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Funny story: Syrian Defensive Plan Leaked to Mossad; Snowden and Manning are Yesterday's News

Syrian Defensive Plan Leaked to Mossad; Snowden and Manning are Yesterday's News

Corporal Moammar Bin Traash, SIGINT analyst for the Syrian Army and co-founder of the Damascus Chapter of LGBT Alliance and nephew of Tariq Al Tabouli, owner of Hassan's Hookah and Hashish Kasbah leaked the complete defensive outline of the Syrian Ar...
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Funny story: Snowden granted asylum in attempt to stop leaks

Snowden granted asylum in attempt to stop leaks

Mount Snowden is to be fenced off for two years in a secure sanctuary while attempts are made to stop it leaking. It will be allowed to remain in its own territory - undisturbed by visitors. Earlier this year the notorious Welsh mountain started t...
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Funny story: Psychiatrists: Obama may be paranoid

Psychiatrists: Obama may be paranoid

WASHINGTON, D. C. -- Psychiatrists privately suggest that President Barack Obama may be developing paranoia. "He seems to believe that everyone is out to get him," Dr. Hy Mann said, off the record. Another shrink. Dr. Si Ko, agreed with his co...
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Funny story: Director of news pleads with staff to stop leaks

Director of news pleads with staff to stop leaks

The latest head of the BBC News operation has begun her new regime by attempting to stop the flow of leaks in the new building. Fran Tick, acting director, pleaded with colleagues not to contribute to the wave which is threatening to engulf the or...
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Funny story: Senate Promises Crackdown on Leaks

Senate Promises Crackdown on Leaks

Leaders of the Senate and House intelligence committees said Thursday they were drafting legislation to further limit who can access bathrooms, toilets, WCs, lavatories…call them what you will…..after a serious of high profile leaks have Americans a...
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Funny story: Inquisition: Pope's butler caused leaks

Inquisition: Pope's butler caused leaks

VATICAN - Our mole on the Vatican guard issued an encrypted communique to our news desk minutes ago. The Pope's butler is being charged with being totally responsible for recent leaks. The leaks have been quite embarrassing for the Pope, who de...
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Funny story: Pope Takes Leak, Seriously

Pope Takes Leak, Seriously

A series of damaging leaks have swirled around Vatican City in recent weeks, much to the consternation of Pope Benedict XVI. "The older the Pope gets, the harder it is for him to take leaks," a Vatican spokesman said today. "It really gets to h...
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Funny story: Isle of Wight News - Newby villagers will not be watching Royal Wedding on the telly

Isle of Wight News - Newby villagers will not be watching Royal Wedding on the telly

Residents of Newby, Isle of Wight are NOT going to be watching the Royal Wedding on t.v. When asked "Why not?", Mrs. Irma Hoar, of Cheating Crescent, Newby, answered, "Well, for crying out loud, the world didn't 'stand still' when me and our lad got married 32 years back. It's only a bloody wedding for Christ sake. Folk get married every bloody day. What difference will THIS wedding make...
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Funny story: Yet another leak

Yet another leak

In another leaked memo it appears that the government is at odds with the palace regarding the burgeoning cost of the next royal wedding when William Windsor marries his granite faced commoner. The total cost is being withheld for the present, but we...
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Funny story: Leak Fatigue

Leak Fatigue

'Oh God, not more bloody leaks!' chimed the newsroom of a well known newspaper. 'It is bad enough getting the 5 million words from Wikileaks. Now we are getting coded messages from Spoof to work out. We can't afford to ignore any of this. When wil...
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Funny story: Wikileaks Leaks Wikis All over the Place

Wikileaks Leaks Wikis All over the Place

Wacky Wikis, Tacky Wikis, Secret Wikis, Stupid Wikis, if you can think of a Wiki, it is being leaked by Wikileaks at this very moment. No one is really sure why the founder of Wikileaks is taking it upon himself to be the number one truth peddler...
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Funny story: WikiLeaks and so do Adult Diapers

WikiLeaks and so do Adult Diapers

Washington- The release of over 250,000 confidential and classified State Department cables has created a major embarrassment to the Administration. State Department lawyers were unsuccessful in their attempt to have WikiLeaks founder Julian Assinas...
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Funny story: Leaks Frozen in UK

Leaks Frozen in UK

A freeze has been put on sensational Wikileaks revelations as the Government introduced a -20 degree temperature. Burst pipes may result but David Cameron announced that 'the damage to Britain would have been far worse if we hadn't taken this action...
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Funny story: Wikileaks Leak Sensation

Wikileaks Leak Sensation

Your correspondent has obtained access to Wikileaks leaks that are not going to be leaked! These sensational revelations have become a virtual torrent of piss and are causing major problems to the sewers of Britain. The main area where wikileaks i...
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Funny story: Leaked Vatican Email Stuns Foreign Office

Leaked Vatican Email Stuns Foreign Office

A leaked Vatican email has left Foreign Office officials incensed after suggesting that the Pope should flip his second home whilst on a visit to Britain, the Daily Torygraph revealed today. Called "The Ideal Visit", the document was believed to b...
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Funny story: Even Joe Biden's Roof Leaks, Says C.I.A.

Even Joe Biden's Roof Leaks, Says C.I.A.

WILMINGTON, DE - Vice President Joe Biden's home in Wilmington has been temporarily boarded up by order of the Delaware Department of Health and Safety. When Service Pro Masters' on-call technicians were dispatched to the Sorghum Hill Road residen...
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Funny story: Expense leak's expenses leaked

Expense leak's expenses leaked

The expenses of the House of Commons leak who leaked MPs expenses have been leaked. Civil servent Clare Roundbum's leaked expenses claims show she claimed £384 over 2008 for leeks. "The expenses leak leaked leek expenses show parliament is putr...
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Funny story: Leaked Memo May See The Spoof Topple

Leaked Memo May See The Spoof Topple

Breeze, the self-styled top writer on the online satirical newspaper The Spoof, has today told the world about his secret sorrow concerning his insipid testicles.
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