcement this morning to the St. Petersburg Square, Pope Francis stated that this year for lent he would be giving up being 'good at his job'. "I think it would be a good change of pace for me to neglect the poor, sick, and LGB...

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Pope Giving up Lent for Lent

Funny story: Pope Giving up Lent for Lent

Pope Francis has stated that this year he will give up chastity, indulge in gluttony, and observe Lent by doing all the things he thinks about all year but never gets to do. In an unprecedented statement, the forward thinking pontiff explained that L...

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Don't Fry for Me Argentina

Funny story: Don't Fry for Me Argentina

Following one of the longest and largest Carnival celebrations this year, filled with fried pastries and deep fried potatoes and meats, the Argentinean Medical Board is urging all residents to make healthier food choices during Lent. Commenting on...

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Fat Tuesday Doughnut Eating Contest Ends in Horror

Funny story: Fat Tuesday Doughnut Eating Contest Ends in Horror

Commemorating the last day before Ash Wednesday and the start of the Christian celebration of Lent, Polish Americans gathered in Hamtramck, Michigan for one last doughnut binge before 40 days of Lenten self sacrifice. The scheduled jelly doughnut ea...

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Pancake Day History Remembered

Funny story: Pancake Day History Remembered

Well, it's here once more: Pancake Day, the day we all ask Mum to dust down her cooking utensils, and flip us a pancake or two so that we can all enjoy a treat and remember why it is we all eat pancakes in the first place. Pancakes were first flip...

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God Gives Up Acts of God for Lent This Year

Funny story: God Gives Up Acts of God for Lent This Year

The billions of people whose lives get disrupted, sometimes maimed and even terminated by acts of god like hurricanes, tornados, tsunamis, fallen trees, meteors, airplanes and flocks of geese will be relieved to learn that God has announced that acts...

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