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Arizona Sheriff Joe Arpaio Explains Why He Said No To Dancing With The Stars

Funny story: Arizona Sheriff Joe Arpaio Explains Why He Said No To Dancing With The Stars

MARICOPA COUNTY, Arizona - The self-proclaimed Toughest Sheriff in America, Joe "Pinky" Arpaio has said that he turned down an offer to appear as a contestant on this season's edition of Dancing With The Stars. Sheriff "Pinky" Arpaio, received his...

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Dancing With The Stars Is Not Happy With New Co-Host Erin Andrews and She May Be Dancing Out The Door Pretty Soon

Funny story: Dancing With The Stars Is Not Happy With New Co-Host Erin Andrews and She May Be Dancing Out The Door Pretty Soon

HOLLYWOOD - The producers of Dancing With The Stars are not happy with Brooke Burke-Charvet's replacement Erin Andrews. Word from the set of DWTS is that the 5-foot-10-inch Erin towers over everyone including most of the male celebrities and male...

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The Lesbian Community Is Upset As World Famous Swimmer Diana Nyad Gets Plucked From American Idol

Funny story: The Lesbian Community Is Upset As World Famous Swimmer Diana Nyad Gets Plucked From American Idol

HOLLYWOOD - There isn't much joy in the lesbian community as one of their champions, world famous swimmer Diana Nyad was the first Dancing With The Stars contestant to be sent home this season. Diana was paired up with Henry Byalikov who said afte...

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Dancing With The Stars' Len "The Grouchy Grouch" Goodman Says Mark Ballas Better Cut His Silly-Looking Hairdo Or It'll Affect His Score

Funny story: Dancing With The Stars' Len "The Grouchy Grouch" Goodman Says Mark Ballas Better Cut His Silly-Looking Hairdo Or It'll Affect His Score

HOLLYWOOD - There is perhaps no one on American television who is more ornery, more cantankerous, and more hated than Dancing With The Stars judge Len "The Grouchy Grouch" Goodman. The 69-year-old Englishman (who looks 89) is perhaps one of the mo...

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Is Dancing With The Stars' Mark Ballas Hiding A Woodchuck Underneath His Humongous Hairdo

Funny story: Is Dancing With The Stars' Mark Ballas Hiding A Woodchuck Underneath His Humongous Hairdo

HOLLYWOOD - Mark Ballas started season 18 of Dancing With The Stars with a big bang. The pro dancer who is paired with Candace Cameron Bure who appeared in the TV series Full House, took second place with 25 points out of a possible 30. Bruno "...

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CNN Could Be Hiring Ricky Gervais To Replace Piers Morgan

Funny story: CNN Could Be Hiring Ricky Gervais To Replace Piers Morgan

NEW YORK CITY - Several news agencies are reporting that CNN is desperate to get back on top of the television network ratings chart. An unnamed source told TV ClickerWorld's Hoopla Diddy that one of the reasons why Morgan was let go was due to hi...

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Brooke Burke-Charvet Explains Why She Was Fired From Dancing With The Stars

Funny story: Brooke Burke-Charvet Explains Why She Was Fired From Dancing With The Stars

HOLLYWOOD - Brooke Burke-Charvet served as the co-host for the dance show Dancing With The Stars for 8 seasons and then all of sudden she was fired without notice. The producers of the show simply said that it was an oversight on their part and th...

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Kay Robertson of Duck Dynasty Has Agreed To Be A Contestant On Dancing With The Stars

Funny story: Kay Robertson of Duck Dynasty Has Agreed To Be A Contestant On Dancing With The Stars

HOLLYWOOD - The producers of Dancing With The Stars are happier than Miley Cyrus at a nude convention as they have just signed Duck Dynasty's Phil Robertson's wife Miss Kay to appear on the next edition of the popular dance show. DWTS Producer Ber...

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Joan Rivers Says No To Appearing On Dancing With The Stars

Funny story: Joan Rivers Says No To Appearing On Dancing With The Stars

NEW YORK CITY - Joan Rivers prides herself in being known as the Queen of Mean. And she has certainly demonstrated that she has some big far reaching claws on many occasions. The 80-year-old comedian was recently asked by the producers of the hit...

