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Funny story: Romanian Cheeky Girl Rumbled

Romanian Cheeky Girl Rumbled

It is reported that a former girlfriend of ex MP, Lembit Opik, has been cautioned by police on a suspected case of shoplifting. Cheeky Girl, Gabriela Irimia left a superstore in Wilmslow, Cheshire without paying for her shopping. Gabriela first...
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Funny story: Experts confirm "lembit opik" species facing extinction after last surviving member ponders survivalist challenge

Experts confirm "lembit opik" species facing extinction after last surviving member ponders survivalist challenge

LONDON, UK: At a Human Survival conference held here yesterday, anthropologists and paleontologists alike confirmed the potential extinction of yet another species. Despite a rare sighting of possibly the last surviving member of the tribe, experts...
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Funny story: Lembit Opik Discovered To Be An Anagram

Lembit Opik Discovered To Be An Anagram

In the second such story inside a month, Liberal Democrat politician Lembit Opik has been discovered to be a strange anagram. Only days ago, American pop princess, Britney Spears, was found to be an anagram of Presbyterians, and now Opik, who was...
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Funny story: Cheeky Girl Dumps Lembit Opik For Nick Clegg

Cheeky Girl Dumps Lembit Opik For Nick Clegg

Cheeky Girl singer Gabriela Irimia has dumped her Lib Dem MP boyfriend Lembit Opik because he is strange, according to her mother, who said her daughter prefers Lib Dem leader Nick Clegg, who is "more ru...
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Funny story: Sian Lloyd Admitted To Hospital With Laughing Fit

Sian Lloyd Admitted To Hospital With Laughing Fit

TV weather-girl Sian Lloyd was today rushed in to a London hospital after being taken ill at her North London home. Doctors described her condition as "serious but stable" after she was admitted in a state of disarray, reportedly shrieking...
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Funny story: On-the-hoof policies get knee-jerk reaction

On-the-hoof policies get knee-jerk reaction

Opposition politicians reacted instantly to newspaper reports of a slew of policy initiatives which were an instant reaction to newspaper reports.
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Funny story: Documents found in government office

Documents found in government office

A senior civil servant was reportedly dumbfounded to discover a large number of highly-classified documents in her office document safe, where they should be. The government employee, Janice Place, told the BBC that it was "highly unusual" to find...
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Funny story: Ace Of Spades Bassist Joins In The Robbie Williams Crap Lyric Debate

Ace Of Spades Bassist Joins In The Robbie Williams Crap Lyric Debate

Hell-raising Motorhead bassist and frontman, Lembit Opik, has pitched into the Robbie Williams crap lyric row.
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Funny story: Reid Unveils 'Bloody Foreigner' Plan

Reid Unveils 'Bloody Foreigner' Plan

Home Secretary and celebrated dimwit John Reid has said that a clampdown has been launched targetting "bloody foreigners who come to our country illegitimately and steal our benefits and women".
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Funny story: Sian Lloyd Relieved its not a Rent Boy

Sian Lloyd Relieved its not a Rent Boy

Weather Girl Sian Lloyd has spoken of her gratitude to well wishers who have offered her support following the break up of her relationship with the Liberal MP Lembit Opik. Mr Opik dumped the middle aged meteorologist for one of the Cheeky Girls, th...
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Funny story: Lembit Opik Wants To Be A Cheeky Boy

Lembit Opik Wants To Be A Cheeky Boy

Lembit Opik, the Liberal Democrat MP who swapped his weathergirl to date Cheeky Girl Gabriela Irimia, wants to go on tour with his new love - as part of the band!...
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Funny story: MP Insists a Cheeky Girl Is For Life, Not Just Xmas

MP Insists a Cheeky Girl Is For Life, Not Just Xmas

Liberal Democrat MP, Lembit Opik who not only has a bizarre unpronounceable name, now sports a 'Cheeky Girl' on his arm.
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Funny story: Lembit's Just Too Cheeky For His Own Good

Lembit's Just Too Cheeky For His Own Good

They say a week is a long time in politics but it's also a long time in love because if reports emerging tonight are to be believed, then it's all gone down the tubes for Lib Dem MP Lembit Opik.
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Funny story: Titchmarsh Becomes The Second High Profile Cheeky Boy

Titchmarsh Becomes The Second High Profile Cheeky Boy

The nation's favourite gardener, Alan Titchmarsh, is today being linked to the other Cheeky Girl; you know the one that isn't shagging MP Lembit Opik.
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Funny story: Lembit's A Cheeky Boy

Lembit's A Cheeky Boy

Liberal Democrat MP, Lembit Opik, is today being dubbed the 'cheeky boy' of British Politics.
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