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Trump's 'Plumbers' Seek Source of White House Leak

WEEKEND WHITE HOUSE, BEDMINSTER, N.J. In what appears to be a throwback to the days of Watergate, President Donald Trump has reportedly organized a band of so-called plumbers to investigate serious leaks at the White House. Anonymous confidential in...

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Deep Esophagus Reveals the Source of the White House Leaks

Funny story: Deep Esophagus Reveals the Source of the White House Leaks

AT A PARKING GARAGE SOMEWHERE IN WASHINGTON--In a meeting between David Corn of Mother Jones and a shadowy figure who only identifies herself as "Deep Esophagus," the source of the many leaks that have plagued the Trump Administration are coming to l...

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White House Staffers Form Leakers Union

Funny story: White House Staffers Form Leakers Union

Washington, D.C. - White House Staffers have voted to form a secret union called the "Leakers Union". To qualify, members must be willing to report embarrassing and improper activities of President Trump and his colleagues to the Union's President.

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Trump, Bannon: Democrats Responsible for Leaks from White House

Funny story: Trump, Bannon: Democrats Responsible for Leaks from White House

Washington - According to tweets last night from Donald Trump as well as a story in Breitbart Real News (formerly Breitbart News), Democrats inside the White House organization are responsible for the many leaks to news organizations like CNN, Washin...

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Reverse Autism Shaming--How Barron Trump Landed a White House Job

Funny story: Reverse Autism Shaming--How Barron Trump Landed a White House Job

Forget the power struggle between Steve Bannon and Jared Kushner. Even Ivanka Trump has little sway with her dad, the POTUS. Those in the know say eleven year old Barron Trump is the real juice behind the throne in the Trump White House. David Cor...

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Trump Tries to Fix White House Leaks

Washington, DC - Over the past few nights President Donald Trump has been waking up frustrated by all the leaks in the White House. Sources close to Trump report that Trump himself has called in the plumber to fix the leaks but he believes the plumb...

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"Law and Order" Hoover Institute Frames Ed Balls Re: Election Riots

The achingly-TECHNICALLY-NOT-NEO-CON!!! Hoover Institute has been facing, not so much a funding crisis, (hell no!) as a trolling crisis. Yup! By now, millions of still-benighted citizens of the Global Village wildly insinuate that they have finally sussed out what's going on… Aye, a wicked legion of notoriously disingenuous and cynical conspiracy theorists now wantonly assert that the Hoov...

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Syrian Defensive Plan Leaked to Mossad; Snowden and Manning are Yesterday's News

Funny story: Syrian Defensive Plan Leaked to Mossad; Snowden and Manning are Yesterday's News

Corporal Moammar Bin Traash, SIGINT analyst for the Syrian Army and co-founder of the Damascus Chapter of LGBT Alliance and nephew of Tariq Al Tabouli, owner of Hassan's Hookah and Hashish Kasbah leaked the complete defensive outline of the Syrian Ar...

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Snowden granted asylum in attempt to stop leaks

Mount Snowden is to be fenced off for two years in a secure sanctuary while attempts are made to stop it leaking. It will be allowed to remain in its own territory - undisturbed by visitors. Earlier this year the notorious Welsh mountain started t...

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Psychiatrists: Obama may be paranoid

WASHINGTON, D. C. -- Psychiatrists privately suggest that President Barack Obama may be developing paranoia. "He seems to believe that everyone is out to get him," Dr. Hy Mann said, off the record. Another shrink. Dr. Si Ko, agreed with his co...

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Director of news pleads with staff to stop leaks

The latest head of the BBC News operation has begun her new regime by attempting to stop the flow of leaks in the new building. Fran Tick, acting director, pleaded with colleagues not to contribute to the wave which is threatening to engulf the or...

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Senate Promises Crackdown on Leaks

Funny story: Senate Promises Crackdown on Leaks

Leaders of the Senate and House intelligence committees said Thursday they were drafting legislation to further limit who can access bathrooms, toilets, WCs, lavatories…call them what you will…..after a serious of high profile leaks have Americans a...

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Inquisition: Pope's butler caused leaks

Funny story: Inquisition: Pope's butler caused leaks

VATICAN - Our mole on the Vatican guard issued an encrypted communique to our news desk minutes ago. The Pope's butler is being charged with being totally responsible for recent leaks. The leaks have been quite embarrassing for the Pope, who de...

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Pope Takes Leak, Seriously

A series of damaging leaks have swirled around Vatican City in recent weeks, much to the consternation of Pope Benedict XVI. "The older the Pope gets, the harder it is for him to take leaks," a Vatican spokesman said today. "It really gets to h...

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Isle of Wight News - Newby villagers will not be watching Royal Wedding on the telly

Funny story: Isle of Wight News - Newby villagers will not be watching Royal Wedding on the telly

Residents of Newby, Isle of Wight are NOT going to be watching the Royal Wedding on t.v. When asked "Why not?", Mrs. Irma Hoar, of Cheating Crescent, Newby, answered, "Well, for crying out loud, the world didn't 'stand still' when me and our lad got married 32 years back. It's only a bloody wedding for Christ sake. Folk get married every bloody day. What difference will THIS wedding make...

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Yet another leak

In another leaked memo it appears that the government is at odds with the palace regarding the burgeoning cost of the next royal wedding when William Windsor marries his granite faced commoner. The total cost is being withheld for the present, but we...

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Leak Fatigue

Funny story: Leak Fatigue

'Oh God, not more bloody leaks!' chimed the newsroom of a well known newspaper. 'It is bad enough getting the 5 million words from Wikileaks. Now we are getting coded messages from Spoof to work out. We can't afford to ignore any of this. When wil...

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Wikileaks Leaks Wikis All over the Place

Funny story: Wikileaks Leaks Wikis All over the Place

Wacky Wikis, Tacky Wikis, Secret Wikis, Stupid Wikis, if you can think of a Wiki, it is being leaked by Wikileaks at this very moment. No one is really sure why the founder of Wikileaks is taking it upon himself to be the number one truth peddler...

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