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Duck Dynasty's Phil Robertson Asked To Appear On Next Season's Dancing With The Stars

Funny story: Duck Dynasty's Phil Robertson Asked To Appear On Next Season's Dancing With The Stars

HOLLYWOOD - Dancing With The Stars co-host Tom Bergeron has confirmed that Phil Robertson star of Duck Dynasty has in fact been asked by the DWTS producers to appear on next season's edition of the hit dance show. Bergeron noted that Robertson wou...

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Len Goodman Returns To Dancing With The Stars and He Is Soundly Booed By The Studio Audience

Funny story: Len Goodman Returns To Dancing With The Stars and He Is Soundly Booed By The Studio Audience

HOLLYWOOD - Len Goodman, known as the Grouchy Grouch, is perhaps one of the most hated judges in the history of music and dance competition shows. Many Dancing With The Stars fans feel that the old, bitter Englishman makes fellow Brit Simon Cowell...

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Snooki Is Considering Filing A Lawsuit Against Dancing With The Star's Head Judge Len Goodman

Funny story: Snooki Is Considering Filing A Lawsuit Against Dancing With The Star's Head Judge Len Goodman

NEW YORK CITY - Snooki Polizzi is reportedly still upset at having been eliminated from Dancing With The Stars. The 4-foot-7-inch reality show celebrity says that she places the blame entirely on the old British fogey judge Len Goodman. Snooki...

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Dancing With The Stars Is Considering Replacing Len Goodman With Cher

Funny story: Dancing With The Stars Is Considering Replacing Len Goodman With Cher

HOLLYWOOD - The audience, the judges, the viewers, and especially the dancers were all very happy that judge Len "The Grouchy Grouch" Goodman was not in attendance for the latest edition of Dancing With The Stars. The shows producers asked Cher to...

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Dancing With The Stars Eliminates Valerie Harper AKA Rhoda

Funny story: Dancing With The Stars Eliminates Valerie Harper AKA Rhoda

HOLLYWOOD - The latest celebrity member to get sent home from Dancing With The Stars is Valerie Harper. Valerie and her partner Tristan MacManus danced to the theme song from her hit sitcom Rhoda. Harper did good considering she is 74-years-old...

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Dancing With The Stars: The Former NFL Player Is The First One Kicked Off The Show

Funny story: Dancing With The Stars: The Former NFL Player Is The First One Kicked Off The Show

HOLLYWOOD - Season 17 of Dancing With The Stars has seen its first elimination. Host Tom Bergeron announced that the first celebrity contestant to leave was former NFL wide receiver Keyshawn Johnson, 41. Johnson was paired with the extremely se...

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Dancing With The Stars - Season Premier: The Highlights and The Lowlights

Funny story: Dancing With The Stars - Season Premier: The Highlights and The Lowlights

HOLLYWOOD - Dancing With The Stars co-host Tom Bergeron kicked off season 17, by saying that the contract negotiations with Len "The Grouchy Grouch" Goodman had been worked out and the 97-year-old Brit will be back in his middle judges seat. An in...

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Kelly Clarkson Explains Why She Turned Down Dancing With The Stars

Funny story: Kelly Clarkson Explains Why She Turned Down Dancing With The Stars

HOLLYWOOD - Dancing With The Stars is currently looking for celebrities to appear on the next edition of the hit dance show. Sangria Wine with TV ClickerWorld spoke with DWTS host Tom Bergeron and asked if the rumor that Kelly Clarkson would be a...

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Wynonna Judd Is Proud of Her New Cookbook, "47 Ways To Prepare Cornbread"

Funny story: Wynonna Judd Is Proud of Her New Cookbook, "47 Ways To Prepare Cornbread"

NEW YORK CITY - Wynonna Judd traveled from her home in Tennessee to New York City to appear on Piers Morgan Tonight. The country singer talked about her recent appearance on Dancing With The Stars. Judd said that she was embarrassed to be the...

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I find when I watch cable news in the morning, I much prefer watching Donald Trump talk with the volume off. Imagine an orange Jabba the Hutt as a talentless mime.
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