When 38-year old Jeff O'Mairs went to Walmart last Sunday afternoon overdressed, repercussions were severe. A blast of Facebook rants and Instagram photos of him shopping while wearing a suit in the paper goods aisle went viral.
'Ah wouldn't it be nice, for you to wow the English
But they make it very clear, they've got no room for windbags
They think you're quite boring, and no-one at all
You're doin' their crust in, you're just such a bore, oh!
Lazy Sunday afternoon, got no mind to worry
Close their doors and laugh away
Ah here we all are, loving our black humour
Makes the Yankees cry, they have no sense of...
Sorry, you can't go back any further!
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