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Funny story:  Saville Boost For Leeds Promotion Push

Saville Boost For Leeds Promotion Push

Great news for Leeds United fans tonight as Jimmy Saville signed an exclusive short term deal for his hometown club. The club have stuttered recently in their bid to achieve a second successive promotion and have sealed the deal for Jimmy to fire...
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Funny story:  Swansea City Give Super Leeds A Pasting - It's Like Watching Barcelona

Swansea City Give Super Leeds A Pasting - It's Like Watching Barcelona

It really is. A bit like watching Barcelona. In today's early kick off televised Championship game, Swansea City reinforced their charge for automatic promotion by giving super Leeds a masterclass in passing, possession and clinical finishing.
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Funny story:  Leeds United Pay Price For Playing Without Defenders

Leeds United Pay Price For Playing Without Defenders

Leeds United suffered their third consecutive home league defeat last night, as they were soundly beaten 4-0 by high-flying Cardiff City, whose manager Dave Jones later criticised the Yorkshire club for playing without a single defender. Leeds sta...
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Funny story:  Man City Table Leeds United Bid

Man City Table Leeds United Bid

World's richest football club Manchester City have shocked the footballing community this afternoon ahead of the January transfer window by slapping in a transfer bid to buy the entire Leeds United team after the Yorkshiremen defeated City's city riv...
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Funny story:  Leeds Utd stuff Man Utd and "Fergy" cries all the way home, even his Rolex stopped!

Leeds Utd stuff Man Utd and "Fergy" cries all the way home, even his Rolex stopped!

Sir Alex Ferguson was inconsolable as he burst out of Old Trafford in a rage after losing in the FA Cup to lowly Leeds Utd today. He kicked the cleaning lady, Roonie's Ferrari, threw a thermos flask at the groundsman, binned his golden Rolex, stuc...
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Funny story:  Limbaugh's NFL Rams  Bid Denied; Rap Group Buys into Dolphins: What's the Name of Dat Tune?

Limbaugh's NFL Rams Bid Denied; Rap Group Buys into Dolphins: What's the Name of Dat Tune?

A high powered group of wealthy business men announced today that Rush Limbaugh was being dropped from the syndicate recently organized to buy the St. Louis, Rams, a financially strapped, and athletically challenged National Football League Team.
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Funny story:  Leeds v. Millwall Could Be Decided By A Fight

Leeds v. Millwall Could Be Decided By A Fight

West Yorkshire police have confirmed in a statement tonight, a cancellation of all staff leave in preparation for the second leg of the League One play-off between Leeds United and Millwall at Elland Road on Wednesday night, after it emerged that, if...
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Funny story:  Police Prepare For Football Chaos If Leeds Play Millwall And Burnley Play Preston

Police Prepare For Football Chaos If Leeds Play Millwall And Burnley Play Preston

The Metropolitan Police and British Transport Police are preparing for what could be a chaotic weekend should Millwall face Leeds United in the League One Championship final and Preston meet Burnley in the Championship Final. "If Leeds play Millwa...
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Funny story:  Hull City Players Celebrate Impending Return Of Prodigal Son

Hull City Players Celebrate Impending Return Of Prodigal Son

Hull City, everyone's 2nd favourite team, who hadn't won a league game since December 6 before this evening's game against Fulham, and had slid deep into the relegation mire, are celebrating tonight, after it was announced that Prodigal Son, Dean Win...
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Funny story:  Oldham Athletic Unveil New Pink Kit In Support Of Homosexuality

Oldham Athletic Unveil New Pink Kit In Support Of Homosexuality

There was a gay old atmosphere at Boundary Park last night, when Oldham Athletic took to the field in their new all-pink kit in support of Homosexuality, which is raging out of control in the Lancashire town. The visitors for the League One encoun...
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Funny story:  Dennis Wise Set For Leeds United Return

Dennis Wise Set For Leeds United Return

Leeds United, the fallen giants of Yorkshire football, have today sacked manager Gary McAllister after a run of five successive defeats has seen them slide down League One. Initial reports say McAlister's replacement is likely to be former manager De...
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Funny story:  Leeds Pi$$ed on by Histon

Leeds Pi$$ed on by Histon

In a predictably one-sided game today, underdogs Leeds United were beaten by the once great Histon. Histon's win was put down to the state of the pitch (wet) and the appalling weather which the Leeds players had never experienced in the balmier cl...
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Funny story:  Leeds United Almost Beat Histon Of The Blue Square Premier League

Leeds United Almost Beat Histon Of The Blue Square Premier League

Leeds United, the once-great all-conquering heroes of European football, continued their long tradition of becoming giant-killing victims today, when, in the 2nd round, they travelled to Histon FC of the Blue Square Premier League, and so very nearly...
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Funny story:  Morrissey Arrested In Possession Of A Millwall Brick

Morrissey Arrested In Possession Of A Millwall Brick

There was real controversy after the League One game between Millwall and Leeds United at the New Den this afternoon, when ex-Smiths frontman, Steven Morrissey was arrested by police officers in Los Angeles for carrying a Millwall Brick. Morrissey...
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Funny story:  Manchester United A Pale Shadow Of Their Former Selves After Draw With Kaiser Chiefs

Manchester United A Pale Shadow Of Their Former Selves After Draw With Kaiser Chiefs

Manchester United, the Premier League Champions, will have to show a marked improvement if they are to mount a serious challenge to retain their title, after a lacklustre performance against Leeds-based side the Kaiser Chiefs.
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Funny story:  Yorkshire Football supporters - startling demographic revelations!

Yorkshire Football supporters - startling demographic revelations!

Hull City supporters were today basking in the news that, in a recent Clinical study, they were found to be on average, at least 3 stages further along the evolutionary scale than some of their Yorkshire brethren from Leeds and Sheffield.
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Funny story:  Leeds United latest - Can they be saved?

Leeds United latest - Can they be saved?

Concern was mounting amongst fish and animal lovers amongst others today after the tank temperature of the fish in the Leeds United board room fish tanks plummeted by 15 degree points. Fish are said to be hardy and able to withstand changes in fortu...
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Funny story:  "Stick With Us": Bates

"Stick With Us": Bates

Leeds United chairman Ken Bates today launched an impassioned plea to supporters of the 3rd division team to show loyalty following their failure to overcome Doncaster Rovers in the playoff final last month.
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