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Funny story:  Queen admits 'I invested in Lehamn Brothers'

Queen admits 'I invested in Lehamn Brothers'

Buckingham Palace have issued a statement today detailing the Queen's financial loss since the beginning of the credit crunch almost 18 months ago. Her majesty is proclaimed to be a 'passionate player in the global stock market' is often seen emailin...
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Funny story:  Lehman Brothers too small and sound to save, says Fed

Lehman Brothers too small and sound to save, says Fed

New York, New York - Negotiations broke down between Lehman Brother representatives and that of the feds for a federal bailout when the accounting books disclosed that Lehman Bothers did not qualify under the Bush's "Too Big to Fail" economic doctrin...
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Funny story:  Lehman Brothers' Monopoly Cahoot

Lehman Brothers' Monopoly Cahoot

The financial markets were left reeling following the revelation that the makers of the popular board game Monopoly had been under pinning the Lehman Brothers for many years. Monopoly had been ploughing money into the Lehman Brothers banking firm...
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Funny story:  Barack Obama - Freddie Mac-Daddy and a Fannie Mae Ho

Barack Obama - Freddie Mac-Daddy and a Fannie Mae Ho

Sept. 2008, Center for Responsive Politics came out this week showing that Barack Obama was the 2nd largest recipient of cash from troubled financial giants Freddie Mac and Fannie Mae, who were in deep doo-doo this summer and they were facing going b...
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Funny story:  Lehman's Lemmings - Big City Fat Cats Start Jumping Again!

Lehman's Lemmings - Big City Fat Cats Start Jumping Again!

In a scene reminiscent of the Wall Street Crash in 1929, stock brokers all over the world have been lining up at office windows and jumping. New York, London and Hong Kong have already seen thousands throwing themselves to their doom in response to t...
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Funny story:  Walmart Buys Lehman Brothers, Merrill Lynch and AIG

Walmart Buys Lehman Brothers, Merrill Lynch and AIG

Narrowly averting a massive meltdown, Wall Street firms Lehman Brothers and Merrill Lynch, along with insurer AIG, have all found a buyer. After weeks of intense negotiations and panic in the financial sector, and shortly after Lehman filed for bankr...
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Funny story:  Lemon Brothers the new Enron

Lemon Brothers the new Enron

Off-the-Wall-Street, NYC - (Ass Mess): Four years after Lemon (sic) Brothers settled their $222.5 million Enron class action involving the underwriting of the fallen energy giant's hidden debt, inflated profits and accounting tricks, the Wall Street...
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Funny story:  Lehman Bros files for Bankruptcy

Lehman Bros files for Bankruptcy

Lehman Brothers, the fourth largest investment bank in the entire Universe, has filed for bankruptcy protection, tossing a spanner into the capricious works of the galactic financial system. The news led to sharp falls in share prices across the...
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Funny story:  Hadron Collider's Inter-dimensional Financial Black Hole Blamed For Lehman Brothers Collapse And Coming Depression

Hadron Collider's Inter-dimensional Financial Black Hole Blamed For Lehman Brothers Collapse And Coming Depression

Leading scientists and financial experts are agreeing today that the Large Hadron Collider has created a financial black hole so big that all the economies of the west will collapse into a deep depression that will make 1929's Black Tuesday look like...
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