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Funny story: Lemonade Stands Downgraded to CCC by Standard & Poor's

Lemonade Stands Downgraded to CCC by Standard & Poor's

Wall Street - Standard & Poor's has downgraded the credit rating of lemonade stands to CCC from its previous rating of BB. Both ratings are considered non-investment grade, which means S&P considers lemonade stands to be very risky investmen...
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Funny story: Top Executive Quits Million Dollar Job to Open Up Neighborhood Lemonade Stand

Top Executive Quits Million Dollar Job to Open Up Neighborhood Lemonade Stand

With the help of his six-year old daughter, Neil Q. Pattison, CEO of OpenSecurity, the latest up and coming software company out of Silicon Valley, quit his high-paying job and opened up a neighborhood lemonade stand. "Now my daughter Leila is t...
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Funny story: Florida's Orange Crop in Peril, Brazil Makes Lemonade

Florida's Orange Crop in Peril, Brazil Makes Lemonade

Still uncertain as to the extent of the frost damage expected from Florida's current orange crop, Brazil, the world's largest exporter of lemons, is preparing to fill the citrus void with a U.S. national advertising campaign featuring lemonade as an...
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Funny story: Another Dangerous Kiddie Lemonade Stand Shut Down

Another Dangerous Kiddie Lemonade Stand Shut Down

Thank goodness for over-zealous food inspectors. Without them, we might buy the occasional glass of home-made lemonade from some kid who makes it in their mother's kitchen out of real lemons and sugar. Oh the horror! This past week, one such lemon...
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Funny story: Lemonade 'crisis talks' to be held at the United Nations.

Lemonade 'crisis talks' to be held at the United Nations.

Not since the Boston Tea Party held back in the 1700s, which saw the loss of the British North American Colonies to General George Washington and the formation of the United States of America, has there been a crisis over drink. Back then it was t...
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Funny story: Kiddie Mafia Arrested

Kiddie Mafia Arrested

Philadelphia, PA - Seven children all from the same neighborhood were arrested last week on racketeering charges for maintaining the only lemonade stands within their township, and operating them without a permit. It started out innocently enough, b...
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Funny story: IRS to Audit Lemonade Stand

IRS to Audit Lemonade Stand

Young Courtney Ashland and Sarah Pinkerton are finally having their 2 year friendship challenged has they received grim news from their parent. The IRS states that they plan to audit the summer lemonade stand that kids started in May to September of...
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Funny story: Barack Obama Markets Urine As 'Countryside Lemonade'

Barack Obama Markets Urine As 'Countryside Lemonade'

In an attempt to quell the public furor over his recent comments and to satisfy his supporters unquenchable thirst for anything Obama, U.S. Senator Barack Obama is joining with the Coca-Cola company to market 'Countryside Lemonade'.
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Funny story: Citibank to Sell Lemonade for 10 Cents a Glass

Citibank to Sell Lemonade for 10 Cents a Glass

Wall Street, NY-- Despite 18 billion dollar write-downs for the quarter and massive worries concerning foreign bailouts amidst the credit crunch that threatens to plunge the nations economy into a dangerous recession, spirits at Citibank Inc., the wo...
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Funny story: Appendix Removal: The Mixed Blessing

Appendix Removal: The Mixed Blessing

They say that every cloud has a silver lining. They also say that when life gives you lemons, you should make lemonade. This is true. As a teenager, I once was in this situation and turned it to my full and complete advantage.
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