The European Union is preparing to crack down on the volume of pips found in lemons.
Horst Limeburger, leader of the new Citrus Division in Brussels, confirmed: "We have been receiving complaints from restaurants and hobby cooks. One caterer count...
SARASOTA COUNTY, Florida - Milo Bimbardi owner of The Hurricane Citrus Farm has just reported that he has lost a lot of his citrus crop to damn crocodiles.
He spoke with the local news media and said that he has been growing oranges, lemons, and g...
The Church of England has ordained a lemon in a bid to make officiating at funerals easier. Whilst the move is unusual, the lemon is not thought to be the first fruit to be ordained by the church.
Bishop Ray Kiddiefiddler said "These days funerals...
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